im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think 'no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
- After the war, Feyre and Rhys have their first child; a girl. Seems fitting. She’s got Feyre’s jaw line and nose, Rhys’s violet eyes, and i’m thinking Mor’s gorgeous blonde locks (which Feyre and Rhys are amazed at, since she’s kind of a distant relative).
- She’s got her mother’s mouth. Her first word was “prick”, shouting it out happily and completely unaware after hearing Feyre say it to Rhys. Cassian laughed himself to death.
- She’s got her father’s wit, and a mixture of Mor and Feyre’s unbreakable spirits. She burns with Nesta’s fire, and has Amren’s dark sense of humour. Sometimes the things she and Armen laugh over make Rhys’s eyes go wide as he just sits there, a little teeny tiny bit disturbed.
- In fact, the girl wears a necklace from Auntie Amren made out of part of the blood ruby. Amren wears the other chunk of the ruby around her own neck.
- She’s got a MEAN, like N A S T Y, right hook that no one wants to be on the receiving end of. Cassian and Az are indescribably proud of having taught her to fight the way she does (with help from Rhys, of course). She’s, honestly, more Illyrian than Fae.
- One night at the Illyrian camp some of the boys are trash talking not only all the females training, but her. “The High Lord’s daughter, bet she can’t even throw a punch. Bet if she tried she’d break her thumb.” So she gets up and not-so-accidentally starts a bar fight, and kicks everyone’s ass. Feyre isn’t so happy (well she pretends not to be but really she’s grinning ear-to-ear at Rhys when her daughter’s not looking), and Rhys is very very proud of his daughter, grinning super wide when he finds out. The only person to rival Rhys for proudest is Cassian, who gets a little too over excited and flies to the camp and fist pumps, “that’s my niece! she kicked ass!!”
- Feyre and Rhys are super proud parents, especially when she stands up for anyone being picked on or belittled by the older Illyrians.
- She loves gardening with Aunty Elain, even if she’s not that great at it, and Elain always laughs softly and helps her fix it with an infinite amount of patience.
- There isn’t a thing in the world she loves more than her family, especially her younger siblings.
• He reads a lot of books about pregnancy each time they were expecting
• He worries a lot for his kids, each time they cry or gets sick his heart hurts since he can’t make them feel better instantly
• Loves playing with them by pretending to eat their feet and hands. Lots of raspberries to their belly
• Gives the biggest and warmest hugs
• When they were old enough he tried introducing them to coffee (he sulked for a hour when they said “ewww it tastes weird”)
• Visits the park often to play soccer with his kids. Gets a bit too competitive sometimes. Buys them ice cream before heading home
• He has cried every time his wife gave birth
• Throws extravagant birthday parties for his kids
• Loves reading them bedtime stories
• Dad jokes. Lots of dad jokes
• Tells them stories about their exo uncles and himself when he was a cool leader back in the day
• He sometimes falls asleep with them when they ask him to lie down with them to protect them from monsters until they fell asleep
• Has the biggest and proudest smile each time he holds his child for the first time
• He likes admiring their little face, nose, hands and feet. Wishes that they would stop growing up so fast
• Sings them his own composed lullabies for sleeping time
• Lets his children play in his studio. Sometimes he even records songs with them (those are special songs that he saves onto a hard drive to keep forever and he likes to play them when friends or family visit)
• Gives them mini piano and guitar lessons (he finds it so cute when the instrument is bigger than the child)
• He is kind and gentle but he can discipline them when he needs to. He feels bad each time so he hugs them and makes sure they understand why he had to discipline them (eg. “I had to stop you because pulling your sisters hair hurts her, you wouldn’t like it if I pulled your hair right?”)
“She/he’s so tiny!”. That’s his reaction when he holds his child for the first time. Even if his wife had given birth before
• Loves lifting and spinning his children around (produces squealing and laughter every time)
• Loves chasing them around the house (sometimes for fun and other times it’s because they don’t want to sleep or put their clothes on properly)
• Loves cooking for his kids (he has the biggest grin when they ask for more)
• Over exaggerates his reactions to make his kids laugh
• He hums softly to them while he gently bounces them to sleep
• Wakes up early because his kids wake up early and jumps on his bed
• His goal each day is to make his kids smile and laugh
Bought extra microphones for the karaoke machine so that his kids can join in to sing (scream) with him
When it’s bath time, he always gets ready a bubble bath and throws in many water toys (Eg. rubber ducks, boats and plastic fish etc…)
He tried to be stern and discipline them when they’re misbehaving but they just see it as a way to play with dad
Once they sleep, he crashes too since he used so much energy during the day
His household is filled with squealing and laughter
Loves playing hide and go seek tag and also what time is it mr wolf
He hasn’t dropped his habit of talking to his kids using baby talk
Loves singing songs for them. He can sing anything from lullabies to exo hits
Pranks mum together
He also plays small pranks on his kids like surprising them by jumping from behind a wall or by scaring them by wearing a silly mask (sometimes they start crying instead of laughing)
Gives his kids kisses each morning to wake them up
Loves cooking with and for his kids (he has the brightest smile when they say “daddy’s cooking is the best!”)
They love grocery shopping with him because he turns the chore into a scavenger hunt
His children love re enacting his dramas with him
• He built a small veggie garden in the backyard to teach his kids where their food comes from and to help them understand how much effort it takes to grow produce (which is why they should try their best to finish eating their food)
• Every night, his children asks him to sing different lullabies and ballads so that they can fall asleep peacefully (they love his smooth voice)
• Cuddle monster
• Plays with his kids by lifting each of them up with his legs and he holds their arms out saying “airplane! zooom zoom!”
• Starts tickle wars with them
• His kids became best friends with his cute doggies, they’re inseparable
• Challenges them to a dance competition often. He’ll lose on purpose each time because they’re just so cute jumping and shimmering around
• If his kids have nightmares, they’re always welcome to join him in his bed or he’s always happy to sleep in their bed while holding them until they go back to sleep
Every time his wife becomes pregnant he goes on a shopping spree (baby clothes, crib, room decor, blankets, nappies, pacifiers, plush toys, bibs etc…)
• He does spoil his kids just a little, tiny, teeny bit
• Likes to ask his kids “Do you like mum or dad better?”
Encourages his kids to do more things by themselves such as walking and eating (he jumps in if they are struggling or nearly hurt themselves). He can’t stop showering them with compliments and kisses once they succeed or achieve a milestone
His heart melts every time Vivi plays with his kids
Builds blanket forts for them each weekend and holds Disney movie marathons (sing alongs are a must)
Summary: In a world where meeting your Soulmate is what brings colour to your world (quite literally), Lucy is an anomaly. She is very much in love, and very content, but can see only in greys. That is, until someone else does colour her world. A Nalu not-quite-a-Soulmate-AU Soulmate AU one-shot.
Genre: Romance, hurt and comfort
Notes: A.k.a where I continue indulging in my guilty pleasure of messing around with popular tropes. A super big shoutout to @x-benihime for her support and all her Post Its (I’m keeping ‘em).
‘The sky was a wonderful azure, one as clear as her beautiful auburn orbs.’
Lucy stifled the need to roll her eyes. Again.
What did azure or auburn translate to anyway?
After pausing a beat, she quickly stole a glance of the sky outside the window of the train she was in, before mentally telling herself off for actually checking.
It had been as it always had - a nice, light, calming grey. She hadn’t met her supposed “Soulmate” yet, after all.
Not that she really cared.
Lucy smiled softly at that thought. She didn’t really care, because she was in love anyway. And while she couldn’t see greens and yellows, he had brought colour to her life in every other way that mattered.
She was in love, and she was loved back.
‘Natsu,' she mused, absently toying with the fairy shaped locket around her neck.
Their first meeting was rather unceremonious. They were classmates in college, and that had been the only thing they had in common. They were in different groups of friends, different clubs, even had different ideas of what was fun.
They had absolutely no reason to actually meet.
And so they didn’t – not really.
Not until they found themselves landing the same internship. She to report, him as the cameraman - the both of them began bonding over their cranky boss and a shared determination to tell stories, and tell them well.
She began packing him lunches when he couldn’t afford food from the canteen.
He would ensure he dropped her home on particularly late nights.
Before they knew it, they were best friends.
She knew his tastes, could predict his change in mood and was the only other person his pet cat Happy got along with.
He knew her routine, her favourite books and just how she liked her coffee depending on the time of day.
They quit the internship together, helped find each other new jobs.
She was there for him when news of his missing father having passed away reached him.
He was the person who helped her run away from her abusive home.
Moving in together seemed natural - as very platonic roommates of course.
Though somewhere in all the making and cleaning messes, playing with Happy, cooking together, tucking each other in bed and winter-time cuddles, their feelings changed, evolved. Platonic didn’t fit anymore.
One night, sitting on their balcony and under the stars they realised why.
“I think I love you,” he had said, as soon as the thought occurred to him.
The clarity those words brought was everything Lucy’s heart had been searching for. She thanked him for it with their first kiss.
It wasn’t short, nor very gentle. And when they parted – only for need of air – Lucy found herself lost in his wide eyes.
Pasta is great. It’s like hey, let me take delicious things like butter,or meat, or tomatoes or basil and then let me just fuckin mix whatever the fuck i want in and combine it with some random ass noodles.
That’s basically pasta.
BUT, there’s a big difference between “basically pasta” and “holy shit food of the gods” pasta, and that is that the latter has some rules that must be followed.
10 PASTA COMMANDMENTS COMIN UP:
Always boil pasta in boiling SALTED water. Ever had a dish where you forgot to salt it before cooking it, and no matter how much seasoning you did post saute/sear, it still sort of tasted bland on the inside? Same goes for pasta. Your sauce could be fuckin on point, but if you don’t salt dat pasta water, ya fugged, bruh.
Always have your sauce ready BEFORE the pasta. Pestos, emulsified butter sauces, bolognese sauces, they should be in their respective sauce pans, heated and ready to go (unless we’re takin pesto or carbonarashit, as those go bad with heat). The worst thing you could do is fuck up and overcook your delicious pasta bc you were too busy making or finishing up your sauce.
Always TASTE your pasta. I don’t care if the package says it’s ready in 1 minute or an hour, taste your pasta from the boiling water at least 2 minutes in, and every 2 minutes after that. Al dente’s usually the way to go, but you’ll never know when to take it out if you’re not constantly tasting.
DO NOT strain your pasta, wasting your pasta water and allowing your pasta to cool. Use tongs to take pasta straight up form the boiling water (don’t dry it, nerds) and throw it in your sauce. A little pasta water gets in? no probs, and I’ll tell you why.
If your sauce is reducing too much, or it’s too tight, add pasta water. It’s salted and hot and ready to go, it won’t dilute the flavor at all, you’re golden duude. golden.
Finish your pasta in the sauce, allow it to become homogenous, let the sauce stick to the pasta, BECOME ONE WITH THE PASTA BRUH.
Add cheese last, because cheese get’s weird and fucked up in hot pans, so it’s best to throw that on right before you’re ready to eat that shit up.
4 oz is a normal serving size for pasta. If you don’t have a scale, that’s basically like the first pic above. If you hold the pasta like such, and the width of the bunch is a little smaller than an american quarter, then ur good 2 go bruh.
Dry pastas are not better/worse than fresh pasta. They’re legit just made with different flours using different procedures. One isn’t ‘fancier’ than the other u pretentious buttrockets.
PASTA IS NOT SCARY, IT’S DELICIOUS. These rules look tough, but honestly it’s not that bad bruh. I believe in u.
and now, onto the recipe I used for my pasta. It’s a restaurant favorite, we always make it on the line because it’s simple, delicious and super filling.
Caciopepe Pasta serves: 1 (lol like id share this with ppl lolol)
salt water for boiling (just salt some water, don’t fuckin travel to the beach in hopes of created the most bomb pasta ever)
1 bunch of pasta
2 bay leaves
1 sprig thyme
cold butter (approximately 2/3 cups cut into small pads
parmesan cheese to taste
a shit ton of black pepper to taste
Throw some pasta into some boiling water and do that thing where you constantly taste test the pasta to see if it’s ready. In the meantime, make ur sauce u lazy bumbum.
Add a little boiling pasta water to a saute pan over low heat, and whisk/mix in the butter quickly till it’s creamy and emulsified. If it’s too thick, just whisk in a teeny bit of pasta water. Add 2 bay leaves and a sprig of thyme for aroma, remove when pasta’s ready.
Once the pasta’s ready to rock and roll, use tongs to scoop it up and place it in the sauce. Flip and mix using tongs. Add cheese and crack a lot of pepper. Add salt if it needs seasoning, add more pasta water if the sauce tightens.
and bam, ya ready to roll.
I promise u if you use these pasta techniques, people will think ur literally a GOD. ur welcs.
do u think exo is ever going to die down any time soon
personally i truly don’t think they will; i mean back in 2014 as terrible as it sounds i really thought that it was going to be the end of exo’s career like i really believed they were gonna be a one hit wonder and just have mediocre success after growl but man i was proved so wrong… i really don’t think exo has even started reaching their peak yet bc every time they come back, they’re back stronger and they manage to break all the existing records over and over again and for some reason im still surprised. like i truly think exo’s impact is really beyond all of us like i literally can not comprehend how immensely successful and popular these 9 boys are; like regardless if you listen to kpop or not you know who they are. even this morning i in full honesty did not think exo would be able to sell out jamsil stadium but man i always really underestimate them and the grandeur of our fandom. exo is anything but losing recognition and popularity, they may have plateaued just a teeny tiny bit in 2016 but in my honest opinion even from monster era till now in 2017 despite the fact that the boys have not been actively promoting at all i feel like their popularity has soared (as if they could go really any higher) and idk i just feel like exo still has so much more to achieve and they really aren’t gonna stop anytime soon
one of his favourite places to be is the Slytherin common room when it’s mostly empty, everything bathed in an eerie green light, sitting on a comfortable armchair by the window, his bad leg propped up on a stool and watching the creatures swimming around in the murky lake
he’s excellent at Arithmancy and Transfiguration, not even bothering to study and somehow passing with flying colours
Kaz clearly remembers when he and Jesper first met; it was on their first ever train ride to Hogwarts, Kaz was sitting by himself in a compartment and hadn’t let anyone else through but when the door slid open and Jesper’s grinning face came into view, asking whether he could come in or not, Kaz found himself saying ‘yes’
he initially wanted to befriend Jesper so he might be invited to his house for the holidays instead of returning to the loathsome orphanage, but eventually they became real friends
he has a black leather-bound notebook in which he writes down new spells he creates; its pages are much thumbed through, with entire sections crossed out here and there, and Kaz’s slanted handwriting describing hand movements and incantations
whenever he’s at Hogsmeade he always heads straight to Zonko’s where he buys the necessary items for the next prank he wants to pull
on bad days and when he has nothing to keep him busy, his mind will drift to Jordie and how much he would’ve loved Hogwarts (he likes to think Jordie would have been a Slytherin)
students who don’t know Kaz well are just a teeny bit terrified of the boy with the crow cane and the murderous look on his face
rumor has it Kaz’s cane is enchanted with various defense mechanisms, but little do people know it’s actually connected to the Wizarding Wireless Network (Kaz’s guilty pleasure is listening to The Weird Sisters)
since his parents left him virtually nothing, Kaz started thinking of ways to earn money in his first year and ended up starting a black market - which is basically Kaz and his crew selling banned items to Hogwarts students
the secret tunnels leading out of Hogwarts have proved to be excellent ways for Kaz to sneak in contraband
when he first set eyes upon Inej his brain went into overdrive, because Merlin’s beard she’s so adorable and her melodius laugh was the best sound he’d ever heard
Kaz finally gets the courage to ask Inej on an official date in their fifth year, but come Saturday he still doesn’t know where they should go and they just end up chilling in the Astronomy tower, a blanket shielding their bodies from the cold stone floor, munching on Chocolate Cauldrons and enjoying the scenery below them
Hogwarts awakened in Kaz a new hope from the moment the letter arrived, and as he goes down for beakfast with his friends, holding hands with Inej, he starts thinking that maybe there is some good left in his messed-up world
For RWBY and JNPR, has Pyrrha ever asked any of you to help with Jaune's training? If so how did it go? (Asked by spikeoshields)
Ruby, smiles with her hands behind her head:
Pyrrha didn't ask any of us to help Jaune. Jaune asked himself! He told us all the story of how he came to Beacon, and the whole Cardin disaster too. We all agreed to keep his secret and help out however we could.
Ruby, jogging in place:
I'm helping him on cardio and endurance! He's not bad, he's not falling off the treadmill anymore!
Weiss, closing a book on Glyphs:
I'm helping him with Dust, he had absolutely no understanding of the intricacies of the material, but little by little, we've gone through lessons and lessons. He's relatively versed on the subject now, I have to admit I'm proud.
Blake, wakes up from a cat nap she was having on Weiss's shoulder:
Huh? Jaune? Yeah, yeah. I've helped him with stealth, he was incredibly clumsy and I could hear him from a mile away when we started. But he's come a very long way, and it takes my...well, extra ears to hear him, up until he gets close.
Yang, rubbing the back of her head, her other hand on her hip, a very embarrassed smile:
Well...hand to hand combat, and...yeah...he was in the infirmary for the second and third lessons. Whoops...
Yang, quietly, and a little upset:
I'm still aching from the punishment Pyrrha gave me....
Nora, taking a sip of 'Everybody likes grape':
Pain tolerance! Jaune wasn't excited for it! Pyrrha even had to leave the room! I could actually land a punch on him without him freaking out on the second lesson. The first he just panicked and passed out before I even got him.
Jaune and I are working solely on meditation, to unlock more of his aura. It's difficult. His mind is a maze. But we are making progress.
jim leaning over to gently kiss spock on the cheek when he does something cute in public and spock blushing so hard and trying to keep his poker face but he still leans into jims side just a bit and smiles the tiniest smile
1,912 words | fluff; warnings: language. ↳ roommates au + lee jooheon
a/n: this idea came to me when i was thinking of an old drabble i wrote for haikyuu!! heh, i hope this was ok!
There’s only one rule to life: Never piss Yoo Kihyun off.
Let’s repeat that once more. Never piss Yoo Kihyun, the pink-haired bastard -ahem- hamster off. Especially if you want to get one measly thing like the desired roommate.
Rule #2: Always make sure there’s water in the ramen before you ever shove into the microwave.
Because somehow, unbeknownst to you, Jooheon managed to do both things though the former still remains to be the biggest mystery. You try not to ask why, not that it bothers you as much as you figured it would’ve in the first place. It’s been working out, living with him though he has his moments where you’re not sure what to say or even do. Not out of genuine, heart-clenching fear, but the kind of heart-clenching fear that leaves you in not only wonder but restlessness.
Lee Jooheon’s quite attractive, you’ll admit. He looks pretty terrifying when he has a set jaw and an unreadable expression washed over his features, but the majority of the time you’ve seen him donning a shower cap (he made you promise to say nothing of it), a smile curved on his lips, and dammit, his proximity a lot closer than you ever anticipate. You actually kind of miss the time when he avoided you for a day and a half straight after catching him with a loofah and a very familiar tune to “What Makes You Beautiful” playing in the background though (again) you’re sworn to secrecy that this event never makes it out of the apartment ever. Regardless, it’s all too undeniable that you enjoy your time with your newfound roommate, even find yourself awaiting a new day, wondering what sight you’ll see then.
ronnie is such a sweetheart. i love her to death and she’s so bi for betty
cheryl??? is making me feel things
kevin was just a teeny bit improved from last week but also vaguely biphobic no thank you
CALL HER OUT JUGHEAD!!!!! FUCK IT UP CALL OUT HER PEDOPHILIC MANIPULATIVE ASS!!!!!!!!!!
i’m honestly going to astral project myself into the show and murder ms grundy myself if she doesn’t get her ass in jail soon i swear to christ
archie is trying so hard to be a great and upstanding dude but she’s ruining him. protect archie andrews 2k17
literally every scene with jughead in it was good. so good
the confrontation about grundy? great. making up at the game? smiling??? outstanding
the look of shock on his face when archie defended him!!!!!!! b o y
jarchie is real
reggie mantle is a bi with a massive crush on jug and he doesn’t know how to flirt. reghead is also real kids
he’s like the physical embodiment of that tweet “when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said “get out of my school"”
josie is sapphic. that cover is gay as fuck. incredible
cherosie anyone?? yes
i still maintain: alice can choke
but i love fred and hermione. what good parents
honestly betty??? terrifying. also someone give her a hug please
if we didn’t already have the b/ughead spoilers i’d be super hard leanign towards jug being gay and/or ace from that episode. too weird and busy to get laid???? that whole archie conversation with the smile?? boy is queer
also CORE FOUR AT POPS GOD BLESS AMEN
and last but not least: HE WAS KILLED A WEEK LATER!! B I TCH WTF
Sf9 Being Jealous When You’re Close To Another Member
Inseong: Isn’t the type to confront or really express major jealousy much on the outside but could be SUPER jealous on the inside. Will constantly look over at you if you were close to zuho or something and his smile will fade just a teeny bit. The type to, if really jealous, will just call you and when you turn, he’ll return you a small smile and say, “come here for a bit I missed u~”
Youngbin: If he has a crush, it will probably make him someone that is close to you and be a very brotherly/oppa figure type of guy so if he does get jealous, he will joke around with the other members like moving you to the side away from a member like, “she’s not interested taeyang, stop trying to flirt with her.” Even tho yall know that aint a joke.
Jaeyoon: “Um? Don’t touch her too much.” Jaeyoon will bluntly say to any damn member who seems like they’re going over their boundaries. Probably is super obvious about liking you or his ass will make sure it’s clear that he does and would probably make it clear to the other members as well that he does so they know your off limits. “Yah, rowoon, watch it buddy.”
Rowoon: Would probably be the cuteass type that hovers around you all the time because if he likes you secretly, he will make sure he establishes a good friendship with you that involves alot of skinship and aegyo that people will just often assume that you’re dating. (So basically you’ll be treated like how he treats chani but 2x) Will constantly hug you away from a member or distract you with something and if your too into a member, he’ll probably hook his pinky finger with yours and be like “let’s go get some coffee.”
Dawon: Wouldn’t be too obvious like Jaeyoon but will constantly tease you and playfully whine and judge like “why are you so close with many boys???? Stop being too pretty gosh!” And whenever he sees you hanging around a certain member way too much he’ll just be like “Hey! Stop flirting you two!” Would be so ugly like that when instead he knows he should just spend more time with you if he really wants to get things running instead of interrupting and cock blocking every chance he gets.
“Oh I was saying-dawon why you here?”
Zuho: Probably would just stand there like a robot watching you get close to someone that’s not him and be awfully jealous on the inside, but would talk quietly to that member later and lay his feelings straight with them that he likes you. Would be another oppa figure so if he does everything do you and more, he’s forreal. Would be extra too and start coughing super loud or clearing his throat loud if a member starts to initiate skinship or call that member off to run fakeass chores just cuz thats the zuho way.
“Dawon, go buy some milk.” “We still have milk..”Then go get some orange juice.”
Taeyang: The sunshine would highkey become a sunset everytime you are not next to him and having fun with another member. It will show on his face even if you never really noticed, however the other members will. Wont frown or glare but it would be like a poker face sort of thing where it looks like he’s lost in his own little world, sometimes his eyes just fixated on you or the other member until they realized they’re being stared at.
Hwiyoung: Baby is also a huge diva when it comes to his member, in private he will make it clear to all his members he likes you and to back off from trying to get with u. In public, if it does still happen, he will
Look tired and like he’s done and just wants to go home. Perfect moment for the phrase “I came out here to have a good time and I’m feeling really attacked right now.” Its practically written across his face. Could also lose alot of his confidence cuz he’s a sweetheart and also he’s annoyed cuz he clearly reminded everyone not to try to get with you.
Chani: smiles and brush it off every-time you get close to another member but once he sees something serious going on between you too, he will go into his other phase and it’s not the super funny extra one, its poker faces robot/done with the day chani. Would also distract that member away from you instead of distracting you from that member cuz he’s an awkward hamster and wouldn’t know how to entertain you anyways and would just get too pressured and turn into an awkward mess.