just as much as thor

Information I learned from the Rick Riordan Hammer of Thor book tour

• The Trials of Apollo series will be at least 5 books

• The Magnus Chase series will be at least 3 books

• We will get to meet Percy’s little sister at one point in the Trials of Apollo series

• He had no control over the Percy Jackson movies whatsoever

• There will be a PJO coloring book released in August 2017

• There will be a book called Camp Half Blood Confidential released in May 2017. This book will be about life at camp

• He said he encourages fan art and fan videos

• He said if you write fanfiction to go for it but he does not read it

• He said probably his two favorite characters to write from are Sadie Kane and Apollo

• Someone asked if liked Anubis or Walt better with Sadie and he said both

• He said that by the end of The Hammer of Thor half of us are going to want the next book and half of us are going to want to kill him

• There will be new characters in The Hammer of Thor

• He will always write for the middle grade age group but he loves it when older people keep reading the books as well

imagine how much better the Thor movies would’ve been if Frigga were actually written in a realistic way rather than a ‘women don’t talk when the menfolk are talking’ way

I mean she’s a powerful magic user and more importantly she’s a MOM. Thor and Loki wouldn’t have gotten away with SHIT. The entire goddamn plot never would’ve happened, no wonder they dumbed her down.

Frigga would’ve busted in like “NO THOR, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO JOTUNHEIMR, YOU’RE GOING TO YOUR ROOM. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. SIF, HOGUN, FANDRALL, VOLSTAGG, YOU’RE ALL GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ADULTS, I AM YOUR QUEEN AND YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED.”

and then she’d whip it around on Loki like “DON’T YOU LAUGH. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. YOU WANT YOUR FATHER TO HEAR HOW FROST GIANTS GOT INTO ASGARD? THEN YOU’D BETTER GET YOUR BUTT IN YOUR ROOM TOO, YOUNG MAN. THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO BE FOR THE NEXT CENTURY.”

Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #79
  • Loki: And what of Thor? You'll make that witless oaf King while I rot in chains?
  • Odin: Thor has to strive to undo the damage you have done.
  • Loki: *I've* done? He was the one who broke the Bifrost and let everyone and their mum in!
  • Odin: Yes, but *you* tried to harness the Bifrost's energy to kill the Frost Giants!
  • Loki: Only because *you* raised us to believe they were monsters to be hunted down and killed!
  • Frigga: *(shrugs in agreement)*
  • Odin: Oh.
  • Odin:
  • Odin: So it's my fault.
  • Loki:
  • Odin: Oh, would you look at the time, I—!
  • Odin: *(Odinsleeps)*
  • Loki: *(sighs)* Ugh. Every time...
  • Frigga: *(shrugs in agreement)*
  • Loki: *(louder)* You know you need some new material!
  • Odin: *(deafening snoring intensifies)*
3
2

Just some matching Loki and Thor!Jane Foster headers & icons… for reasons (art by @russelldauterman) insp @zionqt 

There are just a few icons under the cut too.

Keep reading

The number of people giving Hammer of Thor bad reviews because of Alex Fierro is so gross. I knew the conservatives would throw a fit, but still. I think I’m getting a migraine.

Sex With Thor Would Include:

– ‘Lady y/n’ 
- ‘You truly are a goddess’
- Thor in charge, Thor always in charge
- Constantly introducing Thor to new kinks him unable to choose a favourite
- His hands would be so gentle
- Within minutes he would be a panting mess beneath you
- Laughter, weirdly enough Laughter 
- Stupid jokes between the two of you
- Loud drunk sex
- Romantic cuddle sex
- Wanting to make you feel like a goddess 24/7
- ONE TIME YOU MADE THOR BE SUBMISSIVE AND IT WAS SO MUCH TORTURE FOR THE POOR MAN
- Teasing Thor just to make him mad
- ‘Lady y/n, do not test me so, I can promise you, you will regret this sexual show’
- Morning sex
-Evening sex
- THOR’S SEX HAIR

Thanks to imagine-it-would-be-real for helping me with this one. Especially because we all know if there is one hoe for Thor it would be you. 

Cuddle Me!

Feeling lonely you decide that you need a good cuddle. But sadly nobody seems to have time for you.

Warning/s: None


Frowning you wandered through the Avengers Tower, a pillow closely hugged to your chest. The sun was setting and you suddenly felt lonely. You sighed as you entered the kitchen. Tony was leaning against the counter, seemingly drinking something.
“Cuddle me?” You asked in the desperatest tone you could muster. But the billionare was deep in thought and just absently shook his head. You huffed and decided to continue your journey.
Out in the hallway you nearly ran into Natasha.
“Cuddling?!” You asked her but she just half-smiled and quickly ruffled your hair.
“Sorry, Fury needs me.” She explained and rushed away. You shrugged and continued to walk. Tasha was always busy so you weren’t really suprised by her awnser. After a while you found yourself in front of the gym. You poked your head in and saw Steve, restless as always.

Keep reading

doctorlightwood  asked:

ok but before they hooked up they were always eye-fucking... and theyre always in public and eventually ppl just start leaving when theyre in the same room bc the tension is just Too Much

sif: “how long have you been sleeping with heimdall?”

thor: “that’s disgusting. and wrong. i don’t even get– why would– i’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. it’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, heimdall is my brother in arms, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise. and how- how- do i know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? maybe you are. maybe you’re trying to throw me off? hmm check and mate”

3

Loki PoV posters. Because he’ll have you know he’s more than just ‘the brother of Thor’, thank you very much!

Mind the seams on the Avengers poster. I couldn’t find a font that was quite right for the logo, so I had to improvise & draw a few bits.

Secret Relationship

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader 

Words: 930

Request: x 

Summary: After a long party night together will all of the avengers to celebrate a successful mission, Tony catches you and Steve and finding out about your secret relationship. 

Just to mention: I’m not a native English speaker, so I’m already sorry for grammar mistakes xd



It was a long night at the Avengers Tower. You all had a party together to celebrate a successful mission and all got really dunk, expect you and Steve. Steve couldn’t get drunk and you just didn’t like to drink so much. The worst were Tony and Thor obviously. Tony was just laying on the ground with his face down and still with a beer in his hand and Thor made it up to the couch where he fall into a deep sleep. Bruce went home earlier and the rest were just all knocked out as well. It was a real mess they left and you and Steve tried to clean it up and get the drunk party people into their beds. You just brought some empty bottles into the kitchen as Steve from behind embraced you. He kissed your neck and left hickies all over it.

You: „Steve stop. The others are still around.“ You laughed.

Steve: “They are so dunk, they won’t recognize.”

You turned around giving him a kiss on his soft lips while laying your hand around his neck.

You: “But we still have to clean this mess, Captain.”

Steve: “You’re the boss.” He sighed.

You passed by and went over to Tony to roll him to the other side.

You: “Are you even still alive?”

Tony mumbled something and Steve lifted him up, bringing him into his bedroom as well as the others. As all of the work was done, you and Steve got back into the kitchen and drunk a last glass of champagne together. You lifted yourself up on the counter and smirked to him.

Steve: “What’s up with this expression?”

You: “Come closer and find out.”

Steve putted his glass aside and stood in front of you with his arms around your waist. You laid your legs around him and your hands around his neck, playing with his hair.

Steve: “I love you (Y/N).”

You: “Oh Thanks, but you really don’t have to-“

He interrupted you by pinching you in the back.

You: “Just a joke.” You laughed, “I love you to Steve.”

You started kissing again as suddenly Tony came into the kitchen again seeing you too. You immediately let go of Steve and got down of the counter.

Tony: “What?? You two?”

You: “Tony we didn’t see you coming, why don’t you go to bed again?”

Tony: “Don’t change the topic. Since when?”

You looked over to Steve who leaned against the counter.

Steve: “Since 5 months.”

Tony: “Oh Boy! Why didn’t you tell us?”

You: “We wanted to keep that secret for a while, but I guess it’s maybe the time to come up with it.”

Steve nodded and took your hand.

Steve: “We will tell you all tomorrow officially.”

You smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Then you walked over to Tony putting your hands on his shoulder and guiding him back to his bedroom, as he didn’t know the way back. They surely drunk all way too much.

The next day, Steve and you made Hangover Breakfast for the others. They looked all the same with their sleepy faces and messy hair, just Tony seemed to be surprisingly awake, maybe he’s just too used to alcohol. Nat and Thor were the last ones who crawled out of their beds and slowly went to the kitchen, where the smell of fried eggs came from.

You: “Morning sleepyheads!”

Nat: “Morning …*yawn*”

Bruce: “*Some identifiable noise*”

They sat down along with the others at the table and Steve brought them the fried eggs and bacon you just roasted. After everyone got their food, Steve and you sat down as well and started to eat. Maybe Tony can’t even remember what happened last night, you thought. But you could feel his eyes starring at you and Steve and he noticed it as well. Steve looked at you and raised his eyebrows.

Tony: “Don’t you two want to tell us something?”

The others looked up and starred at you and him.

Bruce: “What’s wrong?”

Tony started to smile as he saw you slightly blush. Steve grabbed your hand and looked at you.

Steve: “I and (Y/N) are in a relationship.”

Thor let his fork drop onto his plate and his mouth fell open. The reaction of the others was not quite different: open mouths and shocked expressions. You scratched the back of your head and could feel how the blood ran into your head as you smiled sheepishly.

You: “You know … we’re together since a few months.”

A few seconds of silence followed as everyone started smiling.

Natasha: “I know, that you would fit perfectly together!”

She stood up walked over to you and hugged you from behind.

Natasha: “I’m so happy for you (Y/N).”

You: “Thanks Nat.”

Clint: “Natasha, you as a top agent didn’t noticed?”

Natasha: “Don’t tell me you did?”

Clint: “I always had the feeling that they liked each other.”

Tony: “For the record: I was the one who figured it out ok?”

You: “And that just because you have a liver that can handle very much alcohol at once!”

Tony: “Didn’t ask for that talent but it’s quite handy sometimes.”

You all brook out in laughter and Steve pulled you closer to him and kissed you.

Steve: “Now I’m officially allowed to do this in public.”

You: “You’re such an idiot, Steve.” You said jokingly.

Steve: “I’m just happy that we finally revealed it.”

You: “I’m too.”

Thor: Ragnorak

#1. HOW CAN YOU BREAK UP A RELATIONSHIP THAT HAS LASTED 4 MOVIES?!

#2. Valkyrie is in the movie just to make Thor feel inferior?? What about Sif??

#3. I would understand the “split” if Thor got together with Sif because of the lore and comics. NO WHERE IS VALKYRIE PRESENT IN THAT ROLE.

#4. What happened to Marvel’s constant praise to STEM?? It was probably just bullshit.

#5. If Thor loooves being a lone cowboys much why he iS SUPPOSEDLY GETTING WITH VALKYRIE OMF MARVEL DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

Lift the hammer - Tony x Reader x Steve (Avengers 2: Age of Ultron)

Title: Lift the hammer

Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader, Steve Rogers x Reader

Word count: 1,892

Warnings: None

Inspiration: Avengers: Age of Ultron Sneak Peek (2015)

 

 

The Avengers all laid or were seated either down or on some couch. All well dressed, enjoying some relaxation time. Drinking and having some leisure time. It felt good to spend some free time just as a group of friends rather than just heroes. Even Maria and James had joined them.

“Yeah, who-so-ever be he worthy shall have the pow- Whatever man, it’s a trick!” Clint complained, spinning a drumstick in his hands.

Thor just chuckled “No, it’s much more than that my friend” he said putting his hammer on one of the small coffee tables. He moved to the couch, opposite it, sitting next Steve and clinking his glass with Steve’s beer bottle.

That was, of course, all it took for Tony to accept the challenge. He got up making a ‘tsk’ sound as he unbuttoned his suit jacket. Making his way to where Thor had set his hammer.

“If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?” he asked with a small smirk.

Thor merely chuckled “Yes, of course” he replied and gestured for him to lift the hammer.

You raised an eyebrow and leaned forward, resting your elbows on your knees “This should be interesting” you mumbled with a smirk.

“Oh yeah” Steve mumbled and you both clinked your beer bottles; taking a ip from them.

“I will be fair but surely cruel.” he said and wrapped a firm hand around the hammer’s handle. He tried to lift it but did not even so manage to move it. He gritted his teeth and tried to lift it, but failed again.

“Ok, let’s try differently” he mumbled and you chuckled, shaking your head.

“You want some help there, honey?” you asked with a smirk and chuckled at Tony’s irritated face.

“No, honey, I’ll manage” he said with a sarcastic grin and both you and Thor laughed out loudly. You both knew the answer to the questions the rest of the Avengers tried to find.

He pulled out he jacket suit and rolled up his sleeves. Soon he had worn a piece of his iron man suit on his hand. Fingers wrapped around the handle of the hammer tightly. Trying really hard to lift it by using the piece of machinery. But, of course, failing miserably. Soon, James was up. Wearing a piece of his own silver suit too. A firm grip on the hammer’s handle, too.

“Are you even pulling?” James groaned and looked at Tony.

“Are you on my team?” Tony asked in the same, irritated, voice tone.

“Just represent, pull!” James groaned, shaking his head and rolling his eyes. 

“Alright, let’s go!” Tony said and they both pulled.

They both tried really hard to lift it but failed miserably.

“Nice try” you said sarcastically at Tony and he just rolled his eyes at you.

You chuckled at his behavior and then turned to look at Steve “Hey Cap, why don’t you give it a try?” you winked at him, putting a hand on his shoulder. Rubbing it softly to encourage him.

He let out a small sigh and after giving you his adorable smile, he got up.

He walked towards the hammer and took hold of the handle with both hands. He let out a small, sharp breath and started pulling. He managed to move it and you smiled for a second. Thor’s smile, however, flattered. A serious, but mostly worried, look took over his features.

“Come on, Cap!” Tony encouraged and Steve tried harder to lift it. Clenching his teeth and pulling harder. But still… he failed to lift it.

Thor laughed, his worry fading as soon as he saw Steve fail to lift it “Nothing” he said with a smile and Steve shook his head, coming to take his seat next to you.

You handed him his beer and smiled sincerely at him “Nice try” you said softly, patting softly his back. Your hand remaining there as you rubbed soothing circles on his back.

“Thanks” he laughed slightly and looked at you with a shy smile.

“Maria, won’t you give it a try?” you said resting your back on the couch, and your head on your hand that was on Steve’s shoulder.

“Oh thank you, but definitely no” she chuckled, shaking her head.

“Bruce?” you turned to look at him with a smile and he just shook his head.

“The other guy might be strong (Y/n) but I don’t think it applies for me too” he laughed and looked at Natasha.

He gestured to her and she just shook her head, chuckling.

“Oh no, no, no. That’s not a question I need answered” she said with a smile and leaned back, taking a sip of her beer.

“Well then-” you let out a big sigh and put your beer on the coffee table and rubbed your hands “-Since the ladies don’t want to give it a try, I shall represent you girls” you said with a smile and got up.

Everyone looked at you with a raised eyebrow, apart from Thor who just chuckled; shaking his head.
You pulled your tight, black dress a little bit down and rolled your eyes at hearing Tony whistle, behind your back.

“Shut up, Stark” you rolled your eyes, but smiled nonetheless at your boyfriend’s perverted behavior.

“You know how to make me, baby” he chuckled and you just did the same, shaking your head. No matter how much time passed, Tony was never going to change.

You walked towards the hammer and looked at it with a smirk, rubbing your hands.

“You really are going to try it, though?” he asked with a surprised look “I mean what makes you think that you are going to make it?” he smirked at seeing your annoyed face. Managing to do exactly what he aspired to do.

“Yeah, why not?” you shrugged “Besides, what do I have to lose? Apart from what you did” you said pointing a finger at him and the only thing that could be heard was the 'whooing’ and whistling of the rest of the Avengers at your remark. You could be just as whit-y and sarcastic as Tony if you wanted to, talent that you used to make him shut up when you wanted to.

Tony just rolled his eyes and made a 'tsk’ sound, mumbling a “Touche”. A smile appearing on his face at the pride he felt for you. No, not just pride for your whit-y remark, but love for the amazing person you were and your amazing personality.

“Ok, now let’s get to job” you took a firm grip of the hammer’s handle, everyone holding their breaths. Waiting to see what would happen.

“But before that-” you said, letting go of the handle; without even having tried to lift it.

You turned your head to look at Thor “I wanted to ask you Thor. Why do you have this here?” you said taking hold of the strap at the end of the handle.

“It is used for the spinning and all that” he made a motion with his hands.

“Oh right, yes!” you exclaimed “True, but hey, have you tried with one finger. Like this-” you put your pointer through the strap and lifted the hammer by it.

“It’s really ease, and fun. I mean, you should give it a try. The hammer’s really light you know.” you said nonchalantly and spined the hammer a few times, using just one finger; and then simply took a hold of the handle. Throwing the hammer from one hand to another as if it was just a small ball.

“Oh hey! I lifted it after all” you said and smiled as everybody looked at you with astonishment. Everybody apart from Thor who, of course, expected it. You had lifted it before, but only Thor had seen you then. And so, he was the only one who knew.

You played a little bit more, throwing it in the air and catching it easily. A satisfied smile on your face, at seeing Tony’s expression.

“Show off” he mumbled under his breath, rolling his eyes. Though a small smile was on his face.

“What can I say? I learn from the best” you said and looked at Tony with a smug grin.

He merely chuckled and walked towards you “True.” he put a hand around your waist, pressing you close to him; after you put the hammer back down.

“I am the best” he said with a grin and you merely chuckled, putting your hands around his neck, as his encircled your waist. You rested your forehead against his.

“At everything” he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at you and you just shook your head, laughing. 
He pressed his lips to your and you kissed him back with just as much passion. It was a small, brief kiss but still managed to make your heart flutter at the love and passion Tony put into it. 

Groaning was heard and Clint saying “Guys you’re not alone” so you both pulled away.

You chuckled and wiped with your thumb some red lipstick that was on Tony’s lips, from your previous kiss. He chuckled too and tightened his grip on your waist, to bring you closer. Your hands on around his neck, doing the same.

“Not my fault, Hawk. She’s the one asking for it” he winked at you and then rested his forehead against yours. 

You just rolled your eyes but soon relaxed in his embrance, closing your eyes for a split second. Him just gazing at you lovingly.

“Remind me that when Valentine’s day comes to stay as far away as possible from you two lovebirds” Clint groaned more “How did you even get so cheesy, Stark?” he added.

“People change when they fall in love, Barton” he smiled at you softly. 

Just like everybody did. They all knew how much you loved each other and they were all happy for you. 

“Not so much when it comes to you Stark” you told him with a smirk and everybody laughed, as Tony rolled his eyes.

Natasha’s smile faded, though, as soon as she saw the bittersweet smile on Steve’s face. It was somehow obvious to everybody but only she knew how Steve truly felt about you. He wasn’t about to make a move though, knowing how you felt about Tony. You did love Tony, but still had a soft spot for Steve. You were not going to deny it, either. And although he knew it, it hurt him to actually see you and Tony act all couple-y and all, knowing that despite everything you might felt for him, Tony was still your one and only.

“How does it go, though? That theory of whoever lifts the hammer?” Bruce asked Thor.

He got up from his seat and took hold of his hammer, throwing it in the air “Well, there is an interesting one. But I have a simpler. You are not worthy” he said simply and groans and chuckles were heard.

Everyone, however, stopped immediately as an ear-piercing sound was heard. You all made your way towards the place the sound came from.

“How could you be worthy? You’re all puppets. Tangled in strings. Strings…” Ultron smashed another robot’s head.

“… There are no strings on me”


A/N: xxmusic13luverxx you asked me to tag you when this was written, it’s been up for a while but anyway.