just be thankful for what you got

  • Chas: You know you want to!
  • Robert: Do you lot even wash this?
  • Cain: Course we do. Get it down you, come on.
  • Aaron: You know we're keeping our own surnames, don't you?
  • Sam: Oh, it don't matter. He's one of us now.
  • Robert: Why's that sound like a threat?
  • Adam: Just get it drank will you, come on.
  • All: Go on! Yeah!
  • (Robert's starting to drink)
  • Paddy: He does love you. I think anyone can see that.
  • Aaron: Thanks for coming, Paddy. I don't know I would have got here without you, you know. I'll never forget what you did for me. (they hug) I'd better go and rescue my husband.
  • Cain: Right, fill it up, Sammy.
  • Aaron: Oh, come on, one's enough. I like him conscious.
  • (Music changes to Adele "Make you feel my love")
  • Chas: (gasps) How did that happen?
  • Charity: I dunno, I think your hand slipped.
  • Chas: Oh, it slipped, yeah, slipped. Right off.
  • (Robert pulls Aaron closer)
  • Aaron: I think you've had too much out of that welly.
  • Belle: Come on, we've not seen your vows, have we?
  • Robert: We did make a pact to embarrass you.
  • Aaron: I'm not embarrassed. I'm also not dancing.
  • Robert: Oh, yeah? What's this, then?
  • Aaron: Technically, this is standing.
  • (KISS)
  • All: Ohhhhh!
  • Chas: Aww, there's my baby.
  • Faith: Landed on his feet, our Aaron. Wouldn't kick blondie out of bed for leaving crumbs.
Oops you got me pregnant//Jughead Jones

Originally posted by everyhtingslove

Originally posted by dylanobrienbaby

Requested by anon

Requested: Hi there! Just thought I’d ask you if you could please write a one shot where the reader finds out she’s pregnant with Jug’s kid (they’re still in HS, maybe one night stand?) and he finds out from one of her friend’s like Veronica or Betty? You can decide what happens next! Thanks!!


(Y/N)’s P.O.V.

Looking down at the three positive pregnancy tests, you could feel your stomach come up to your ears. This was not supposed to happen, you were freshman, like everyone else, you couldn’t get pregnant. After Veronica Lodge, your best friend decided to throw a party and get you drunk, you had gotten pregnant. That was the only thing you could remember, who got you pregnant. Jughead Jones. The one who you’ve had a crush since third grade. Now, you were pregnant with his baby. With shaky hands you grabbed your phone, almost dropping it and dialed Veronica’s number. 

“Hey, sup?” Veronica’s peppy voice sounded in your ears. 

“Um V, you know that party you threw? Ya um, um, you see, Jughead and I did the do and he got me pregnant.” You said tears leaking out of your eyes.

“Oh hun. It-it’ll be okay. We’ll figure something out, Betty and I will help you.” She reassured.

“Thanks, I guess I’ll see you tomorrow. I now have to go tell my parents.” You said goodbye with shaky hands and voice.

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So you can add stickers on photos now.

ANYWAY

I want to thank all of you for following this blog, for sending in quotes, asking us stuff, and just interacting with this blog in general. You’ve all been really great! Always respectful and passionate about the new things we add to the blog. This blog wouldn’t be half as fun without all of you.


We’ve got a bit of drawing requests! They all seem like a lot of fun to draw and I’ve already got some ideas for what to do with them. It’s gonna be fun and I hope you guys enjoy what we come up with.

the-hoodie-of-hope  asked:

Ok, so i'm planning on coming out to my parents as pan next tuesday, (pancake day) and I need some good puns. Just to break the ice. A simple definition/explanation of pansexuality might help too, thanks!

Definition - “A person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender”


Puns: Pansexuals don’t come out of the closet. We come out of the cupboard.

That’s fantastic, Or should I say, PAN-tastic

I didn’t come out of the closet, I came out of the PANtry


How to come out of the closet in pun form

paulslut:

You: What a beautiful gay.
Friend: What?
You: I mean day, I’m the beautiful gay.
Or
You: I got a pan.
Friend: That’s a bowl.
You: Oh I’m the pan!
Or
Hide in a closet and when someone finds you run out screaming “IM QUEER”

anonymous asked:

Hi! I deeply enjoy reading your fics (especially the Duality Verse but really everything you write is great and inventive!) and I thought you should know, even though that's not the subject of my ask. Anyway, I've seen quite a few fanarts about Altean Lance and I was just wondering what were your thoughts on this concept? Feel free to ignore if you've already answered this/are not interested. I hope you have a wonderful day! :)

Thank you so much!

I really love Altean!Lance–I think that’s an AU with a lot of possibilities, whether you go with Lance as one of the old paladins or Allura’s brother or something (where he was in stasis for 10,000 years with Allura and Coran), or you go with Lance being descended from Altean survivors (whether or not he knows it.)

Actually, I recently got a comment from @seamarmot on my Coran-centric pre-canon fic (One Week to Say Goodbye) about Altean Lance and Allura’s mom, Lealle (who was the previous blue paladin in Voltron: Duality, for those who haven’t read the series.) So since that’s been on my mind, here’s some thoughts on Altean!Lance in the Dualityverse (pre-stasis; I might be tempted to write up some post-stasis thoughts at some point but this started to get long):

  • Lance grew up on Altea to a relatively average family. He wasn’t nobility, but his family was pretty well off, and Lance could have easily been a businessman or a minor politician or an artist or any number of things
  • But he idolizes the paladins of Voltron, dreaming about being a paladin himself someday, so he joins the Voltron Guard–the fleet of support ships and ground troops that helps the paladins out on larger/more difficult campaigns
  • He’s only an average pilot to start–good enough to be a pilot, not a foot soldier, but not good enough to really stand out–but he works really damn hard and he’s super enthusiastic about everything, and his fellow pilots all know him as someone who cares about his team
  • That’s how Lealle first hears about him, actually. She makes a habit of going around to check in with the Guard, eating lunch with a different squadron each day she doesn’t have other duties, stopping by in the evenings to see how everyone’s getting along, that sort of thing. She figures these people have dedicated their lives to supporting her mission and making her job easier, so the least she can do is help with morale.
  • But see, she’s also a bit of a prankster, so sometimes she’ll come disguised as another species–most often pretending to be a merchant (since she grew up with them and know how to fake it) so she can skip the whole blue-paladin-slash-queen-of-Altea hero-worship.
  • (The veteran soldiers see right through it after a while, but no one’s gonna ruin it for the newbies.)
  • So Lance.
  • Lance sees this gorgeous woman being all buddy-buddy with his friends, and he figures he owes it to them both to make her feel welcome.
  • His suave entrance is ruined somewhat when he realizes his friends are already talking about him, but he re-centers and makes a good faith effort to flirt with the merchant lady…
  • …only to be turned upside down, inside out, and left floundering because this woman can talk circles around him.
  • The sheer challenge of it snaps him out of flirtatious mode, and they start joking around, and at the end of the night Lealle lets her shift go and asks Lance if he’d like to train with her.
  • Once Lance is able to salvage his dignity, he agrees (duh)
  • Lance isn’t the only one training under the paladins–there are usually two dozen or so, and this group only ends up filling about half the vacancies on Team Voltron, since the lions ultimately pick their own pilots.
  • Lance and Meri (another Altean blue paladin hopeful, who’s a little bit older than him–closer to Allura’s age) become fast friends and wreak havoc on the castle–sock-skating down the hallways, sneaking down together to Blue’s hangar because they like hanging out with their fav kitty, Meri daring Lance to do stupid shit that ends with more than one fighter wrecked…
  • Every time Lealle catches them, she tries to act stern and disappointed (to keep up appearances in front of Alfor, Allura, and the other paladins), then drags Lance and Meri off by their ears. As soon as they’re out of sight of the others, Lealle lets go, then usually drags them off for more trouble disguised as training
  • Lance is great at strategy, which he learns from Coran, and diplomacy, which he learns technically from Coran but realistically from Allura
  • Meri is awesome at shape-shifting–only Lealle is better. Meri, Lealle, Lance, and occasionally Coran have shape-shifting competitions that Allura is of course too dignified to engage in
  • (Except the combined puppy eyes of Lance and Meri wins her over every time.)
  • Consider also that Zarkon is still a paladin at this point
  • Consider that Lance and Meri would absolutely prank the living hell out of Team Voltron’s “furless leader” (Lealle and Coran try really hard not to encourage them–they do! They just… are not successful.)

baekwitsuga  asked:

Since your writing is so amazing, and i love the last scenario you wrote for me, please can you write me one with BTS's rap monster with an orgasm denial and overstimulation kink? Maybe i misbehaved and daddy's going to punish his little girl by making her hold off then giving her lots of orgasms at once? I'm a kinky little shit sorry

omg thank you this was really sweet, and don’t apologise for being a kinky little shit :< why do you think i have this blog, huh? This one was definitely fun though, 1,751 words!! Namjoon must really get me going. I’m really sorry this took so long but thank you for the request and I really hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it xx

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anonymous asked:

okay so i've been binge reading your story and i just got to your "maybe you found me in the wrong universe" post and omg. it's beautiful. your sims are beautiful and your story is beautiful and the reason i'm awake at 3am is bc im in love (with it)

Originally posted by smolrogue

(that is one of my favourite posts!!) What a sweet ask nonny! I’m so glad you like the story! Thank you so much, my lovely!! 💓💓 but also, sorry for keeping you awake till 3am aha 😉

anonymous asked:

i just saw that an anti sent me a post about the paparazzi laws and that we got it all wrong and other shit and i'm just??? idc about what the post says but that the person felt the need to sent it makes me feel so uncomfortable? i'm not a big blog really just on the sidelines and she doesn't know me and it's just really embarrassing omg (love ur blog btw💕)

I bet I can guess which anti it was and I strongly recommend you block them (and anyone else who harasses you like that). Antis have been known to look through the likes and reblogs of Larry posts and message all the people listed there so it doesn’t matter how many followers you have - they’ll find you. I’m sorry that happened, bub. Definitely block them.

So, I wanna thank Jack for everything he’s done for the community, but also for me especially. I found you, Jack, through a friend, who just kept showing me videos until I got more into yuor channel than she is.

But there’s a reason for me loving you and your videos so much.
And that is that, for one, you just make really good videos and your entertainment is top-notch. But that’s not all of it.
What really kept me is your personality.
First of all, you’re genuine, caring and just all in all a good and lovely person.
Then, there’s the fact that you are super self-reflective and constantly try to make your videos even better. You put a shit-ton of work into your channel and, tbh, it really shows! It’s crazy what you’ve accomplished and you deserve all of it. Not because you do everything right, but because when you do something wrong, you learn from it and grow with that. I think that’s a really good quality.

And there is one more thing. The way you treat us, your fans. Even though I don’t see myself as a “fan” of yours. It feels more like you’re a friend. Somebody I can go to when I’m having a bad time and who’ll help me get over it and move on. Somebody who’ll reliably make me laugh when I don’t even want to smile. But also, somebody who I can tell when I’ve had a great day. Somebody who, without even knowing, has made my life better in so many ways and even saved it. Somebody of whom I know he cares, no matter what happens. Somebody who inspired me to be better and to strive for achieving what I want. Somebody who has pulled me out of the deep hole of complacency and put me back on my feet to move forward and work for what I dream of.
And, maybe most importantly, somebody who has given me the courage to be myself and accept myself for who I am and who I want to be.

Thank you, Jack, for you have made such a big difference in my life and in those of many more. You mean so much to us, please never forget that.

anonymous asked:

When I discovered your blog, I wasn't that into BTS I knew who they were and loved their music but I never like watched their live streams or got shook just the mere existence of JImin or Seokjin or Namjoo or Yoongi oejlshizja. I only knew them as BTS, but I blame you for now being hella deep into BTS and I freaking love it. And also you made me stan Jimin and jjdkanz all of BTS so hard that it hurts but I love it.So thank you for that. Ps: I love your writing

What can I say… Oops? Come suffer with us :D

I got tagged by @sephiratales, thank you!

1. How tall are you? 162 cm

2. What color and style is your hair? Just black, long, straight.

3. What color are your eyes? Brown

4. Do you wear glasses? Contacts

5. Do you wear braces? No

6. What is your fashion sense? I don’t have a fashion sence :))

7. Do you have any siblins? One brother, Alex

8. What kind of a student were/are you? A  good one, really!

9. What is your favorite subject? Oh, in school? I loved history! 

10. Favorite TV shows? Walking Dead, Criminal Minds, Dr Who, Law and Order, OZ, Torchwood.

11. Favorite books? The lord of the rings, 11 minutes, Crime and punishment, Animal Farm…

12. Favorite pastime? Playing video games, movies.

13. Any regrets? Always

14. What is your dream job? Graphic designer

15. Do you want to get married? I’m married.

16. Do you want  kids? How many? I have two girls.

17. How many countries have you visited? 3, I think…

18. What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? someone was chasing me with a big axe, and tried to kill me…

19. Do you have any enemies? Not that I know of.

20. Do you have a datemate? I have a husband

I tag: @elven-rogue @princessvicky01 @kejj @halfblood-fiend @melaena @nerdyskirt  @parallelpenguins @kat-attack @stregatadallostregatto @etaeternum @elevanetheirin  @puppypopcornpizza only if you want :))

anonymous asked:

That blog is just a bunch of douchebags please ignore and keep writing your amazing ROD fics!

yeah, it definitely just seems to be a bunch of ppl who want to call out “bad” fanfiction but like???? ppl spend their free time?? making free content??? so fuck off??? 

i def was kinda shocked and upset at first, but i feel much better thanks to the ppl who sent me messages or reblogged the post being like “#omg i love this fic” like bless u guys, it really lessens the blow a lot to know that at least most of the community enjoys it!

if u guys see any other kylux writers getting posts like that, pls go and send them a msg so they know someone out there is interested in their stuff!! we wanna support each other as much as possible, especially when shit like that happens!

ersatz-simulacrum  asked:

Dear Sophie, I'm a big fan of your art/books and I just finished re-reading Water Baby today and I was curious how you got into writing and illustrating your own stories? This is something I'd like to do with my own art one day and would like your advice ~♥

Thank you!! I started working on my own stories before I was working professionally, and I made a lot of friends in the industry and showed my work around to editors, that’s what got me started. You don’t have to wait for a publisher to take notice or anyone to give you permission, just start writing and drawing! :D

“Better.”

“You guys are doing a great job. Thank you,” he said for what was probably the third time.

 “Wow, we’re getting there pretty quickly.” Commenting on my partner’s driving. There was a burning smell as my partner tested the limits of our truck.

“How are you feeling?” I asked as I failed yet another attempt for an IV that he desperately needed. His veins just weren’t there. 

“Better,” was his response.

And then he coded. 

For those who recall the post I made about my grandmother and cancer that was found after removal, I just got the best news I ever could receive. They finished the testing on the lymph node biopsy and she is completely cancer free. The area of skin they removed is healing very nicely with the grafting that was done and all she had to do is go in to get stitches removed in a few days to a week or so. She just got off the phone with my mother and we are both so relieved. 

Thank you to all of those who had good thoughts coming my way or offered your hands out to me through the time of not knowing exactly what was going to happen. You are all so kind and amazing. <3

so i’ve decided to become…more confident in my writing. i’m tired of being held back from doing drabbles and whatnot because of this damn insecurity that i’m not good enough for people to see. y’know what, screw that shit. it’s my own writing and if someone says it’s the most vile piece of garbage they ever laid eyes upon then fuck them. it’s your own damn writing that you’re doing so if you’re just doing it based on what people think and what they want to see then you’re gonna be miserable for the rest of your roleplaying life

i have been writing these drabbles and honestly, it boosts my pride in taking what i’ve learned throughout the years and putting them in something that i enjoy and love ( the muse i am playing and SH in general )

got a problem with my writing and you’re feeling nothing but hate for it? too bad. got constructive criticism for it? lemme know! enjoying it thus far? thank you for reading on them and genuinely liking it and i’ll be sure to give out more for your reading pleasure! ❤

Little Battleborn Things #956

A solo queue Incursion match I played was just absolutely bonkers. At first we’re steam rolling the enemy team after some clashes. We got em down to their second sentry at 5 health, FIVE FREAKING HEALTH! CAN YA BELIEVE IT? But that’s not the best part, some of them D/C’d and these guys were hanging on by a thread. We almost have ‘em… then suddenly

*Cavalry trumpet noises* Dudes who D/C’d came back! And just did this push back that was really hard to break. Then they get our sentries and we fight back till the end until… nail in the coffin.

0-5, Final score. Thus ended a really fun match. I even got my definitive Oscar Mike loadout in the process 👍 GG indeed friends, GG indeed.

*another plot-twist submission from the GG Battleborn saint-magi. 

anonymous asked:

Your trademark is the shorter half chapters or "episodes" that you write. Very clever!

I love those things, they’re fun to write!

I actually got the idea from one of my favorite authors, Meg Cabot, when I was a teenager. I read nearly all of the Princess Diaries series and she had some shorter books that were released as filler between the longer books.

I loved the idea and it sort of just worked with the idea for Chris and Ellie’s story. And it allows me to add things as things happen ‘right now’ even if they aren’t necessarily happening at the time in my story.

Thank you nonny!

What’s my writing trademark?

i just got home as two telus employees entered into the yard where my door is and they were trying to push their new cable plan on me and im like 1) i dont have a tv 2) im fine with what i have thank you and 3) dont you realize how bad this looks creeping around in peoples yards????