just because i love him here

HE WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS SO SLOWLY BECAUSE HE’S HOLDING TOBEN SFFHJFS HE’S SUCH A PUPPY DAD I LOVE HIM

  • Oswald: Im here to kill you!
  • Edward: Because I didn't love you!
  • Oswald: What? No! It's because you-
  • Edward: You love me! I get it!
  • Oswald: Will you just-
  • Edward: God stop bring up how much you love me! Grow up!
  • Oswald: It's because you shot me you green idiot!
Making out - Riverdale Preference

First Riverdale preference! Just included my main guys in here and FP because lord do I love that man! Let me know if you wish for me to start including the girls in these things. Slight nsfw gifs. Requests are open but may be done slowly due to exams :)

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Jughead

Jughead may have been a little more conserved around people but when you were alone, his thoughts and actions were much, much more than that. Nothing pleased him (or turned him on more) that the feeling of you wrapped around him tightly, his hands running across your skin and his mouth on yours, making you feel good in every way.

Archie

Archie might have been a bit of a fuckboy, but he was good to you in everyway. He adored how you felt under him as his lips traveled down your neck and chest. He would certainly be dominant over you but you didn’t mind one bit as you would just pull at his hair - always wanting more. He would love pushing up against you, getting as close as he could so you knew how happy you made him.

Reggie

Making out with Reggie was always sensual and rather loving. Reggie may seem like a rather dominant one but he would rather just savor the moment of having you with him and no one else around. His kisses were usually sweet but hot and made you feel everything as his lips travel the course of your body, making you feel a kind of hot only he makes you feel.

FP

Make out sessions with FP was never normally a private thing. He would happily have his way with your lips right outside the Whyte Wyrm, showing all the serpents who you belonged to. The kisses were almost always rough and always included hair pulling, generally grabbing and his firm grip on your waist, often holding your leg up against him so he can feel you all at once.

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The Banana Fic

It’s safe to say that the entire phandom now has a banana kink, thanks to Dan and Phil’s little session hitting each other with a banana peel in the last amazingphil video. I’ve seen multiple posts about a “banana kink fic” or “the banana fic” and am now taking it upon myself to make it happen. So, here you are, phandom: The Banana Fic. 

Genre: Smutty smut 

Warnings: Kinks and shit 

Word Count: 700

A/N: The beginning is all what happened in the video and then after the banana scene, where there’s a jumpcut… That’s where my imagination gets to work. 

A/N Part 2: Lol I love when I don’t even have to come up with foreplay because they did it for me in reality 

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l went to the book store yesterday and stumbled across Amberlough”, binge read it in a day (like i do with all gay fantasy novels), and then proceeded to draw my favorite character (Ari)

Ahhhhh gotta forever love the ray doesn’t wanna be in fics debate

Look ray is happy streaming then that’s where I want him to stay, he smiles so much and him and Tina are both so happy and I want nothing less for them. I don’t want ray to come back because I like ray as a streamer, it suits him. He is the most antisocial hermit I know in the best way possible.
And Jeremy Dooley is a fucking gift to this world he is so funny and cute I love everything he’s in and he does for the community. He is a lad through and through and I love him so much.

Honestly the best fics have all seven being happy together. But if a fic has just ray or just Jeremy it ain’t worth any less because that how that story was written. I love them both and I’d wish people stop fighting over people place in ‘the main six’
The main six doesn’t even matter anymore, with Geoff on sabbatical, Lindsey being around longer the half of the original main six, Trevor & matt not quite in the support room but not in the main room, just who the Fuck cares?!?!?
Kdin, Caleb and Kerry were all in some way members of AH in some way now look at them all? People & companies grow and change, the fact is I love all members of Achievement Hunter, past, present and future.

ceslatoil  asked:

I really appreciate how you bring up Ford's character flaws in your GF recaps, post-finale it seems like fans either over romanticize his character and pretend he did nothing wrong, or, even worse, vilify characters like Stan, McGucket or even the kids in order to make him look better. I love his character and I think there's a lot of potential for him to grow post-finale but his fans can be... off-putting.

That news….should not surprise me. Here I thought the fandom had just died. 

I really love Ford BECAUSE the story so continually underlines how wrongheaded he is – we see comparatively little of him, and in some ways he’s the most….it’s not that he doesn’t fit in the story, but more than any other character, it’s easy and interesting to see him fit into other narratives. He clearly sees himself as the sort of eccentric mentor who’d be at home in a Johnny Quest sort of scenario (DO YOU KNOW HOW I LONG FOR VENTURE BROS STYLE FORD), and like I mentioned in the latest recap, he could have EASILY become a fallen hero/villain. The story redeems him convincingly, but I’m fascinated by those other possibilities. 

But. Yeah. Ford’s a dick. There’s basically no way around that. 

I have never loved someone as I love this guy right here <3 This picture got me pregnant in so many levels…How can someone be so hot? Is he even real? But in all seriousness I have to say that I love him with all my heart. This man here has changed me in a lot of ways, I know that is silly but it’s true. In my highs and lows, I have always had him by my side and made my days more brighter. I love him by the way he is (Not mentioning he is super hot) His ways of being a little kid, being funny, awkward, nice, adorable and having a huge heart. I love the way he shows his talent to everyone at his best, and wanna give his best. Not because it’s his job, but because he just wants to. His love, dedication and appreciation to his fans is something so amazing and admirable that it makes me love him more and more everyday. I can say that Norman is one of those persons who have such a unique personality that you really don’t know what to expect from him every single day! And I love that. I love him. I’m proud of saying that I am such a huge fan of his and I will never leave, wether he is Daryl, Murphy, Travis, Mac or anyone else. He is my hero and my idol, and a great example for someone to look up to. So Lord I want to say thank you for giving us this angel so beautiful. God Bless Norman Reeds Amen!

anonymous asked:

The fact that gdragon is in LA makes me happy because he's literally here but I'm sad because I haven't been able to get tickets to his Miami concert and I literally love right here 😭 I just want to see him ugh

I’m sorry love ☹️
i feel you. it sucks.
When your faves are already super far away but when they are close you can’t see them 😩

So, i attended a U2 concert the other night, right? Don’t judge me because i’m a U2 fan, okay? Anyway, here i am thinking me and Darren had a great night and all that jazz next thing i know i’m waking up this morning to a thread of text messages from the devil himself - to say they are embarrassing would be an understatement - he sent videos of me just having a tantrum over how much i love Bono and how much i…i want him to feed me coney island hot dogs in the streets of New York City until i can’t look at another hot dog. I’m a sick person, i know, my only excuse is that i had beer and well…me and beer are never a good combo. 

i think i ended up having the worst moment in the history of the world today. i had ordered pizza, right? because, duh, it’s pizza so why would i not? anyway, i’m just hanging around, practically starving to death, waiting eagerly for the delivery person to get here. thirty minutes later, my doorbell goes and i am SO excited about this freakin’ pizza that i threw open my door to greet him, tripped over my own feet, then landed right into his arms after he threw my pizza on the floor to catch me. the guy then thought it was the perfect moment to take a chance because all i heard after that was “hey, i see you’ve fallen for me?” and i swear i nearly cried because i couldn’t believe i was being hit on while my pizza lay on the floor - out of the box and on the gross dirty ground. i also can’t believe that i would have rather the pizza guy didn’t catch me, just so my pizza would have lived. priorities, am i right?

halla I’m here to talk about my son Isak and his loving boyfriend Even and by “talk” I mean “cry till the end of my days because he has come so far he has accepted his homosexuality he has let go of toxic masculinity standard and just generally makes me wanna wrap him and his man in a blanket to protect them from everything wow I’m crying again”
thank you

anonymous asked:

why did they take a picture with halsey with all the good people in that building and it had to be halsey god damn boys

they were obviously happy to take a picture and to become acquaintances, you don’t have to be negative about it just because you don’t like her (also what even constitutes good people? what’s the scale here)

Anonymous said:Just ignore that anon, dude, your point was super clear, and I agree with it 100%!! They’re likely just bored and trying to get a reaction. Love your blog!! :))

thank you!

Anonymous said:isn’t it interesting how lately the only “good” argument to anything is “lmao bts hates whites”? a little creativity people! :)

Anonymous said:honestly, the whole ‘jm hates white people’ is just ehhhh like stop bringing him in to this shit, he doesn’t need it. have a joke abt it? great! (not lmao) just keep it to yourselves smh

lol i don’t even want to go there like it’s pointless to argue about this! it’s why i didn’t even talk about it specifically this time, it wasn’t my point at all. but people just use it as a shield so they don’t have to think about what they’re doing i guess

anonymous asked:

hey here's your friendly reminder to support lee woojin, MMO, and kwon hyunbin on produce 101 thank u

oh man i love everyone so much pls support everyone!! mmo, lil woojin, and kwon hyunbin deserve more love :”) i just have a little contradiction though,, like i love little woojin so much but i don’t know how i would feel about him making the group..it’s not that he isn’t talented because he definitely is and i adore him w my heart but he’s still so young.. like i don’t think such young kids should be in groups :( i personally think with all the..techniques used in the industry to bait minors and maknaes to appeal to older audiences can be too much and i don’t want them to do that to woojin seeing the controversy that happened with last season of produce 101 and how i.o.i was managed..like somi and yeonjung as maknaes were put in uncomfy situations and i don’t want him to go through that..i want the east light to get popular but with the way the industry is shaped i’m scared what it will do to woojin mentally, physically, and what if his voice suffers a lot due to pressure and being so young? idk :( i worry so much about him and in general minors (because i am one) and i don’t want him to go through anything ugly aHH this is such a rant but idk if he does make it i will def support him bc i do love him but im soo worried about what fans would be like if he does :(

UPDATED TRUMP DOCTOR LETTER

To Whom It May Concern:

A lot of people have expressed a desire for an update on President Donald J. Trump’s health since his inauguration. I have been the personal physician of President Donald J. Trump since 1980 and I am here to say that Mr. Trump’s health is absolutely better than ever.

Since being sworn in, Donald Trump has lost 50 pounds and gained 17 inches of height. He’s the longest president who has ever lived. His livers are both functioning flawlessly. His blood sets an all-time record for the state of New York for “most” and his blood pressure was rated “excellent” by seven different Fox News Twitter polls. He doesn’t even have one cholesterol.

I can say this unequivocally: Donald Trump has the most bones. Scientists estimate that he now has around 900 bones in his body and more are being discovered every day. Some of those bones have never been seen before. They allow him to be really good at presidential things like signing executive orders and making love nightly to his wife who wants him to.

Mr. Trump’s test results have been astonishingly excellent. He actually has a blood type we’ve never seen before: “All.” It’s both the universal donor and universal recipient, and sprinkling it on your penis makes your penis bigger. Mr. Trump’s blood is gorgeous. It has a rich color that’s hard to describe, but if I had to put it into words, I might call it “red.”

President Donald Trump has no family history of cancer, diabetes, or death. The president’s family members are immortal beings that walk the earth without end, craving the sweet release of death that will never come unless they make a deal with a cool witch. Donald Trump will never die, he will just keep growing vertically forever until he lives in space. It’s really astonishing.

His physical strength is extraordinary. He can lift as much as a mother whose child is trapped under a car, but he’s more attractive than that mother and he hasn’t let himself go like she has. Have you seen the way she dresses lately? The hypothetical mother in this simile is a total chunk. 4 at best. As the famous doctor Hippocrates once said, “Would not hit.”

Since the Inauguration, Mr. Trump has kept an extremely active lifestyle. He starts every morning by walking straight up into the sky and then walking down again. He also visits me regularly for checkups. Mr. Trump doesn’t let me touch him because of gay, so I just eyeball it and give him a once over. I can usually tell just by looking how much blood is in him that day or which liver has taken the lead, so it’s not a super intensive process.

Mr. Trump is not only the healthiest president that has ever served, but also the most handsome. I usually want to kiss President Trump when I see him, but I would never break the doctor-patient trust, so instead I kiss the portrait of him I drew on my little note pad. There have been no presidents that even come close to President Trump in terms of overall health and hotness. Franklin Pierce was pretty hot, but his body wasn’t great. James Garfield was more cute than hot. President Trump is the total package. I know this because of my stethoscope.

Just to give a little more background on me, I’ve been a doctor for years. I got into medicine the same way a lot of doctors do: I once took an unmarked pill that I found under a toilet in a public restroom, and the next thing I knew, I was blacked out doing surgery on a man on a Benihana table with the big knives they got over there. I flipped this guy’s appendix right into my hat. And that’s when I caught the bug, for surgery and for tetanus!

Now, I want to address some of the slanderous things that have been said about me. It’s just like these coastal elites to say I’m not qualified as a physician. They think you need fancy things, like a diploma from Harvard Med School or a diploma from a med school or a GED or a car or medicine or clean hands. You don’t need those to be a doctor! All you need is the right attitude and a good sense of humor and to be Jewish and a blank death certificate just in case!

This is America. We’re not “fancy” here. You’re supposed to be able to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and put a bunch of clamps in a guy and see what tubes you can clamp up without making him sleep forever. My grandfather was a blue-collar worker, and so was my father. I am a red-collar worker because my collar is always covered in spurting blood. I may not know art or science or what a “lung” is, but I do know that I love America and am a lung-doctor!

Because of my love of America and Donald Trump, it is an honor to be his physician. Donald Trump could teach us all a thing or two about health. Not only is he the healthiest human ever, but also the healthiest dog, house and Faberge Egg. I wish him luck as he continues on his endless journey.

Love,

“Doctor” Harold N. Bornstein, M.D. (Mostly Doctor)

Is Kara in love with Mon-El?

So, I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I’ve come to the conclusion that she is not. And it’s not just wishful thinking and/or because I can’t stand him. There are actual clues in canon that show that Kara is not in love with her boyfriend. Here’s why:

Exhibit A

The way Kara acts around her love interests. She gets flustered, blushes a lot, acts awkward around them. 

around James:

around Adam:

around Mon-El: error 404 example not found. I can’t recall a single Karamel scene where Kara acts like this.

Bonus: around Lena:

Exhibit B

The trope that a love interest watches and looks at their crush dreamily as they leave.

James:

I know that Mon-El looked at Kara like this at least once too, but I’m really not in the mood to gif him so I’m gonna skip that since that’s not the point of this post. The point is to show that Kara is not in love with Mon-El, not vice versa.

But another person also looked at her like this, and even received this look from Kara herself in the latest Supergirl episode…

Exhibit C

These are actual quotes that Kara said about/to Mon-El:

  • “You are so selfish!”
  • “You are still the same macho egotistical Daxamite!”
  • “It’s not just the jealousy. It’s the patronizing ego thing.”
  • “Well, the first bit about your infuriating male ego, that part I meant.”
  • “More like you’re an arrogant dude-bro.”
  • “I can handle Mxyzptlk, but it’s Mon-El who’s infuriating.”

She’s never said things like these to James, and definitely not as excessively as she’s complaining about Mon-El. On the contrary, she said “You make me better.”

Another bonus; things she said about/to Lena:

  • “Kara Danvers believes in you.”
  • “I believe in her.”
  • “You are too good and too smart to follow in her path.”
  • “Now you have someone that will stand up for you, always.”

Exhibit D

This is Kara’s reaction when Mon-El first tells her about his feelings for her:

Exhibit E

This is Kara’s reaction when Mon-El says “I love you” for the first time:

In conclusion: I honestly don’t believe for a second that Kara has feelings for Mon-El. The most logical explanation is that she felt obligated to give Mon-El a chance because that’s what everyone told her to do or that she felt lonely and Mon-El knew what it’s like to lose a planet.
We know how Kara behaves around the person she’s crushing on. There are patterns. And we can’t see any of these patterns when Kara is around Mon-El. Besides the occasional kiss and “I’m happy” she doesn’t show any signs of having feelings for him. They haven’t even gone on any dates, not counting the one she took him on to “save” Lena.

Meanwhile @ CatCo:

Makes you think, doesn’t it?

Feel free to comment and/or add more.

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... Somehow, Still Talking About This Captain America Shit (Now With Bonus Spider-Man and Agents of SHIELD)

So now Secret Empire has revealed its Shyamalan Twist and given the readers a Good Guy Steve Rogers as well as Hydra Cap, and the kinds of dickbags who, when this whole bullshit began were dismissing people’s complaints with “oh come on, don’t you know how comics works, it’s all going to be put back at the end, blah blah blah…” are crowing I-Told-You-So’s.

But here’s the thing:

Yeah, fucknuts.  We always knew this.

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