just baby no

Louis’ idea of fanservice is talking to us like we’re all just good friends (~Louis voice~) ‘havin a laff, so he drags us and pokes fun and is petty, and it’s all with 100% Love™ and we all know that because he’s never not reminding us of how grateful he is and how much he loves and appreciates all his fans like…name a more perfect person to stan, i’ll wait

Guys, guys. In spaceships, there has to be some sort of artificial gravity, powered by a machine, right? And machines can be turned off.

I totally headcanon that young Peter found that machine and decided to use it, (because it’s Peter), and turned the gravity off.

Cue in here the whole Ravager-crew, unsuspectingly going after their daily business up until then, suddenly losing the ground beneath their feet and floating upwards, flailing and confused and hollering for an explanation.

And Yondu doesn’t even hesitate, isn’t even confused, he just bellows “QUIIIIILL!”

And Peter, floating upside-down, hears that even on the other side of the ship and mutters, “Whoooops.”

5

Newt: Credence, is that your real name?
Credence: Yes.
Newt: Oh you could do better than that. I’m gonna help you out right now, your name is Angelo. Angelo thank you so much for coming out. Get a thicker tie, it looks weird on you. It makes your head look like a fish.

(Parks and Recreation; Season 4, Episode 2: Ron and Tammys)

Anyway here’s the Distorted AU bois from @ask-ew-distorted-au and stuff, I love them so much, especially Mr.Salad Fingers, yada yada yada, move on with your lives now.

That awkward moment you realize you accidentally deleted a picture you posted weeks ago (Not based on actual events, at all).

it’s ya birthdayyyyyyyyyyyy celebrate with some gangsta rap yo - anonymous anon

;A; THANK YOUUUUUU OMG, I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS IM SO SYJTFHG

swallows still sing by icoulddothisallday 

for the Stucky Big Bang, @thestuckylibrary-bigbang

Rating: M

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence  

Words: 54k

Relationships: Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes 

Tags: Holocaust, Period Typical Attitudes, Religious Themes, Jewish Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Medical Experimentation, Loss of Limb, Family Separation, Death of a Family Member, PTSD

Summary: 

They move through the doorway and the sun hits Bucky’s face. His eyes flinch closed involuntarily, but the warmth on his face is more than enough. There’s a breeze too, the freshest air Bucky has breathed in months. It’s chaos outside, a clamor of voices in languages both familiar and foreign. Bucky is glad to ignore it, glad to trust that the Captain will take him to safety. He dares to open his eyes. Everything is fuzzy around the edges, like a waking dream.

On April 29th, 1945, US forces liberate the concentration camp Dachau. But Captain Steve Rogers and his Howling Commandos have a more specific mission - the rescue and rehabilitation of prisoners experimented on by Arnim Zola, among them, a man named Bucky.

In light of recent events in Charlottesville and the political climate of the US right now, I want to quote Elie Weisel, a Holocaust survivor who told us, “I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.”

Art abd banner by @stuckypocketguide  and  Art by ewburnthatshit

Random Touken baby headcanons...

These were nagging me all night…

  • Once the baby is born I know Kaneki and Touka will have their hands full because he (I’m gonna go with it’s a boy) is just a bundle of energy. Even though Kaneki and Touka keep watchful eyes on him, he’s sneaky! The baby is suddenly gone from Kaneki’s sight and see from a distance he’s reaching for something up high and whatever it is comes loose and is about to fall on the baby. Kaneki is too far to get to him fast enough but he uses his kagune to stop the baby from getting smushed. The baby looks at the kagune in total awe and looks at his daddy and gets so amused the baby starts clapping and reaching for Kaneki’s kagune. Kaneki is now stuck with using his kagune every now and then to please the baby. 
  • As the baby grows up he shows no signs of his ghoul side until maybe one day when he is 4-5 years old he’s bullied by kids and in his emotional state it activates his kagune. Kaneki is the one who ends up explaining what a kagune is and Touka is the one who teaches him how to use it and the dangers of it. I’m curious to see what kind of kagune the baby will have!
  • The baby is super attached to Touka when he’s first born and Touka also can’t really let him go. Kaneki is just ga-ga over both of them and his favorite thing to do to put them to sleep is read to them. And Touka is the one in charge of photos. And when it comes to sharing the baby Kaneki doesn’t fight the fact the baby is with Touka most of the time, but the members of GOAT are constantly arguing over who holds him and who’s next. I can totally picture Saiko forcing the baby on Urie and there’s just an endless amount of thoughts running through his head…and surprisingly the baby gets pretty attached to Urie. 
  • Hinami is totally in love with the baby and is Kaneki and Touka’s go to babysitter (Saiko is 2nd) and the first time Kaneki and Touka leave the baby with her Ayato spends the day with them and while he’s afraid of holding the baby, he eventually gives in and instantly getting turned into putty. Then when he see Hinami with the baby, he just falls for her even more. 

Just too presh for this world.

  • Someone : My ball python won't eat
  • Me, who owns a snake that will eat anything that smells like rat in about 30 secs : Un-relatable.