The ‘Centaurians adopt every cute thing they see’ factoid is actually due to statistical error. The average centaurian adopts 0 children per year. Spiders Udonta, who lives in a spaceship & adopts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
If u want ‘Yondu adopts the guardians’ fic you should totally check out WHO’S YOUR DADDY. It’s a lot less kinky than it sounds.
His laugh (he has the most healing laugh that I could listen to for 10 mins…actually I have done that) LONG LIVE THE WINDSHIELD LAUGH. *creek creek hiccup creek* (gifs are not mine)
The way he blows hand kisses (YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS MAN ISN’T PURE AND THAT THIS DOESN’T KILL YOU) He makes army’s hearts go boom and I will always go boom for Jin.
His angelic voice, ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND NEEDS MORE ATTENTION. AND HIS SONG WITH TAEHYUNG?! JIN YOU ARE GODLY. His solo song has to be one of my favorites on their Wings album. I even set it as my alarm.
THE DAD JOKES, (Being an international fan is so hard oml). INTERNATIONAL FANS WE MAY NOT UNDERSTAND IT BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY ANYWAYS. Especially the one about the water cat…army we all know which one I’m talking about…
HIS UNDENIABLE WAVE OF SELF CONFIDENCE, Oh come on, we love mr.worldwide handsome and he makes me feel more confident <3 Thank you JIN
ARMY ADD MORE IF YOU WANT, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A GROWING TREND THINGY <3
THE GOLDEN MAKNAE, WHAT IS THERE THAT HE CANNOT DO?! No seriously (he’s only a year older than me) but THIS BOY HAS SO MANY TALENTS, IT’S RIDICULOUS. (gifs are not mine)
He may be the youngest…but he sure does know fan service…what has bangtan done to the baby, the world may never know.
He is loved by everyone (Bangtan and Army), his song Begin brought me to tears. He grew up with the best brothers ever and you can tell (their personalities rubbed off on him). He’s our jungkookie as always <3
People may be like “why do they call him a bunny?” Um…it’s pretty obvious, HE’S SO PRECIOUS I SWEAR.
Jungkook, you will always be the maknae but everyday you keep getting older and you keep working hard <3. Bangtan, of course, love you like your their own little brother. Even though you don’t like to be called oppa (it’s the funniest thing when someone does though). I hope you work hard, sleep, and eat well. BUT HE’S SO ROODE. (ARMY ADD MORE IF YOU WANT)
Oh my dear bias, HIS BOXY SMILE WILL ALWAYS LIGHT UP MY DAY, one of my favorite things about Kim Taehyung <3
He can go from cute to sexy in .05 seconds, it’s ridiculous. I feel attacked every time he does it too, like why you do this…why. He’s so charismatic on stage and off stage, I just wanna be close friends with him <3
HIS WAY WITH KIDS, MAN I WANNA SEE HIM ON RETURN OF SUPERMAN OR SOMETHING. It makes my heart flutter every time he interacts with a baby/child <3. He’s gonna be an amazing father one day, I know it
HIS VOICE, DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THIS MAN CAN HIT LOW NOTES BUT THOSE HIGH NOTES IN STIGMA?! THATS MY FAV SONG OFF THEIR WINGS ALBUM. THE GROWL IN BOY IN LUV, BOYZ WITH FUN, SPINE BREAKER ETC?! TAEHYUNG STAHP. AND THEN THE SONG WITH NAMJOON…KILL ME THANKS. HOLD ME TIGHT, YOUR STABLE NOTES ARE AMAZING. He’s so talented like seriously.
Now he may be all those things..but you can’t deny that he’s a little clumsy, it’s so cute, PROTECT HIM.
He’s just the fluffiest, friendliest person you could ever meet <3 His love for art and his music taste reaches rangsthat I never thought. He’s so sweet to his parents and to his members. Bts will always be a part of him and so will Army <3. Army love you Kim Taehyung ! (Add more if you want)
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD. SUGA AKA AGUST D, that tongue technology though?? Man suga can rap….and I mean like totally obliterate it. He honestly makes me think about life sometimes, but its okay cause it’s Suga <3. (gifs are not mine)
He may seem like a hard ass but under all that, HE’S JUST A GUMMY BEAR I SWEAR. He’s so savage too, it’s awesome xD. He has swag, but he can also do very cute things with that swag too.
His Cypher performances never fail to amaze me, like ever. YOU FEEL LIKE HE’S ROASTING YOU PERSONALLY, BUT IT’S SO GOOD TO NOT LISTEN TO IT. I know why Taehyung loves the cypher’s so much.
If he hasn’t wrecked your bias list…WELL HE WILL TODAY, HE’S SO RUDE LIKE STAHP. HE’S PART OF THE RAPPER LINE AND PART OF BTS, OF COURSE, HE IS DISRESPECTFUL. I can’t lie, it was during baepsae performances that he ruined me.
You guys remember the BTS RUN episode where he was the female classmate? I could feeeeeeeel the damn sass coming from this man, it’s unreal.
His rapping skills are phenomenal and his song writing skills as well. Well known genius of bts also to keep bts in line xD IS MIN YOONGI AKA SUGA. In his next life, he wants to be a rock…but suga you are too hard working for that. Army loves Mr.Tongue technology <3 WORK HARD YOONGI BUT ALSO GET SOME REST PLEASE. (ARMY YOU CAN ADD TOO)