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Homestuck: Seven Years in Four Minutes

THE BEST HOMESTUCK SUMMARY EVER

Hey there!  Maybe you’ve heard about this cool new game coming out called Hiveswap?  Maybe you want to play it but worry that without reading Homestuck you’ll be lost?  Good news, you won’t be!  But just in case, I’ve prepared a quick and extremely paraphrased summary to tell you everything you need to know about Homestuck.

LET’S GO!

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The KS fandom
  • “I’m tooooootally reading this for the plot, please don’t hurt me >.<”
  • Antis
  • 30 pages of meta on Sangwoo’s back muscles
  • Extremely gorey depictions of Bum
  • “Seungbae and Bum are gonna be endgame and I’m being 100% realistic”
  • Thirst for Choker Boy
  • “SANGWOO DADDY <3 <3 FUCK ME IN THE ASS <3 <3 <3 <3″
  • If you say Jieun had a shit personality, you’re a misogynist 
  • “Sangwoo x Prison, Bum x Freedom”
  • 2183912381932 edits of the same Sangwoo panels
  • Amount of bashing posts by antis = amount of lengthy posts about how antis should gtfo, both clog the tag
  • Does the correlation between KS and YOI equal causation or not?
  • Analysis on how Sangwoo’s moral character rivals that of a devout buddhist and he did nothing wrong ever
  • “I boycott the Seungbae chapters by not buying them”
  • Every anti post gets thirty replies from different meta blogs and slowly devolves into a circlejerk, and yet antis keep posting like a symbiotic hate conglomerate 
There’s My Girl (Tom Holland Imagine)

Originally posted by tom-hollcnd

request: “Would you mind writing an imagine where tom comes home late to find the reader asleep in the office from studying and so he carries the reader up the stairs and they wake up in his arms and it’s just cute and fluffy and leads to cuddling or something?? Thank you so much!!!! Love your writing btw!!” (requested by anon)

short summary: ^^

length: 941 words

warnings: none

A/N: just a quick/short little thing, i was feeling a bit inspired last night tbh sorry it’s shit (also ik i’m doing requests out of order i’m also sorry for that too)


Tom had had a particularly long day, as both of his flights back home had been delayed for several hours each. He was a bit peeved considering how excited he was to see you earlier in the day and take you out for dinner, but those plans came to a halt seeing as it was currently 2:15AM.

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Somehow in the last 12+ years, this woman has solved crimes, maintained her position at the top of her field, gone on digs, allowed her family back in her life, been kidnapped several times, dealt with multiple serial killers, wrote best-selling novels, saved her partner in a few instances, ran away from her partner, watched him try to move on, pretended like she could move on herself, realized she could not, witnessed her partner unable to move on, provided a metaphorical shoulder to lean on while he healed, watched a beloved intern die, finally dropped the “just partners” pretense, had a baby with said partner (and man she loves), dealt with another serial killer and all that that entailed, got married, watched her husband almost die and then go to jail, watched another member of her “family” die, had another baby, endured the gambling relapse of her husband, retired for a spell, wrote a few more books, almost lost her husband again, went back to work, is currently contending with another serial killer, let a film crew follow her around, and STILL she somehow managed to pick up two extra languages along the way. Although- they are clearly ones we’ve heard of, so perhaps it’s not that impressive. :))

I just want the confidence of Anatole… Like just imagine someone saying “Let’s get to know each other by giving a quick summary of ourselves” and you just stand up raise a shot glass and proudly proclaim “I’m hot”

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Sad baby Shatti ; ;

Shatti returned to the Jedi temple to start a slow recovery. However the thought of her Master who stayed behind to save her haunted her, and she tried everything she could to find him, with no sucess.

How to study effectively
  • Set yourself achievable goals.
    Never try to fool yourself into thinking you will read 10 chapters every day, run at least 5 miles, clean the whole house and manage 1 huge assignment in 1 hour.
    This won’t work, you know that and you’re just fooling yourself.
    Be realistic. Read 1 chapter, but actually read it, not highlight every word there. Read it again, make a summary of it, close the book, explain the material to somebody else or just write it down in bullet points. Do a 20 minute work out. Clean your table. Write 500 words of that 2k essay (or write 100 words, or 50, hovewer much you can actually write)\
  • Take breaks frequently, but not longer than 20 minutes.
    I am a big fan of pomodoro technique when studying because it gives me a sense of a timeline that doesn’t allow to check on my phone, on my email- anything. Once you decide to ‘i’ll rest for a bit’ that bit turns out to be 5 hours on tumblr and bam - you’re not sleeping at night because your deadline is due. 
    Set a timer for yourself. 25 minutes of reading, 5 minutes break. After 3 cicles make a big 15 minutes break. After another 3 cicles take half an hour. Set yourself the exact amount of time  you will work, and the exact amount of time you will rest. 
  • Turn off your Tumblr/Twitter/Youtube.
    No explanation necessary
  • Understand what you’re reading.
    I can’t stress enough about this one, because in my 4 years of studying in med school i realized just how many people try to memorize exactly what is written instead of understanding the concept.
    Listen, your memory will fail you. You’re not a perfect database that can reach for any data file that you need any time. People forget  things, this is how our brains operate. 
    Logic will never fail you. This is so important to understand to all of you in medicine, that if you understand the basic you can always draw conclusions from that.
    For example, it is no problem for me to answer the question like ‘Clinical manifestation of pneumonia’ because i understand the pathogenesis, and just draw logical conclusion. This is what clinical thinking is based upon, basically
  • Don’t do things just because everybody do them.
    Make notes for yourself, not for a pretty tumblr post. I used to spend a lot of time and money on those but they were less effective than messier quicker not very photo ready notes that i made, but those were actually more helpful.
    Notes are here to help you, not to make an appearance of studying.
    A lot of my classmates spend hours taking notes but once they come to class it’s like they just mechanically copied the textbook without actually realizing what they wrote. Which is why my point of understanding what you study is important in note taking, notes are just a quick summary you can go back to, some details you might have troubles remembering, they are helping you revise not read from when you are asked a question. 
The 100 S4 Deleted Scene Rundown

quick summary of deleted scenes just so people know what to expect and not…

Echoes
* Kane helping Emori & Murphy get down tower. Grounder side-eyes Emori’s mutation.
* The deleted intro of Gaia & Ilian.

Heavy Lies the Crown
* Raven finds Jaha taking out some angst on a hammer, tells him to get some sleep.

A Lie Guarded
* Arkadians working together to raise a wall, feat. Clarke, Jaha, Monty, Harper.

God Complex
* Short moment with Indra, Jaha, and the group in Polis.

The Other Side
* Longer/alternate version of Riley’s overdose & scene leading up to it. (death!kids playing spin the bottle, Bree goes outside in the rain) Once it gets into main scene it’s similar to the aired version but edited differently?
* Memori being cute and eating tomatoes in the bunker, Clarke interrupts to ask him to guard Bellamy.
* Monty & Harper in Rover. Monty found Jasper’s note. Harper asks if he’s gonna read it. He’s not ready yet, says “someday.”

5 tips for soon-to-be Law Students

Hello! I thought I’d share some tips that may be useful for upcoming Law students.

-Get prepared beforehand- If you have early acces to your syllabi, I’d highly suggest you print them and gather if you can, some of the material required for each course, as well as reading them ahead of time. Law, as any other science, has its specific words and expressions, so getting your hands in some of the material beforehand will provide you with some “advantage” in terms of knowing what to expect as regards the required reading material. 

-Don’t highlight- I really don’t recommend using highlighters as, when studying Law, you will be required to read a good amount of books and jurisprudence, so you might enter into a loop in which you are reading the same sentence over and over again, or going though paragraphs without really paying attention to the text, kind of like in a “robot mode”. When you finish reading, you don’t really understand in depht what you just read, but for some reason you have tons of pages colored in highlighters. Insted, just read activedly and transcrip into a summary what you think is important. This way you will easily prevent entering into “robot mode” which does not bring you any benefit at all. 

-Make creative mind maps- Try making mind maps to condense large texts aswell, because in Law you will encounter many principles, and exceptions to them, so having them in a way that’s more visually appealing may be easier to learn. I said “creative” because, rather than having plenty of the same “style” of mind maps, I’d suggets giving each of them a twist, something different to remind yoursef what concepts were involved in that map, as this may trigger your visual memory aswell. 

-Ask what you don’t know!- Try to always be as organized as you can, and reading before each class the required material, as well as making a quick summary of what you just read, as this will provide you with valuable material to ask about things you haven’t understood. It is almost vital that you know the meaning of the concepts and the application of the law, as well as any important facts of jusrisprudence, because you might be tested on facts that you will have to remember, as well as using the material that you’ve learned to apply it to a hypothetical case, linking plenty of concepts. So, knowing what you are talking about is crucial. 

-Read the suggested material- Finally, if you can, I’d recommend reading all the material provided by your professor, because they may have suggested it for a reason. If that is not a possibility, read what’s more important, and search for jurisprudence that supports what you read, if it is not provided by the text. Having plenty of sources in hand which explain a certain topic may be very benefitial for deep understanding, specially if it is a complex one. I hope this helped some of you in any way, good luck!

Questions about the Armenian Genocide that I wish were frequently asked

1. What is the Armenian Genocide?

The Armenian Genocide was the systematic deportation and massacre of 1.5 million of the 2 million Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire.

2. Why is April 24th the anniversary?

On April 24th, 1915, Turkish officials rounded up hundreds of Armenian community leaders and executed them. They would be the first of many Armenians to be murdered in the coming years.

3. I heard Armenians made this all up. How can we be so sure there actually was a genocide?

The evidence is so overwhelming to a point where the only historians to make claims that there was no genocide were found to have gotten huge research grants from the Turkish government. The Armenian Genocide is historical fact. This isn’t a debate.

4. What was “systematic” about the Genocide?

The Young Turks had a plan from the beginning and they executed that plan just as it was drawn up. First they drafted the Armenian male population between the ages of 20-45 into their army. Then they “requested” the Armenian population to turn their guns over to the government to help in the war effort.(The genocide took place during World War 1)  At this point, Armenian soldiers in the Turkish Army are deprived of their uniforms and arms. And then the events on April 24th, 1915 that I described earlier transpired. After that, the army began killing at will. Armenian homes had no means of defense. Mass deportations ended in mass graves.

5. Who or what are the Young Turks?

The Young Turks was a Turkish Nationalist Reform Party. It was led by Talaat Pasha, Enver Pasha, and Djemal Pasha. These three together were known as a dictatorial triumvirate.

6. Why won’t the United States recognize the genocide?

This may seem so small and so simple but it’s the truth… Army bases. The US doesn’t want to lose Turkey as an ally because they’d lose a critical/strategic safe zone in the middle east if they did. You could also argue they just don’t want to stir up trouble in a region of the world where more trouble doesn’t need stirring up.

This is just a quick little summary. If anyone has anymore questions regarding the Genocide please ask me! I will answer everything to the best of my knowledge!

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Hi, I was just wondering if you could give a quick summary of moves/fighting forms that are characteristic of each traditional element? I really love all your gifsets :)

Hey, thanks! 

I’ll try my best. 

Airbending: Focuses on agility and being light on one’s feet using soft movements. Benders traditionally use the arms most, utilizing their staffs as well. Also, they use lots of spins.

Earthbending: Has an emphasis on staying rooted to the ground. A strong stance and arm movements are what characterize this bending technique. While Toph uses her feet, she doesn’t use them the way a firebender does. She keeps them on the ground, using them to manipulate the ground beneath her. 

Firebending: Makes use of both the hands and the feet, with an emphasis on punches and kicks. Firebenders are agile, but tend to stay in place unlike airbenders who move around a lot. And, unlike airbenders who usually use more defensive moves, firebenders tend to go for the attack. 

Waterbending: Like airbenders, waterbenders can be agile. Traditionally, they’re also all about redirection and the push and pull of the water, turning their opponents energy against them (as noted by Iroh). 

anonymous asked:

I was reading a fic called just dan but I can't find it anymore a quick summary dans very feminine but phils his bully until they see each other at a masquerade ball (I think that's how you spell it😂) and Phil doesn't know that dans the 'girl' he's trying to knock up all night because fans in a dress

Can anyone help find this fic?

- Tori

You Owe Me - Part 1

Originally posted by ackelsen-blog

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,398

Summary: The reader has an interview with Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. Having never seen Supernatural, the interview definitely does not go as planned. 


“Is your house on fire?”

“What?”

“Is your freaking house on fire?!”

“Um, no. I need to…”

“Ok then I’m hanging up.” Click.

Is your coworker seriously serious right now? You grab your phone again while swearing under your breath. 

“Y/N, please don’t hang up again! I know you hate me cause I woke you up. But I need a huge favor and it’s time sensitive!” Kelly almost squeaks. 

Oh, this should be good.

“Ok I’m listening.” You sigh loudly. 

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hi, @poppysicle here from ao3/tumblr.

so, i found out i was added to this yoi fic shit list thing going around & was completely confused.
i checked out their list of things they DO NOT at all like and realized my fic enthrall was the reason for it due to it touching on mental illness.

i honestly don’t see why to begin with. there are many stories of this sort. and yes, mental illness should not be used romantically–which my story does not do at all. it does have romance in it obviously between victor and yuri but the main focus is on victor’s fight against himself. i don’t know if any of you have read my fic so let me just give you a quick summary.

basically, victor had been dealing with depression for a long time. so after the grand prix final, he tried to commit but was quickly saved by doctor katsuki. victor was so resentful towards him, never giving him the respect and thanks for what he did to victor. but victor works on himself a lot and learns about not only yuri and yuri’s life but his own. he’s picking himself up one step at a time. yuri is not there to fix him, which he clearly states in the story many times, he’s there to support him.

i wrote this fic as a gift for myself because i had played basketball for years and ended up with a concussion that cause a chemical imbalance. if you have ever heard what happened to king henry viii, that’s basically what happened to me. everything about me changed but after almost a year of dealing with it, i finally came clean to my parents and begged for help.

victor is me in this story, all together.

the fact that this story is the reason that i’m on this list kinda pisses me off because i’m just here writing for my own enjoyment & for others–but because someone thinks it’s so “wrong” is kinda stupid actually. especially to the point where they have to stick me on a list with a bunch of other amazing artist/authors is sickening. what is wrong with you?

i had to get this off my chest because i’m just blown away at the fact that someone took the time to do this and act like it’s not a problem at all, even their followers?? they’re the ones recommended these hard working people to them and that’s terrible.

i thought the yuri!!! on ice fandom was full of love? what the heck happened?

Youtuber!Yoongi as a Father

And now it is time for the first Daegu prince, my highkey spirit animal, a total teddy bear with the softest smile okay his smile is so cute it’s gummy and it lights his face up so much and his smile is that one smile that makes everyone in the room :D even if they don’t know why he’s smiling, Min Yoongi aka Suga aka Agust D

  • For the original youtuber!Yoongi post, click here, for his proposal, click here and for father!Yoongi, all of the father related posts are here
  • For everyone that hasn’t read the original father!yoon post, he has one daughter and in another version, he also has a younger son, to keep this post from getting too long and repetitive, I’ll just be writing it with his daughter but the exact same would go for his son as well
  • Just a quick summary of original youtuber!Yoongi post, he has a music channel, he posts covers, original songs, album reviews, etc.
  • I have zero idea why but I feel like his channel would have a similar vibe to Ollie MN ??? that’s all I can think about with his channel rn so I’m just gonna throw it out there 
  • He’s pretty private on his channel so no one knows you guys are even thinking about kids until he writes an entire song about his feelings about becoming a father
  • He’s nervous, d efi ni tely, but he’s also so excited and in love already
  • He makes a lot of references to the bby being a girl so everyone just connects two and two and realizes Min Suga is having a lil daughter
  • He announces the birth with a log type of video where he’s just sat in his normal office set up but this time he has her in his arms and he’s introducing her with a big smile on his face 
  • “She sleeps a lot, she makes weird noises a lot, she’s just discovered she has fingers so she’s fascinated by that and I’m pretty sure I’m wrapped around those fingers”
  • She’s somehow always in his videos and it becomes like one giant game of Where’s Waldo like in what way is she gonna be featured in his next video
  • He’s got a lil cot set up in his office area bc she’s his bby and he doesn’t wanna be away from her just bc he’s working on music so she’s always in her lil cot while he films but the cot will change locations with each video
  • Sometimes midway through a song, she’ll make a lil bby coo noise (that I love so fucking much bby coos are so cute) and he’ll just get this really wide smile on his face and continue whatever he’s doing
  • Absolutely has a framed photo of her on his desk
  • They get to see her grow up a bit bc the cot gets replaced as time goes on, it turns into one of the lil bouncer things then it turns into her just crawling around then it turns into her walking around
  • He’s doing a video of him playing piano right so the camera is focused on his hands and he’s playing and his eyes are closed but then you just hear this really high pitched key get pressed by her and he stops for a minute and starts laughing
  • A few videos later, he makes a video called “The Min Toddler Song” where he pretty much gives her complete access to all of his instruments and lets her play whatever she wants and press all the buttons and he arranges it all together and adds his own rap to it and he just finds it so funny bc he edits it the way he would an actual song of his
  • Bc bless her heart she had fun doing it but just imagine giving a toddler access to instruments and sound boards and musical equipment in general, it’s a bit chaotic, messy and all over the place but he loves it so much and it just may be his favorite thing he’s ever done
  • He films her doing all of it and it’s so cute to see how happy she is to finally be able to press all the buttons and play with the piano and all the different things he has in his office bc normally he’ll let her play with his instruments if he’s holding them but that’ll be it 
  • Her hair’s in this lil ponytail and she’s in her pajamas bc it was just a day at home for them and she’s got this huge smile on her face and her smile is so identical to his that everyone just has to clutch at their chests for a minute bc o w
  • Her hair seems to be forever messy, no matter how much the two of you try to smooth it down into place but her favorite hair style is to have two braids and her fringe down bc she doesn’t mind if it gets into her eyes at times
  • She’s either in head to toe black or she’s in a princess dress no in between
  • Makes Yoongi dress up as a princess with her tbh
  • There aren’t a whole lot of pictures/clips of her actual face once she’s actually up and running around but there are a few and she looks so much like him
  • It always warms everyone’s hearts to see her bc she’s like a mini Yoongi and he’s always giggling around her bc he laughs at literally every single thing she does 
  • Gives her a Kumamon doll at some point let’s just be real so she’s always seen holding it or playing with it
  • His favorite video he’s ever filmed with her is this one video that makes everyone’s heart just o u c h, it’s a photo of him in bed, clearly having just woken up judging by the fact that his eyes are barely open and there’s a teeny hand squishing his cheek bc bby girl had pressed her hand to his cheek in her sleep
  • “How do I move her hand without waking her up I can’t edit like this my laptop is on the other side of the room”
  • But there are a few reasons he loves it so much, it’s not just bc it’s a cute video
  • He loves it bc whenever he watches it, he remembers how twenty minutes after he’d filmed it, she woke up and gave him her lil sleepy smile and her hair’s sticking up in every direction and she was so oblivious to the fact that she’d woken him up at 7 in the morning and hadn’t let him fall back asleep bc every time he tried she’d shift around and end up sprawled across him or has her foot pushing against his side or her hair in his face
  • That video just reminds him how much he loves her, how much he loves the small moments like that where she’s his cuddle buddy and regardless of how uncomfortable it can get sometimes, he wouldn’t change it for the world and treasures every moment he spends with her
  • “Good morning angel”
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Peter Quill x Reader

Requested by: Anonymous

Warnings: angst | triggering  (Just a quick little one-shot)

Summary: Peter flirts with Ayesha in front of you, his girlfriend, and makes you jealous. He doesn’t realize this until much after the event, and tries to make it up to you.

Wordcount: 741

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