just because hes ugly

Things that fucked me up in The Foxhole Court series (warning: spoilers):

  • Every single time Andrew did something just because Neil asked
  • “He pressed Andrew’s palm to the ugly scarring across Neil’s abdomen” 
  • Dan’s entire existence as the biggest boss in the galaxy
  • “You are a pipe dream.”
  • “I am not a pipe dream.  I’m not going anywhere.”
  • Renee saving Jean
  • Renee doing literally anything
  • Wymack hating that Neil flinches away from him and doing everything he can to prove he’s the good male role model Neil deserves???
  • RESPONSIBLE AND CARING ADULTS
  • “You hate me, remember?” “Every inch of you,” Andrew said.  “That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.” ANDREW LMAO
  • SHOWER BLOW JOB/CODDLING/ANDREW FINALLY LETTING GO ENOUGH TO LET NEIL SEE HIM FEEL PLEASURE (partly because he can’t bear to leave Neil’s side to take care of it alone FUCK)
  • “Yes or no?”
  • VIGOROUS CONSENT and Andreil knowing each other well enough to tell when the other isn’t in a good enough place to consent even when they think they are??
  • Neil calling Andrew a “drama queen” behind his back
  • Nicky getting the happiness he deserves in Erik
  • “Who’s humanizing who in that relationship, anyway?” NICKY OMFG
  • Andrew needing to map every single scar/wound on Neil’s body and Neil letting him
  • Andrew saying “I told you not to look at me like that” after Neil stares at him with fucking giant anime heart eyes when the sunlight hits his hair
  • Matt and his spikey hair (/everything)
  • Casual 3 hour bus chats where Andreil loses track of time smh
  • How fucking short Andreil is???  5 foot **nothing*** is right
  • Neil saying he wants a vacation and Andrew almost cutting Kevin’s dick off when he tries to get in the way of it
  • BED SHARING IN THE CABIN ffs
  • Honestly that whole woodland retreat with team bonding took me the fuck out
  • “The only one I’m interested in is you.”  Demi!Neil is watering every crop in my field??
  • “Thank you.  You were amazing.”  (aka me @ Nora Sakavic)

Louis Tomlinson is that friend who buys you that ugly cheap mug that you kinda liked just because he noticed how much u were looking at it in the grocery store. the type of friend who helps to search that one song in that one show that goes “dun du du du dun du” but you can’t remember the name or a lot of lyrics. is the type of friend who sends you old memes at 3 in the morning because “it you”. the type of friend who pass you candid pictures of him doing homework so you can send to your mom and say you’re “studying” with him. the type of friend who’s bigger than life and helps you to feel as big as him.

2

Sawamura Eijun: Captain + Cleanup AU

my fav lil things abt jin

- how he uses food to express things “you peel off layer and layer and find there is always content there. it’s like an onion”
- “no it’s not”
- hella calm and collected when members start a ruckus
- how he will nvr admit food > bts but we all know
- his fingers! i love them so much
- that judging look when jihope were doing a love shot
- somehow finding out tht touching jk’s nipples would wake him up??
- tht iconic aegyo fail where he trips
- turtle neck + long coat + glasses look
- super duper flexible back, walking while doing a backbend 👏🏼
- endless dad jokes
- sleeveless jin
- jin & rice scooper, ult otp ❤️
- the long ass eye contacts w camera
- his imitations of tae & jk during the bts of asc
- when he gets amazed by how loud the members get
- when he puts yoongi back where he belongs
- !!!!steals army bombs!!!!! but then returns them back while giving them the most soft most gentle smile ever
- will be on his 3rd bowl of rice while you’re on your 1st
- “I was awkward since I was born!”
- has one by one tips on how to look ‘cool’ & if tht isn’t the cutest thing
- we rly do not appreciate his english enough!!
- no matter how much he gets teased for his dancing, he is nvr discouraged and still tries hard w/o getting upset
- when he asked if the woman was having a sad day during their hidden camera
- can’t contain laughter when beatboxing
- kinda reminds me of flappy bird sometimes
- when he helped yoongs put on his contacts
- the beginning verse of ‘dead leaves’
- human gps
- cute easy recipes tht come w adorable pictures
- car door guy
- wore a beanie and felt insecure but he looked so good!!
- doesn’t know how to turn on v app notifications
- “im only 3 yrs older than you!”
- can do everything w his toes
- the type to beatbox to a stranger and take a fry afterwards
- will answer if a member calls him mom
- works out in the hotel rooms bc he can
- bringing food to jimin and not knowing he was being filmed :’)
- #1 super mario fan
- plays w armys on twt
- eating food to the aura of the song
- how he flaps his arms when the food is 2 good
- the way he snorts when a member shit talks
- blessing us w his priceless blowing kisses
- no hesitance in using jk’s head to climb up the bed
- calls rap monster “rm” and jeongguk “jk”
- always ends up as a victim of rm’s dance moves
- no jin, no bangtan (he’s the oxyjin) but srsly.

yoongs | hobi | hobi pt.2 | rapmom | jimin | tae | jk

Yoonmin Probably
  • Jimin: *Is sad*
  • Yoongi: what's wrong? Don't be sad!! Are you okay? Tell me?
  • Jimin: Put yourself in my shoes
  • Yoongi: *puts Jimin's shoes on* You're right this is sad!

Look at all of these trainees getting hate from Knetz because they’re becoming popular among us. It’s disgusting the things they are saying about some trainees like calling Jisung “Ugly” just because he ranked 3rd during the eliminations. Each trainee has received hate from different groups of people including popular trainees among Knetz like Daniel and Samuel. But some have it worse than others such as Daehwi. Daehwi has done nothing wrong but try his best on the show. Knetz started hating on him because he was ‘too arrogant’ for wanting to be noticed, when in reality he just wanted to show how talented he is. Hyunbin has also received a ton of hate because he wants to fulfil his dreams. Yes, okay he may not have the vocal ability of some of the other trainees but he is trying his hardest. Did no one see him basically broken in the last episode because of all the comments? This poor guy has come on the show (which must have took a lot of confidence having zero background in training) to give his all and potentially debut. But instead is being attacked for trying by Knetz. 

Knetz also commented saying that the 4 Nu’est members should leave now that their albums have climbed back up the charts. These boys are on this show because they feel like it’s their last chance. They’re probably not going to see the money from their album sales due to Pledis. Jonghyun has blamed himself for the band not doing as well as they hoped and has called himself the worst leader. 

No one should feel like they have let everyone down because they haven’t surpassed a certain level. This includes all the trainees that were eliminated in the first round as well. These trainees are all so hard working and they deserve to be loved by everyone.

These trainees are trying their hardest to live their dream and make their families proud, but are consistently being brought down the by unnecessary comments made by Knetz.  

5

30 Day Teen Titans Challenge

Day 2: What scene made you cry the hardest?

-Cyborg and Starfire’s reunion in How Long Is Forever?

So today I went to the gas station to get a pop but I decided I wanted an ice cream bar too so I got a snickers ice cream thing and when I went up to the counter I mumbled to myself “god I feel so fat” and the guy behind the counter heard me and was like “but you’re not fat so it’s okay. Eat all the ice cream you want, girl.” And then there was a girl behind the counter doing her makeup and the guy was like “quit doing your makeup and get to work. You look fine. Just because that guy called you ugly doesn’t mean you are. He was a douchecake. You’re a fine piece of ass, my friend.”

Gas station guy is now my inspiration to keep eating ice cream bars when I want one.

What if Alphys and Frisk behave like the UT fandom. But irl.

Alphys realizes that Toriel and Asgore will never get back together, and is dissapointed
“My OTP will never be canon again.” she says. “I don’t know what to do.”
And Frisk just. Glares to the side. Where Toriel and Sans are talking. Alphys looks at them
“No.” she says
Frisk nods
“NO.” she says again, this time smiling.
Frisk nods again.
Alphys gasps.

Frisk and Alphys makes Papyrus go to one of MTT’s shows, and Alphys promises him he’ll get to meet his idol after the performance.
Papyrus gets one of his action figures signed and Mettaton says something along the lines “Thank you, darling. Have a fabulous evening!”
Papyrus looks confused.
“DID YOU JUST CALL ME… DARLING?”
“*glamorous laugh* oh, yes i did! I value all my fans very highly.”
Frisk slams the dating rulebook into Papyrus’ hands, takes Alphys under their arm and runs away. Their deed here is done.

Alphys and Frisk writes an Alphyne fanfic together. Alphys tries to keep it ~family friendly~ because Frisk is like 8 years old. Frisk thinks it’s boring and screams “Okay but when are you going to touch her BOOBIE?!” just as Undyne walks in. Alphys screams. Undyne walks up to her, grabs her face, and says “Yeah, Alphys, I’ve been asking myself that question for a while now.” Alphys screams louder. Frisk is amused

Frisk and Alphys tries to learn the truth about Gaster and end up stalking Papyrus and Sans. Alphys tries to bring up the question lightly so she won’t seem too curious, while Frisk walks up to them and screams “HEY YOU DONT HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A DUDE CALLED W D GASTER HAHA BECAUSE APPARENTLY HES NAMED AFTER AN UGLY FONT JUST LIKE YOU” in their faces. Sans looks at them with his usual shit-eating grin for like 10 seconds before he teleports away. Papyrus looks confused at first, but then he screams back “HEY YOU DONT HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A HUMAN WHO USED TO NOT GET INVESTED IN STUFF THAT IS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS”
Then he smiles, pats them on the head and walks away.

Frisk and Alphys breaks into Sans’ secret lab in his basement, and with curiosity burning in their eyes, they pull off the sheet that hides the strange machine.
It’s a lollipop vending machine. It’s a messege attached to it. It says “fuck off.” Pissed off, Frisk takes a lollipop and puts it in their mouth. It’s one of those disgusting prank lollipops that taste like fish or something. They scream and spit it out, but the aroma will be stuck in their mouth for the next 5 years.

Alphys wants to know what happened to Undyne’s eye. She tries to ask her about it, but Undyne just immediately changes the subject, which just makes Alphys even more curious. One night, she sneaks up to Undyne’s bed and looks under her eyepatch while she’s asleep. Alphys is filled with great regret. What she thought was a cool battle injury is actually just a gigantic googly eye.

anonymous asked:

i've kept my hopes pretty low on getting tickets for harry's tour, so if i get one, i get one and if i don't then i don't. i think either way i'm just so proud of him and what he's doing. this whole album i already know is going to change my life. it feels very intimate from the venues, to the album itself, the pink. it's all really intimate and private and even if i only get a snippet of that through the album and not the show, i'm happy. i'm proud of harry, beyond it.

THIS 

vampire yoongi

Originally posted by bwiseoks

  • i wanna take nap because i had an academic team tournament today but  i wanna finish this series!
  • college series will be next
  • wedding series
  • percy jackson au lets gooo
  • okay so here’s vampire yoongi!
  • yoongi was born into a vampire family
  • he grew up a lil baby vampire
  • like imagine chubby baby yoongi with lil fangs waddling around okay get that in your head
  • his parents were relatively known vampires in the vampire community, and yoongi grew up in wealth
  • but he also grew up in isolation because his parents were socialites okay?
  • always keeping up appearances, holding parties at their mansion, constantly in the public eye of the vampire world
  • yoongi never liked the attention and he would much rather sit in the music room and play the grand organ
  • growing up, yoongi was a pretty sickly kid
  • he didn’t agree with his parents, that drinking human blood was okay like he was totally against it actually
  • he would refuse to drink any human blood and so often he would go months without feeding himself
  • which explains his more lethargic and slow type nature, he usually doesn’t have enough energy to do much
  • when his family would go on hunts, he would go out and involve himself in the human world, because he’s always felt more at peace there
  • nobody expects something out of him because he’s the son of important people
  • nobody is trying to force their beliefs and traditions down his throat
  • he doesn’t need to wear capes and dress like he’s from the 1600s like he can just be normal for a few hours
  • one day he’s out in the human world, but he overestimates his strength and while he’s out getting some tea at this cute cafe, he completely passed out
  • when he wakes up, there’s a young boy standing there, holding his arm and… sniffing it?
  • yoongi jerks away and rubs his eyes, then looks at the boy curiously
  • “wow a vampire, i’ve never met one before! no wonder you’re so pale!”
  • yoongi curses and tells the kid to scram, because he knows it’s another monster, he can tell by the smell of his blood
  • “look kid, i don’t know what the f-”
  • “i’m a who, and my name is jeongguk. i’m a werewolf!”
  • yoongi kinda coughs bcuz gross but they actually exchange numbers because poor little jeongguk was worried about him passing out
  • from that moment on jeongguk actually helps yoongi with his blood supply issue
  • like vampires can eat human food but it won’t nourish them right?
  • so jeongguk will go werewolf and yoongi now understands why local farmers have complained about their cows going missing
  • yoongi gets involved with a lot of other mythical creatures, specifically a witch down the corner and an innocent little ghost boy
  • okay but some other things that are super important!
  • yoongi has black hair for sure, he keeps it natural
  • he has long dangly cross earrings in both his first piercings to piss his parents off, and then studs in the other holes
  • he wears holey black skinny jeans all the time
  • he has a large jacket that reaches his knees that’s black too
  • and his shirts are always red, white, gray, or black
  • sometimes he wears turtlenecks just because he can mm hmm bless ugly turtlenecks but cute ones
  • when he goes out, no, the sun will not destroy him and turn him into ashes, but it definitely hurts his skin and it’s like getting extreme sunburn
  • so he carries a cute umbrella around and cute i mean yes cute because seokjin got it for him
  • it’s cream with vintage looking hot air balloons all on it
  • it really offsets the dark gothic look he’s got going on lmao
  • he’s like the mysterious boy of town because he’s been to every shop and knows all the shopkeepers and he always leaves really nice tips for stuff but nobody knows his name or where he comes from
  • he’s loved by everyone in town because he’s such a mystery? like who is he and why is he so flawless??
  • he loves being out at night though because that’s his element?
  • especially when the moon and stars are out he feels like he can really be himself ya know?
  • that’s when you two meet actually surprise
  • boy is having a really hard time dealing with his parents one time because they’re like “yoongi darling, now there is nothing wrong by drinking human blood! embrace the fact that you are a VAMPIRE son!”
  • and he kinda snapped “well maybe i don’t want to be!”
  • like he’s been alive way too long already, it gets depressing watching everyone you care about grow old
  • like before seokjin and tae, he didn’t have friends because he was so scared of losing them
  • jeongguk and seokjin are also immortal so they understand him and it’s okay
  • but he’s so scared of forming relationships to watch them crumble and sometimes he just wishes he was human
  • his parents are so mad though because what well to do, influential vampire would want to give that up? like when he’s older others will literally bow to him in respect and in awe, like why would he give that up?
  • they don’t understand him and they don’t try to understand him and that hurts yoongi more than he likes to let on
  • anyway that day he needed to get away from the house and so he went out for his nightly walk and guess who was also out and about?
  • oh right it’s you!
  • you were coming home from work and you were like oh i can walk but as winter approaches here at least it gets pitch black at like six so you’re like greeeeaaaaaat
  • you’re walking alone and it’s cold and you’re freezing and it’s dark and you swear you can hear noises behind you and you’re so busy panicking you slam into someone
  • surprise it’s yoongi !
  • he curses under his breath but helps you up and you’re like hey waIT
  • “you’re the guy that comes in and tips the waiter more than your actual waiter! i bus tables but they always tell me about you and-”
  • “yoongi. the names yoongi.”
  • you’ve never really seen him because you work back in the kitchen but the staff always talked about how handsome he is, and even though it’s hecka dark outside you can see he’s absolutely stunning?
  • your heart is fluttering and wow you kinda just wanna,,, idk,,, kiss him under the stars,,,
  • “you want me to walk you home?”
  • you don’t hear him at first and you kinda blink but then you realize what he’s asking
  • and you know that stranger danger but if all the wait staff loves him then he’s probably a good person or something and it’s better than being alone…
  • and so you accept his offer and you two begin to walk towards your house
  • you tell him your name obviously
  • and a little bit about yourself like school and work and stuff like that
  • he tells you that he lives a little ways away from downtown with his mother and father
  • and that they’re rich and he’s not the biggest fan of them so he hangs around town
  • he also tells you that the restaurant you work at is his personal favorite
  • and you don’t know why but that gets you all blushy and happy
  • there’s something about yoongi like he’s so composed and so calm and so reserved but at the same time he gives you enough information to leave you wanting more
  • and he sends a shiver down your spine whenever he looks at you, and you don’t know what it is but you’re slightly terrified but it’s exhilarating at the same time
  • your walk isn’t very chatty but is not silence either and it’s really calming actually just to have someone who listens
  • and when you reach your door you thank him and smile and go to leave but then he coughs
  • “um maybe if you have off anytime soon i could show you the cool hobby shop down the street?”
  • and obv you say yes like how could you not and you tell him that you get off work at five tomorrow and he says he’ll meet you after work!
  • okay next day you go to work and you’re doing your thing, cleaning some dishes, living the dream
  • it’s getting closer to the end of your shift and you find your heart racing because wow yoongi? is basically taking you on a date?
  • you’re so busy being excited and nervous that you don’t realize that…
  • yoongi is standing outside the kitchen, hands stuffed in that big jacket of his, eyes narrowed and small smile on his lips
  • the waiters let him back to the waiter station to wait for you when he explained the dilemma because they think it’s actually absolutely adorable??
  • one of the other bussers nudges you and you look up and wipe a strand of hair from your eyes and low key get soap all over you in the process
  • and yoongi is like !! what the heck that’s adorable what is this feeling in my chest !!
  • you rush out and take your little apron on and grab your things and you’re embarrassed because you didn’t think he would pick you up at work!! you haven’t even changed out of your uniform!!
  • but yoongi says he doesn’t mind, like if you’re cold, he says he’ll give you his jacket and you’re blushing so hard and all the waiters are teasing you when yoongi isn’t looking
  • because they know
  • they know y'all are gonna fall in love they called it
  • okay anyway y'all head off to the hobby shop!
  • it’s like does anyone know what FYE is? it’s like that but twenty million times less cringey
  • it has lots of old vinyls and cassettes and guitars and other musical instruments
  • but also art supplies and old cameras and craft stuff too it’s really chill
  • the employees are really nice and they all love yoongi so when he comes in they’re all like!! hey man!!
  • they give you a look and they’re like oH hello there ;))
  • and yoongi is like lmao it’s not like that but he’s blushing so hard and he will not make eye contact with you
  • because how funny is it that yoongi, the one who’s always tried to hard to push people away, already finds himself smitten with the one he’s only known but a few hours
  • like he doesn’t know what to feel about you but you make him feel alive and he craves that
  • “here lemme show you some of my favorite musicians yah?”
  • okay but hear me out, yoongi, being absolutely in love with foster the people
  • like that’s all he listens to like imagine him laying in his vampire bed with earbuds in and the music makes him so happy he just starts to float?
  • especially listening to waste oh man
  • anyway he takes you over to the music and you’re lollygagging and looking at other things that he grabs your wrist and gently pulls you along
  • “what kind of music do you like?” he asks softly, because he’s so scared like
  • he knows that deep down he’s a monster so he tries so hard to be gentle and sweet and soft with you because he’s scared that one day he’ll really give into his monster side
  • but as you get to know yoongi, you realize that he’s not always quiet and reserved
  • like when he’s angry, he’ll get red in the face and clench his fists and start to curse until he’s yelling and the only thing that can calm him down are you whispers against his skin
  • and he tries to hold things in, oh he really does but when he’s upset you know what helps him the most is crying and sometimes when his family becomes too much he’ll sit there in your arms and cry
  • but he never talks about it
  • he says the one rule he’ll ever have with you is don’t ask about his family
  • and so you don’t
  • but you can’t help but wonder about why things are so complicated between them
  • okay but like!!
  • yoongi knew he loved you from like the moment he saw you
  • you took your time to fall in love
  • but at this point it’s so obvious that you two are so in love like there is no avoiding it
  • like y’all basically act like a couple like when you’re hanging out during the day he keeps you under the umbrella with you and holds your hand
  • “cold hands mean a warm heart” you always tease and he gets red and pouts
  • you don’t realize it’s because he’s a vampire yikes
  • now that yoongi is like in love with you he’s even more outspoken against his parents
  • which means they’re more upset with him and at this point yoongi basically lives at your house
  • which is when he runs into problems
  • yoongi is getting ready for the morning, like he’s in the bathroom, brushing his teeth, laughing because the only thing he can see in the mirror is the toothbrush
  • last time he checked you were still sleeping so he has time to goof off
  • but guess what!
  • groggy little you felt the immediate warmth leave your side and yoongi is never up this early so like, you kinda stumble into the bathroom to find out where he went
  • you get in there
  • then stare the mirror
  • your eyes widen
  • “yoongi…?”
  • he gulps and spins to face you because it was bound to happen sooner or later
  • “surprise?”
  • you blink and shake your head and sprint out
  • yoongi calls after you and he starts to chase after you but you’re out the door already and he can’t figure out which way you went
  • he searches everywhere for you though
  • he runs to the restaurant; you’re not there
  • he checks the hobby shop next; you’re no place to be found
  • this is what he was afraid of
  • losing someone when he had grown so close, hell when he had fallen in love, because of the monster he truly was
  • night falls, and he heads back to his actual home, somewhere he hasn’t been in months
  • he slips inside and tries to head up to his room
  • but noooo
  • his parents are there
  • his mother goes to hug him but immediately draws away, eyes narrowing “you smell like a human yoongi, what is this?”
  • yoongi shrugs because at this point he’s so done
  • he doesn’t have the strength
  • being with you, he tried so hard to hide his true self that he wouldn’t go anywhere near blood, even if it was animal
  • and he was searching for you the entire day that he completely exhausted himself and he’s worn out
  • “yah, yah… i’m in love with a human who i completely lost because of this MONSTER i am!”
  • switch over to you
  • you’ve come back him to find yoongi is not there
  • you don’t expect him to be
  • you shouldn’t have run off like that but you were scared, how were you supposed to react?!
  • but your bed feels empty and you’re already missing him more than you could ever imagine
  • you don’t know what to do because you’ll probably never see yoongi again and you never let him know how important he is to you and so you lay there and sob into your pillow because life is unfair and you can’t take all of this at once
  • you’re worried too because yoongi is reckless when he’s upset and he makes dumb decisions and the way his smile faded when you screamed you could like see his heart shatter
  • and so you sob and sob and hit the mattress and slam your pillow against the wall because there’s nothing you can do
  • but then the phone rings
  • you blink because who’s calling you? yoongi doesn’t have a phone??
  • you grab it and blow your nose before answering
  • “yah hello?”
  • it’s seokjin “have you seen yoongi? i’m worried because he usually would come see or jeongguk? and he’s nowhere to be found and god i’m scared.”
  • you tell him about what happened and seokjin comes clean and tells you he’s a witch and jeongguk is a werewolf and you feel like maybe you could pass out because you’re so stressed but yoongi is most important
  • “you don’t think he went home did he?”
  • and everything freezes because of course he went home where else would he go? when he felt like he couldn’t trust anyone
  • after all those late night talks about how he trusted you with his life you had ruined him
  • you tell seokjin you’ll be hurrying over to help search for him
  • you hang up and start to get dressed
  • but there’s a knock on your door
  • you hurry over and open it
  • and yoongi completely collapses into your arms
  • blood is dripping from his mouth and you think maybe he’s passed out
  • and now things make sense because he seemed more lethargic as time went on and you realize he must have been starving himself for the sake of keeping his secret
  • you hurry and drag him to the couch
  • he’s coughing and stammering
  • you wipe the blood from his mouth and brush the hair from his eyes
  • “yoongi what happened to you?!” you sob because you can’t do anything else
  • he smiles and reaches up to thumb the tears from your eyes “i um… told my parents i love you… they kicked me out, and uh…”
  • his eyelids flutter and you start to cry harder because he’s so malnourished and you don’t know what to do but you’re not going to lose him
  • but then it hits you
  • “yoongi… yoongi are you listening to me?” you shake his shoulders gently
  • he nods but murmurs something under his breath and you know he’s slipping fast and so you spit it out
  • “yoongi bite me”
  • his eyes open immediately and he pushes himself up best he can with a pained groan escaping his lips
  • “i, im not doing that.”
  • “you’re going to DIE yoongi! you need to do it!”
  • “you'll… you’ll turn… and it’ll hurt you…”
  • you shake your head and smile softly “yoongi… please… i won’t live if you don’t. i can’t. you have to… you can’t get anything else fast enough… yoongi please!”
  • he buries his face in the crook of your neck
  • and then he bites you
  • you wake up the next morning, snuggled in your covers
  • your head is throbbing and there’s a sharp pain in your neck but other than that you feel okay
  • you roll over and yoongi is facing you already, worried frown on his lips
  • “you blacked out” he says and he strokes the hair from your eyes “shit you have nice blood though. oh that was weird, i’m sorry…”
  • he laughs and leans in and he kisses you softly
  • he pulls away and ruffles your hair “so i guess today we’re gonna go shopping for your umbrella?”
  • “i think i’d rather share with you…” you mumble and then lean in to kiss him again

Tom: “Ugh, I leave you guys alone for an hour and suddenly people are telling me that Edd’s in trouble…”

Tom: “Matt, I heard yelling, are you ok–”

Tom: “M-Matt?! Are you crying?”

Matt: “Um…”

Tom: “Damn, uh, I didn’t mean to be so inconsiderate. What happened to Edd?”

Matt: “Well, you were right, we did learn about what we forgot over the past month… But Edd didn’t like it. He just got up in a huff and left. I tried to stop him, but…”

Tom: “Oh, Matt … don’t worry about it, it’s not your fault. Edd will come around soon. He never stays mad for long.”

Tom: “But in the meantime…”

Tom: “Mind if I sit here and talk to people with you?”

Matt: “Ah, sure, Tom! Oh, and is breakfast ready?”

Tom: “Yeah, I’ll go grab us some cereal. Just sit tight, I’ll be here for you, bud.”

-Mod Matt

why are people so bitter about others fancasting liza as mj???