WHAT TYPE OF LESBIAN YOU ARE BASED ON UR FAVE ALCOHOL
Beer Lesbian – Butch Dad. Always down for drinking games. Probably watches football and loves the fuck out of it un-ironically. Wanted to play the drums in middle school.
Wine Lesbian – Would rather guzzle wine while watching jeopardy with her cat than go to a bar. Makes well thought out Harry Potter fan theories. Has a crush on Meryl Streep.
Vodka Lesbian – Everyone’s favorite Pillow Queen. Gets drunk way too easily to be ripping shots but does it anyways. Always a hot mess. Complains about being straight passing.
Gin Lesbian – Lesbian you find sitting alone listening to live music. Next level cool. Probably has more plants in her apartment than hairs in her head. Loves christmas.
Tequila Lesbian – Best dancer of all other lesbians. Never predictable, and always a lil’ mysterious. Loves blind dates. Hates being talked over.
Whiskey Lesbian – 100% BABE. Intimidates your dad.