just a pet or

anonymous asked:

I don't think elf Dan could "trick" elf Phil into taking weed, he would instantly know what it was and what it did. Elf Phil tricking elf Dan however...

Holy hell that would be hilarious. 

Yes elf!Phil is a prankster just like real Phil (I mean, just think of the whole “Can Your Pet” situation - Phil’s cheeky little glances at the camera whenever Dan thought the game was cute) 

inthelandofthewildthings  asked:

I'm polyamorous and mentioned to my girlfriend that i was trying to find a nice pet name that I could use /just/ for her. She said that was a good idea, and has taken to using mothman as my term of endearment. It is fantastic and I thought you'd appreciate hearing about this

1.) I love happy, healthy polyamory, and this ask made me so happy. Smooch her face for me, and then tell her to smooch your face for me. This is seriously so cute.

2.) Poly Cryptid Nickname Girlfriends has the same number of syllables as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What you do with this information is entirely up to you.

How to care for your wolf (pet play version)

I see a lot of posts about “caring for your kitten” and “caring for your puppy” but there are definitely some major differences when taking care of a wolf. You can try these on other pets too, these tips are not only for wolves, but this post is wolf-centric. (this post is not just meant for owners in reference to their pet, some of these bullets can and should be used for pets toward their Alphas.)

  • Always have beef jerky handy. Beef jerky is a wonderfully tough snack that wolves enjoy taking their time to chomp and chew on. Not just beef jerky, but any snack that involves using their molars to tear the treat apart.
  • Give them space. Most wolves enjoy time to themselves, unlike kittens and puppies who enjoy constant attention. Just because they don’t want to be touched in that moment doesn’t mean they don’t care about you.
  • Distance ≠ dislike. Going back to the above bullet, just because some wolves enjoy time to themselves to do their own activities and figure things out, this doesn’t mean they love you any less. They enjoy solitude to collect themselves and relax. So try not to hover if they ask for space, because it’s definitely nothing against you.
  • But don’t forget to show them affection too. Wolves are known to be stand-offish and sometimes cold, but they do have a soft spot and like to be pet, scratched, brushed, etc. (once trust is earned, that is.)
  • Take them for walks in the woods. While puppies and even some dogs might be domesticated enough to enjoy a walk through a suburban town, wolves need to get back to their natural element. Be sure to exercise them in the woods by climbing over fallen trees, running up and down hills, or even going in a creek/river.
  • Be patient. As I stated before, wolves can be stand-offish and cold, but that doesn’t mean they don’t want companionship. It will take time for a wolf to trust you, so take every chance to show them that you are trustworthy, but don’t rush it and don’t hover. You will smother your wolf and most likely scare them away.
  • Groom your wolf. Try to coax them into the tub for washing, to keep them clean and healthy. If they do not want you to wash them, then offer to brush your wolf, apply lotion, or even brush their teeth. Keep your wolf hygienic, while also respecting their boundaries. (this activity also serves as a bonding exercise.)
  • Stubborn, but not unteachable. Some wolves, no matter how reserved they may be, enjoy learning tricks. They enjoy a sense of accomplishment. It may take them a little longer to catch onto the tricks you’re trying to teach, but again, be patient with them and make sure to use treats as a reward for them.
  • Plan skill-worthy games. While some puppies like to play simple games like fetch, a wolf likes something more. Plan games that flex their brain muscle, like skill games. Trial and error until you find one your wolf likes, and once they get used to and learn that game, move on to the next.
  • Wrestle. Wolves can be violent creatures, and they enjoy a little physical release. So, (with permission, of course) grab your wolf, pin them down, throw them onto the couch, let them get out some of their aggression by fighting back against you. If you want to assert your dominance, a firm bite to the shoulder or back of the neck will put them in their place if they get too rough.

astatheloner  asked:

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

the salty af munday meme || @astatheloner

  • ☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?

; let me get out my pet peeve bible: 

People who try to control your muses. Not just in ( god modding ) but I mean — like, say things they THINK your muse would do or say, to their character.  Because that’s the reaction they want out of your character.

If your character is being MEAN to their character, — they don’t want that. They want your muse to baby their muse and treat them like a special lil shit.  EVEN though your character isn’t like that ??? lol— it doesn’t matter. They don’t want that response, and they think it’s stupid/rude and that everyone should be nice to their muse.

Please, I strongly dislike that so much. You have your own muse to fucking deal with. If Ramsay or any other muse — is an ass or whatever to your muse. Deal with it. If you don’t like it— go write a fanfiction about how they all live happily ever after and you can make that muse worship your muses ass. IDC.

Just let people do what they want with their muses :) :) because it’s annoying. k? k.

Drarryisms that I want to see more of (please)

~ Draco growing out his hair and letting Harry play with it, braid it, decorate it with flowers and just bury his face in it

~ Harry and Draco getting a pet snake because, in a sense, it represents huge parts of themselves and what they’ve been through

~ Draco taking Harry’s glasses and wearing them because he doesn’t want to admit that his eyesight is shit

~Harry and Draco having to ride on the same broom because Harry was stupid enough to leave his at Ron and Hermoine’s place and Draco pretending he’s annoyed that Harry insists on flying it but really he doesn’t mind because that means he get to wrap his arms around Harry’s waist and rest his head on his shoulder

~ Ron and Hermoine’s children not being able to decide whether they like Draco and Harry visiting or not because even though they’re both kinda really hot, all Draco does is make snide remarks about their red hair and flying abilities and all Harry does is half-heartedly scold him whilst looking smitten as fuck

Get cracking all you amazing writers and artists out there :P

P.S. When reblogging try and add your own, I didn’t have all that many :)

Day6 As Shit My Friends Have Said Pt. 2
  • Jae: "A pecan is a kind of bird, right?"
  • Sungjin: "Do not touch me with those filthy hands you fucking piece of filth get away from me"
  • Young K: "Burger King is for royalty, like myself. McDonald's is for plebeians, like yourself. It's simple math."
  • Wonpil: "How much do you think my smile is worth? My mom said it's priceless but my dad said probably like $5 so now I'm conflicted."
  • Dowoon: "I'm so sorry I'm late sir I saw the cutest dog in the world and I couldn't just not go pet him."

You know how sometimes you just look at your pet or a family member, and they aren’t even doing anything, really, but you see them and just suddenly all you can think about is how Good they are and how much you love them, like really Love Them?

that has been me with Taweret feels all day and I’m so okay with it


having chani as your boyfriend:

  • this youngin would be a blushing mess all the damn time
  • like if u caught him staring at u he would instantly crumble into a cute pile of embarassment (and that would be a lot bc i swear this boy would stare all the time)
  • the members would know that if they wanted to get him off his game, all they would have to do is say your name (this would cost the competitive maknae to lose numerous v live games)
  • would go from cocky demon maknae to soft boyfriend in seconds upon u entering the room
  • would be v v v v shy to show any type of skinship in front of the guys bc he know he would get roasted but he would sneakily hold ur hand behind his back or somethin like that
  • wouldn’t be very for pet names lowkey just bc he likes the sound of ur name so much (like music to his ears)
  • when u guys were just chillin without anyone else, his favorite position would be his head in ur lap while u stroke his hair
  • would be so cuddly n soft in private
  • soft soft soft soft
  • ok i’m done
  • this boy would definitely be a boob guy
  • hands down
  • no questions asked
  • kang chanhee = boob guy
  • i feel like he’d really enjoy just resting his head on ur chest and staying there for a rlly long time
  • *hyperventilates* idk if i’m ready for this but…….. chani…… *takes deep breath* would be a cuddling god
  • there is no question that if u were spooning, he would be the little spoon
  • but, this boy would prefer to face u and snuggle his little head in ur chest and just stay there forever
  • i also feel like he’d make little pleased noises bc he’s just so comfy
  • but he’d also leave ur chest for a second to look up at u with lil puppy eyes and tell u that he loved u (and u would probably die right then and there REST IN PEACE)
  • ok
  • i’m dead now
  • bye

Originally posted by ohjuho

silvenarts  asked:

I'm not that good at making headcanons and all of mine aren't anything special but *shrugs loudly* Some of my klance headcanons is that lance would totally braids keith's mullet when either of them are stressed, they both find it calming. Keith always has midnight snacks, especially when he couldn't sleep, He got into a habit of bringing something small back to Lance, in return Lance makes him breakfast in bed every second day (with hunks help)

this is so beautiful and pure i feel so happy, i just want to lie down and roll around in the fluff?? like all day?? s o c u t e?? im 100% behind hair playing and lance bein lowkey rlly in love w keith’s mullet, i feel like he’d totally just have an obsession w touching it n petting it and it makes them both smile aa, also bringing snacks and making breakfast?? i need this, this is so good thank u 

  • I’m the one who taught you how to love. 
  • No need for goodbye. I’ll see you on the flip side.
  • Do you like who I am or do you miss who I was?
  • I’m the only non bitter person at this bitter ball.
  • Cold, manipulative, good hair. You really are my daughter.
  • How’s my dress? It screams safe and predictable. Am I right? Or am I right?
  • I don’t deserve to be loved.
  • Great. Then my work here is done
  • God, you’re hot… now go away.
  • I couldn’t miss it. You really are hot in a suit. I would love to just… 
  • I know not to pet one. 
  • No rules,____. Don’t you remember? No rules. 
  • Yeah… based on your choice in women, I’d say otherwise. 
  • Stop. I already know the question and it’s answer…
  • We’re gonna have so much fun together. 
  • I win, what`s my prize? 
  • You hate me, huh? That sounds like the beginning of a love story, ____, not the end of one.
  • The truth is I`ve never loved you
  • You loved me once, you can love me again
  • Why did you keep this picture?
  • Love, hate, such a fine line. I can wait
  • I guess you don’t hate me as much as you thought you did.
  • I will kill everyone that she loves, while she watches, and then I will kill her while you watch.
  • I love you, ____. We will be together again. I promise.
  • Do you honestly believe that I don`t have a plan B? And if that fails a plan C and a plan D. You know how the alphabet works don`t you. 
  • I will always look out for myself. If you`re smart, you`ll do the same
  • Better you die than I
  • Don`t be such a grump. We`re here together. We might as well make the best out of it. 
  • You can hate me, but we both want the same thing. And you know..I always get what I want. 
  • If it’s any consolation, I’m glad you’re not dead.
  • I don’t know. You kidnapped me remember, I’m kind of out of the loop.
  • Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would you want to live? 
Prompt Challenge: Day 51

It’s Love Your Pets Day. The topic is pets. 250 word minimum.

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Originally posted by averytheawesome1

This prompt is for February 20th. The deadline for your submission is March 5, 2017.

Before you ask let me just say you don’t have to love pets. Write about why you don’t love pets, or why you’re indifferent. Talk about not being able to have pets if that’s your situation. Talk about first pets, unusual pets, or why you dislike someone’s pet. Explore the topic. Write whatever you’d like! You’re brilliant and you’ve got this!

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