just be herd

EPISODE 98 proudly presents ~REACTIONARY~

The fun new gameshow DUELSHOW everyone’s talking about! 

Welcome to an action-packed Duelshow, to celebrate a brand new season of Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters™, set in an airship off the coast of beautiful sunny bombed-out island Alcatraz…

You may remember some of our contestants from The Eight Kinds Of Duelists You Meet On Every Duel Tournament Airship, minus some coma victims. In this fun-filled family show, they have to attempt to react like a real human being to exciting and bizarre stimuli!

ROUND ONE! The airship they’re travelling on shakes ominously! How do our contestants react?

A) finding out information!

B) clutching artefacts of arcane power!

C) panicking like a chicken!

D) … this.

what even is their matching mascara streaks

And the winner is….

Yami Malik, who’s apparently been standing on the roof all night, with a bizarre burst of optimism!

ROUND TWO: the contestants get their first glimpse of Alcatraz! Reactions include:

A) bitterness!

B) possibly-literal recounting of family history!

C) definitely-literal recounting of family history!

D) “I really only care about how this relates to the cardgames tbh”

But the winner is…

KAIBA, for bringing something up and immediately shutting the conversation down again like he didn’t start it.

ROUND THREE: the pilot attempts to redirect everyone’s attention away from The Location of the Finals and back to the emergency currently underway:

And the winning reaction is…

THE CACOPHANY OF MADNESS THAT IS THIS INEXPLICABLY-ENGLISH-LANGUAGE COMPUTER SCREEN!

ROUND FOUR: impending death!

How do our contestants react?

some truly excellent reactions here and Yugi Mutou makes a strong play with the most melodramatic movie-worthy stunt fall, but the winner is…

KAIBA’S IMMEDIATE TUMBLE INTO UNCHARACTERISTIC SUPERNATURAL SPECULATION!

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Sojiro Shimada headcanons
  • he has an older sister who ran off with a lover when they were young. She visits sometimes to give his kids too much sugar and encourage them to do wild shit like express themselves. Of course you can finger paint on the walls Genji.
  • He liked sweets he kept a stash in his office.
  • God damn he loved his wife
  • it was a kind of business marriage, probably arranged for him, but they were lucky and fell in love. She was super funny?? It surprised him she seemed so quiet and reserved in meetings between their families he was not expecting dick jokes on the first date
  • They worked wonderfully together, he was a practical businessman and she was ruthlessly clever and charismatic. A perfect team the family had never done better. 
  • She died having Genji. His father never blamed him though. 
  • God damn he loved his kids!
  • He was always busy but still a damn good dad. He never ignored his kids and tried not to tell them “not now” if he could help it. He took every opportunity he possibly could to go out and do fun kid stuff with them. He’d do Hanzo’s hair for him and help him with his homework. He’d let Genji paint his nails and scribble on papers he didn’t need, just please, not the walls again.(Hanzo’s responsible attitude developed quite early. Think like, 4 years old following Genji while he crawls around, just kinda herding him away from things he shouldn’t touch. Probably making a face and sighing like he’s too old and tired for this, even tho he is doing it completely by his own will.This was helpful for poor busy dad.)
  • He told his kids stories before bed almost every night. Even when it was just Hanzo. When they were a little older and he pulled that “once there were two dragons who were grounded because they stayed out past curfew” Genji told him he should have ditched the family and written children’s stories. He low key liked the idea. 
  • There’s a picture of his wife on his nightstand and he talks to her sometimes. About things that are stressing him out, about how smart Hanzo is or how Genji looks exactly like her. 
  • He tried not to put excessive pressure on Hanzo, but Hanzo would just make up for it by putting pressure on himself. This is a little bit frustrating, he doesn’t wanna say, “maybe you shouldn’t aim so high”, but he hates to see Hanzo so stressed out trying to reach the bars he set for himself. He appreciates that Genji seems to take care of and support his brother, tho. 
  • He never pushed Genji to accept his role as heir to the family, but he did try to convince his son that there was a nobility in what they did. Even if they dealt in weapons and drugs and death, they provided jobs and second chances to unfortunate people, they were fair with their justice and they protected their city. 
  • He was constantly at odds with his wife’s older and younger brothers, who joined the family’s council of elders when they married into the family. The pair of them were greedy and underhanded and blamed Genji for the death of their sister. They went behind his back and gave the poor kid shit all the time.
  • He always has been and would still be very proud of his kids.
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Blindspot 3x03 “Upside Down Craft”

Chuck/Nerd Herd References

*getting one tank*

Mmmmmm okay its better than nothing

*getting two tanks*

Hell yes we are SET

*three tanks*

wait wait no hold on I’m the only healer and we don’t need three tanks–

*four tanks*

nO STOP I CANT HEAL ALL OF YOU

*five tanks*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????

*the houses about to leave for mini golf*

Hufflepuff: Okay guys time to go! *shuts the door to their room*

Hufflepuff: *goes into kitchen to grab Gryffindor and shuts that door*

Hufflepuff: *Grabs book from Ravenclaw and shoos them out before shutting he door*

Hufflepuff: *shuts tv off and gets Slytherin off the couch*

*all the houses standing in the doorway*

Ravenclaw: I think… I think we just got herded like cats…

Hufflepuff: Nope! Better to coral the sheep than herd the cats!

I love those hc’s about the marauders’ animagi animals traits and behaviours coming out when they’re in their human form.

- Sirius will accidentally do puppy eyes.
- Like he’ll want something and he’ll get this fucking heartbroken look on his face and he’ll stare longingly at what he wants with these big, soulful eyes and not even realise it until one of the others sighs loudly and gets it for him.
- which is a bit difficult sometimes but James is surprisingly strong and even if Remus tends to kick when he’s startled, a few bruises ribs are worth it.
- but it’s not just things he wants.
- if there’s a strange noise coming from outside the dorm room then you can bet that you’ll find Sirius standing in the middle of the room, all tensed and focused on the sound that it takes saying his name at least three times to snap him out of it.
- he needs to touch his friends ALL THE TIME as a way to mix scents and reiterate their pack bond.
- it’s super subtle and casual but if you watch close enough you can notice it.
- small shoulder touches and arm brushes.
- leaning up against them when they’re standing around
- hair ruffles and elbow jabs.
- sitting so that their side’s are all pressed together.
- but then there is the not so subtle touches.
- leaping onto one of their backs for an impromptu ride.
- squeezing himself into the space behind one of his friends and the back of the couch (this is totally a dog thing too)
- throwing himself at them in excitement.
- pressing his forehead against a chest and resting there for a moment in affection (another dog thing)
- And the other doggy thing that make the other marauders laugh
- getting excited when they go outside
- chasing fast moving objects
- his collection of large sticks that he’s taken from the forest and proudly keeps underneath his bed (I MIGHT NEED THEM PRONGS! BESIDES I FOUND THEM AND THEY’RE MINE AND DO you think Remus thinks they’re impressive? STOP LAUGHING.)
- sometimes when he gets too hot he starts panting
- James swears his hair bristles just a little when he’s angry or threatened.
- I have a lot of feelings about doggy Sirius…

- James is most certainly the ‘king’ of his 'herd’
- arrogant git that he is 😂
- he carves his initials into every single desk that he sits at like a stag will mark trees
- he turned vegetarian after becoming an animagus
- You can fite me on this
- he just can’t find it in himself to want to eat meat anymore, it feels wrong
- stamping his feet in anger became a thing as well
- it just feels so satisfying
- sometimes he’ll startle at loud noises and feel this inate urge to just bolt away
- which is unacceptable
- once he was spooked so bad by an exploding cauldron in potions that he actually dashed out of the room in panic.
- the others never let him forget it
- they’ve also caught him scratching his back against trees with a blissful look on his face.
- coming up behind him is a bad idea because he WILL kick you.
- he’s also a touchy bastard as well
- when he feels threatened in his 'place’ within the marauders he’ll get super uptight
- he’ll glare with his head lowered slightly as if preparing to charge
- he’ll scuff the carpet in the same place almost obsessively (I just NEED to do this okay? I just… fuck off.)
- he’ll spike his hair up even more to make it look bigger
- but he can also get very peaceful
- he could stand in the same place for a very long time just thinking
- just standing close with his herd makes him feel better if he has a shitty day
- he likes the smell of green things and so buys a lot of plants that smell nice

- Peter, physically looks the most like his animagus after the change
- but he also inherits a few traits as well
- he will ALWAYS finish the good on his plate. In fact, wasting food is like kicking puppies in his book. It’s blasphemy.
- he hates bright lights. They make him feel exposed and vulnerable.
- sometimes his nose will twitch if he gets too excited or nervous.
- if there is a large open space he’ll scurry across it very quickly, they make him nervous.
- In fact he always seems to be nervous after the first change.
- loud noises
- too many people
- not enough people
- people he doesn’t know very well
- people he DOES know very well
- especially them
- there’s also a new found sense of competitiveness in him
- it’s not a need to win, it’s a need to survive, he needs to have the best food, the best spot on the couch with the best escape options, the best desk in class that is the most out I the teachers sight
- he’ll run off and hide when he feels threatened
- James put a firecracker in his bed one time and he hid himself in the closet for eight solid hours. The only reason he can back out was for the cookies.
- also
- side note
- I fully believe that one of the reasons he betrays James is because of an innate selfishness and need to out his survival first that comes from his rat side
- also hes a coward

Fic Rec

Title: You are the Moon
Author: skoosiepants
Rating: T
Word Count: 10,055
Status: Complete
Summary: Stuff Stiles doesn’t like to deal with first thing: hot, moist dog breath in his face, a cuddly werewolf creepifying his perfectly normal morning wood with shades of bestiality, and his dad holding his service revolver up against the skull of his bedmate, never mind the fact that his bedmate could possibly be a vicious unhinged rogue omega.

whenever I’m super super sad I go to my safe space. My safe space, specifically, is a world on minecraft in peaceful mode. In this place I tend a tiny flock of sheep and build a small cabin next to their field. I am neither an architect nor very good at building things, but nevertheless it calms me. Sometimes I sit in my cabin and look at my sheep through the window and think about how fluffy and good they are.
I am not allowed to have negative thoughts while in this place. I am only allowed to listen to the calming music and my sheepies’ baa’s, and quietly build.

Consider this:
- Mermaids that keep flocks of marine wildlife

- Jock-type merboys forced to look after their mermothers flock of turtles
- Tiny merbabies inheriting squadrons of seahorses
- The sweetest most unassuming mermaid introducing their datemate her huge shoal of sharks
- Wise old mermen ending up looking like their pack of walruses
- Pods of dolphins protecting their merherders when they can tell they’re upset
- Squad of squid flooping around after their herders
- Babies riding on the backs of domesticated manta rays
- Fights between tribes of mermaids with their flocks protecting them, the shark herd enclosing around the unassuming manatee flock who strayed too far from their territory
- and then it turns out
- the manatee mermaids have recruited a blue whale

- JUST
- SEA HERDS
- MERFOLK SEAHERDERS
- HELP ME

More VLD Theories/Headcanon

Dave (hubby) is dragging his feet to watch VLD season 2 (we both agree it feels rushed), so I told him about the Slav prison break episode and Lance voicing his insecurities.  And how he voiced them several times.  That’s when the theories started.  We ended up writing out the majority of Season 3, Jen and Dave style.

What if the Black Lion accepts Keith just fine and the Blue Lion accepts Allura, but Lance can’t connect with Red.

  • The poor kid is already questioning his place on the team and now Red Lion is proving his insecurities
  • There’s an entire episode with Lance trying to be accepted; Red stays silent
  • Keith tries to “help” by giving Lance advice
  • It makes him feel worse (Obviously. Really, Keith?  Really?)
  • Allura is stressed because they can’t form Voltron and they’ve gotten word from the resistance of a new Galra leader.  She doesn’t have time for this shit.
  • They’re all really on edge because Shiro’s missing and they had JUST gotten used to their roles when they lost Space Dad and had to play musical lions.
  • Keith and Lance have an all-out fist fight.  Lance fights with all he has and looses.  Like, dude, you’re fighting a guy that lives for battle.  His solution to every problem is to stab it.  Keith wasn’t even trying, really.  Red is not impressed
  • Cue Lance becoming really depressed.
  • Coran takes Lance out on a Wacky Space Adventure™ to get his mind off things, and subtly reminds him that he wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for Lance.  
  • They have to be rescued from their Wacky Space Adventure™.  Oops?
  • Allura starts lecturing Lance on being more responsible and Lance just breaks down.
  • She’s like “screw this” and brings him on board Blue with her for the ride home. 
  • Cue Blue (and Allura) reminding him of all the awesome stuff he’s done.
  • Lance and Allura bond, because they’re really more alike than Allura cares to admit.  
  • Lance: “Why don’t you pilot the Red Lion?”
  • Allura: “I was close to it’s former Paladin. I couldn’t handle it emotionally.”
  • Lance sees Allura’s insecurities and Allura sees past the boisterous, flirty personality Lance uses to hide his own.  
  • The four lions (Red’s still in the castle) are attacked by a Robeast and are forced to land on an unoccupied planet.
  • It’s not unoccupied.  The Galra (Lotor) set up a trap and hid a fleet on the planet.  The Robeast was just meant to herd them there.
  • The lions are separated and systematically hunted down and attacked.
  • They can’t form Voltron minus one lion.  The castle ship has arrived and is helping the best it can.
  • Lance is feeling completely useless, completely helpless and doesn’t want to loose his family.
  • He ends up outside of Blue (Allura kicks him out when she decides to go on a suicide mission to attack a big-ass Galra ship on her own).
  • He sees an army of Galra soldiers marching past and decides “FUCK IT” and goes out to fight on foot, guns blazing.
  • RED LION NOTICES and comes to the rescue of her reckless blue son.
  • They form Voltron and win the day.  The End.

Bonus

Contestshipping Week 2017 - Day 1

Theme: Firsts

Rating: GA


Support

Hospitals were never ‘fun’ places, but they were even less fun when you had your wife cutting off the circulation of blood to your hand and screaming her lungs out.

Drew had read plenty of articles and books to prepare himself for supporting May through childbirth. It was turning out to be just as unpleasant as they all made it sound to be. Not that he had any right to complain though, he wasn’t the one that had to eject the baby out of his body.

“Drew, talk to me!” May gasped, through her efforts.

“What? Oh right, um, just…just breath.”

“…Breath!? I’m already doing that, genius!”

He looked over at the Nurse Joys desperately, but they didn’t even spare him a glance, he was on his own on this.

“Er – dear I can see its head, just a little more! Just push harder…”

“’Just’ push harder?!”

“…I can just shut up now, if you want?”

Please do.

In all fairness, no one could say anything smooth during labour, not even the great Drew.

Several groans and screeches later, the baby was finally out. As the nurses went to wrap the baby up, May’s breathing started to return to slow down to a regular pace.

“I’m never doing that again,” she said.

“Thought, you wanted two, at least?” Drew’s question faltered slightly at the end, as he was unsure if it was okay to make jokes yet.

“Never, Drew.”

“If you say so.”

Drew reached out tentatively to move her sweat-stained hair out of May’s face. She didn’t pull back, so he assumed that she was feeling a bit better. “You’re amazing, you know that?”

“I know I am,” her lips turned upwards. “Now where’s my baby? I want to see her, after all that effort.”

As if on cue, one of the nurses came up to them, with the baby bundled up in a red cloth; May took their baby into her arms, slowly, as if afraid that she might break if she moved too fast.

“She’s beautiful,” May said in awe, voice cracking.

“C’mon May, don’t cry,” Drew said hurriedly, wiping the tears from her eyes.

“Idiot, you’re crying too!”

Oh, so he was.

The tiny, perfect creature before them was worth crying over. He leaned over to kiss the top of their child’s head as she made a soft gurgling sound. Pulling back he proceeded to kiss his wife’s cheek as well. She had definitely earned it.

“You’re going to be a terrific mother for Rosie, May.”

“And you’re going to be a great father too.”

The couple watched their daughter, taking in the beginning of a whole new different turn in their lives. Whatever joys or difficulties may come their way, they would face it together, as a family.

“Don’t think I didn’t catch the name you slipped in there. As I’ve said we’re not naming her Rosie.”

“Damn, really thought I had you, this time.”

I Swear I’m Not Crazy: Carl Grimes x Reader

Originally posted by corlgrimes

“(Y/N)! Are you crazy?” Carl shouts angrily. “You could have gotten us killed.”

You roll your eyes at him, holstering your gun back in it’s rightful place. “I swear I’m not crazy, just a bit of an adrenaline junkie. And how could I have gotten us killed? I literally shot all of the walkers down.”

You may or may not have just openly fired at a herd of walkers making their way towards you on an open road, causing Carl to be a little startled. It was just the two of you scouring the roads for any working vehicles or supplies left in them, so it was a little surprising to hear gunshots.

“You could have alerted more to where we are,” Carl says, stomping his way ahead of you. You jog a bit to catch up with him and stayed silent for a little before you have to say something.

“Why don’t you just live a little, Carl?” You ask, starting to walk backwards down the gravel road. “It makes life a lot more fun considering we could die at literally any moment.”

“This is living for me; trying not to die,” Carl retorts.

“But life shouldn’t be about trying not to die, it should be about getting as much happiness as you can out of it,” you answer, now skipping forwards and away from Carl.

“Fine, you want me to live a little?” Carl says, catching up to you. He grabs your shoulders and spins you around before planting a harsh kiss on your lips. “There, happy now?”

He walks on ahead as you just stare blankly at him, a fiery-red blush creeping up your cheeks. “Yeah, definitely.”

Therapist! Joshua

Originally posted by wonshu

  • Loves his job so much
  • Just loves helping people
  • So it fits him v well
  • Sometimes it’s hard on him though because everyone spills all of their problems onto him and it’s hard for him not to take some of it home
  • Works the normal 9-5 hours or something in between
  • Gets mondays and Saturdays off
  • Basically runs the therapy program
  • Did the one thing none of the other therapists want to do which is take on the interns
  • Had Seungkwan for 3 months
  • Worst 3 months ever
  • Was shit at being quiet and observing a session
  • Refused to take anymore interns after Seungkwan
  • Works mainly with doctors
  • It’s not uncommon for doctors to suffer with depression and anxiety
  • Out of all the professions being a doctor is actually the profession with the highest suicide rates so the hospital always wants checks on them
  • Josh and 2 other therapists made rounds to the doctors 4 times a year
  • The doctors dreaded seeing any of the therapists come to their wards
  • Josh kinda found it amusing
  • On rare occasions though docs have actually come to see Josh without upper management mandating it
  • Upper management actually mandates that after a doc has an patient death they have to see Josh or a different therapist for at least a month after in order to help the suicide rates
  • He understood doing evals on the surgeons and people like that but he never understood why he had to do evals on the other therapists
  • Not just mental health therapists but the physical health therapists as well
  • Like the occupational therapists like Sooyoung’s s/o
  • Josh doesn’t just do normal therapy
  • If he doesn’t have any evals or any appointments he goes and volunteers over at the paediatric and does a little music class
  • He brings his guitar and has the music therapist give him a bunch of instruments and goes over and plays music with the kids
  • Because paediatric is anyone under 18, the 12 and up dont really see the point in that so Josh actually does music therapy with them, much to the annoyance of the actual music therapist
  • Soonyoung loves Josh working with his kids, especially the older ones
  • Dr. Hosh refers all of his older kids to Josh
  • Alright so you’re a nurse on the paediatric ward
  • For two hours of your shift one day you got assigned to playroom
  • Most of the nursed hated the play room bc you were basically just trying to make sure sick children werent fighting each other, everyone who needed meds got them, basically just herding kittens
  • One little girl came up in English and asked if Doctor Josh was coming today
  • You had no idea who that was so you just kinda told her you werent sure and left it at that
  • Even though Josh came to the ward often you were mainly with patients as you were one of the bilingual nurses
  • Dr. Hosh came in to the playroom and immediately got smothered by small children trying to climb him like he was a jungle gym
  • He announced Dr. Josh was coming to visit them and then had you announce it in English
  • After that Soonyoung succumbed to the small children and eventually was lying on the ground as small children were climbing him
  • Until he got a page, then he one by one got the kids of him and bolted
  • About 5 minutes later Dr. Josh came in with a guitar case on his back
  • You only knew it was him because there was a mix of “Dr. Josh” and “Dr. Hong” in both English and Korean
  • Josh smiled at you and then he wheeled in a cart of toys
  • “Hi, sorry I dont think we’ve ever met. Joshua Hong, therapist, nice to meet you.” he said in Korean
  • “Oh um. Hi. I’m y/n y/l/n, nurse, nice to meet you too.” you reply back in Korean
  • You were just looking at each other for a good thirty seconds before a scream interrupts you, little Michael had fallen over a toy
  • You dash over to him and assess him quickly, nothing wrong just some bruises but he was four so of course he was gonna cry
  • You start trying to sooth him in English before leaving so Josh can do his music thing
  • Soothing Michael to sleep, you put him back in his room and let his attending nurse know what happened
  • You get back to the play room and the kids are wrapping up as apparently it took almost an hour to sooth michael
  • Josh packs up and starts loading stuff into his cart
  • “Hey, y/n, you speak english?” Josh asks
  • “Yep” you tell him while you can your eyes around the room to make sure no kids were killing each other
  • “Jiyang! Stop trying to put Daeyeols bunny in trash!”
  • Jiyang puts his head down and gives Daeyeol his bunny back
  • “So how long have you been on this ward?” Josh asks
  • “A few years, I use to be in the Emerg- INCHAE! STOP HITTING KIEUNS DOLL!”
  • Herding kittens
  • Josh just laughed
  • “But Y/n Noona! Kieun took my doll!” Little Inchae complained
  • “Kieun, did you take Inchaes doll?”
  • She nods her head
  • You swear you can never win
  • Josh finds you managing small conflict adorable
  • After you solve the doll crisis you page out to the other nurses so they could come get their kids and take them back to their room
  • “Y/n.” You feel a tug on your scrubs
  • You look down and see, Kyla, a little 5 year old, “Are you and Dr. Josh gonna go on a date? He’s looking at you like how my mommy looks at my mama.”
  • Blushing starts. Oh the blushing starts. “I don’t know Kyla. Go play with your toys until Nurse Rachel comes and gets you okay?”
  • She nods her head
  • “Well. I guess Kyla helped spill that I thought you were pretty.” Josh says to you
  • You almost choke. Josh thought you were pretty? You’ve seen him once!
  • “Hey look. I know we just met, but honestly, I would like to get some coffee with you and maybe get to know you a little better.”
  • All you can do is nod because you’re so shocked like what just happened.
  • “Can I ha-”
  • “DAEHAN LET GO OF MINGUK’S SHIRT!” You cut him off and hurry over to the two six year olds fighting each other
  • “Daehan what did we say about hurting other people.” You ask the young boy
  • “It’s bad and we shouldn’t do it.” He mumbles
  • “Exactly. Apologize to Minguk.”
  • “Sorry Minguk.”
  • “What are you sorry for Daehan.” You push
  • “I’m sorry for grabbing your shirt and pushing you.” He says with his head down
  • “Thank you Daehan. Alrighty. Minguk, Nurse Jisung is here so go with him. I need to tell Nurse Siyeon about this Daehan.”
  • Daehan looks mad but resentful
  • You walk back over to Josh, “Sorry bout that. Kids. Oh here my number.” You say and rattle off the digits
  • He texts you after he gets off shift.
  • You two set up a coffee date during your lunch break on Friday
  • When that Friday comes you guys talk for the whole time and both really enjoy yourselves
  • Soon every day you’re both there you get lunch together
  • Alrighty so it’s been almost two months into the daily lunch with Josh and you start developing serious feelings for him
  • You were having a pretty bad day, but then you saw you got assigned to playroom duty again you wanted to hit your head against a wall
  • Little did you know, Josh had talked with Soonyoung about wanting to confess to you during his little music therapy time so he had soonyoung purposely assign you to play room
  • About 15 minutes into monitoring Josh showed up with his guitar. All the kids gathered around him and he started playing the guitar
  • Then he started singing
  • He started singing confession by astro and looked at you the whole time
  • After he finished he looked at you in the eye and asked you to be his girlfriend
  • You said yes
  • Obviously
  • As he did the whole thing in Korean and there were some English speakers in there, he asked you again in English and you told him yes again
  • He later said he wanted to make sure all the kids knew
  • After that Soonyoung came in clapping and he had a birthday cake for one of the boys in there
  • Josh played happy birthday on the guitar while everyone sang
  • After he blew out the candles josh grabbed your hand
  • “Finally. You’re mine.”