just a glorious moment

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That stream truly gave us so many great moments. Have some random headcanon doodles cooked up with help of the usual suspects @spinetrick @professor-cinnamon-roll @thesnadger

summersaltturn  asked:

"Have anyone told you you have the most intimidating nostrils I've ever seen?"

“Yeah, I won an award, junior year,” Derek answers, frowning at his new IKEA (bought and built, all in a soft Henley sweater; Stiles knows, he supervised) book-shelf, like he hasn’t just finished a seven hundred page tome on Egyptian artefacts. A seven hundred page tome on Egyptian artefacts alone.

Derek Hale: epic nerd and assembler of easy-to-build IKEA products. Of course, Stiles thinks, cursing his stupid Professor and DIY kinks. Why not? The worst part is, he doesn’t even think those kinks are sexual. It’s just….a thing. That he has. A Derek thing. The Butterflies That Live In His Stomach were trying so desperately to move on with their lives, too. They’d shopped around. Hired a real-estate agent. They were ready, goddammit!  

Derek settles on a book - Stiles is pretty sure it also has the word ‘artefacts’ in the title - and sighs, all feigned nostalgia, and glances over his shoulder. “It was a golden nose, too. Across the bottom it said,” he pauses, grinning, “Stiles Stilinski needs to get a life.”

Stiles opens his mouth, clutches his chest, because rude much? Is it his fault Derek’s nostrils belong in some kind of anatomy museum? Is it his fault his Saturday nights are spent playing video games in his underwear, when his week days are spent chasing down monsters and researching things like how Scott and Erica managed to contract chicken pox when stabbing them does, like, nothing? (Except get Erica excited because she’s a beautiful, terrifying weirdo.) The moment he tries to tell Derek this, however, a copy of - is that Pride and Prejudice? - is thrown at his head. 

Stiles doesn’t know if he’s more offended when Derek rolls his eyes when it misses him, or the concerned look that crosses his face when the book sails past him and lands in an empty pizza box, like Derek is worried if it’s okay or not. 

And to think, Stiles was going to screw up his courage and finally invite Derek to see a movie this weekend. In an actual theatre. Where people go to be normal. Well, the laugh is on Derek because Stiles is going to buy the big popcorn and he’s going to enjoy it all on his own. 

Yeah, that’ll show him. 

~

“Has anyone ever told you your eyebrows could star in a disturbing kid’s movie about caterpillars?” 

Stiles is drunk. No, he’s wasted. Hammered. Loaded. Completely and utterly shit faced. Which is probably why instead of ending up on his ass on the floor, Derek just pinches the bridge of his nose, tips his head against the back of the couch and says, “what.” Not even a hint of inflection.

This dude, Stiles thinks, and then laughs because, ohmygod, Derek is this dude now. Not that dude or whoa, what are you doing crawling through my window, dude? but this dude. And that’s kind of beautifully heart warming, in its own way. 

Really, Stiles should write into Hallmark. It could be a trilogy. A Gay Trilogy ™. Bisexuals on ice. Except, without the ice because Stiles doesn’t know how to skate. Can Derek skate? Stiles totally bets Derek can skate.   

Speaking of Derek, he’s got this little crinkle on his forehead now, right between his eyebrows, and man, they really are very nice eyebrows. Animated but nice. A little dramatic but nice. Murderous but nice.

“What,” Derek says again, looking more confused than annoyed by the second. Stiles really wants to kiss him.

Instead, he stares. Stares and stares and stares.

Shit.

Slapping a hand over his mouth, he begins laughing uncontrollably and before he knows it, he’s clutching his sides and has his face pressed against Derek’s chest, because the hilarity is killing him. 

Because this is them now. Drinking peach-snaps at Derek’s loft, on a couch filled with throw pillows. Throw pillows. One is even soft and pink and frilly and another has a picture of the pack on it. Granted, no one is looking at the camera but Derek, Boyd and Kira and Derek is not so much looking at the camera as yelling at Stiles (holding the camera) for eating his secret stash of cookies, but it’s nice. It’s a nice picture. There is a plain black pillow too, of course. Somewhere. Stiles might be sitting on it, actually. He figures one can only expect so much when it comes to sour-wolves but Erica glued little cat ears on it last week and Derek said nothing. Fuck, he’d even smiled.

It says a lot about what a secret softie Derek is when it comes to vulnerable, drunk-ass people, because he doesn’t push Stiles away; just lets him laugh and laugh until he passes out, drooling on his chest. 

When Stiles wakes up, Derek’s sweater is pretty soaked through but he hasn’t moved an inch. He does, however, tell Stiles he snores like a deranged goose and that he owes him a pastry later.

He doesn’t even ask for a specific kind, Stiles chastises in his head, falling back to sleep. He’s in love with a pastry idiot. 

~

“Do you know when you smile, you brighten up the whole damn room?”

The question clearly catches Derek off guard because he falls head first…into a duck pond. 

Stiles’ first reaction is to jump in after him - he hates to admit it, but he gets a little nervous around water when Derek is with him; there have been several incidents where he’s unconsciously grabbed Derek’s hand in order to drag him away from pools and, one time, a very large puddle - but when Derek emerges, wearing his someone is about to die face, Stiles can’t be held accountable for the way he falls to the ground because, yup, that’s a tiny, outraged duckling perched on top of Derek’s head.   

“Oh my god,” he yells, rolling onto his back and kicking his legs in the air. He feels like a kid, grabbing his stomach, water practically pouring from his eyes. This was, quite possibly, the best day of his life.

Normally, Derek would be yelling threats - several, in fact, some in Spanish because he’s a show off - but he just stands there….in the middle of a fucking pond. The duckling is still sitting on his head, like he or she plans to set up home there and it’s so adorable Stiles thinks he actually coos out loud.

Still, Derek still doesn’t say anything. Not even when Stiles coos again, very, very deliberately. (And Scott said his middle name could never be Danger, pffft.) Stiles can’t actually guess what Derek is going to do but he doesn’t care. He looks a strange cross between wanting to murder someone - namely, Stiles - and a little kid who was told they couldn’t get a puppy only to get one on Christmas day anyway. 

Mostly, he just looks lost. And wet. Very, very wet. Somewhere out there, someone is playing It’s Raining Men and Stiles wants nothing more than to share this glorious moment with them. He’s just in the process of taking out his phone to at least snap a photo to send to the pack when - 

“Did you mean it?” Derek asks, and man, those water droplets just keep on running, don’t they. 

Stiles grins. “Did I mean for you to fall into a pond and adopt a new feathered friend? No but I think we can all agree-” 

Stiles.” 

Derek growls and it would be effective - at least in getting Stiles to help him out of the pond - if it wasn’t for the fact his ears were turning a little pink. A lot pink, actually and - 

Oh.

Sitting up, Stiles drags his butt over to the edge of the pond.

“Yeah,” he says. “I meant it. I mean, smiles can’t literally light up rooms, I know that, but when you smile it’s like…” He sighs and flaps his arms, suddenly nervous, hitting Derek in the process. The duckling practically glares at him and Stiles briefly wonders if he has competition here. 

Right. Better make this good then. He clears his throat. 

“It’s like, everything just makes sense for a little bit, you know? I look at you and it’s not that smiling is rare for you, at least not anymore, but it’s still pretty thrilling to see it and when you do I’m like, that’s some quality shit right there but then I get confused because it’s like, do I wanna punch it? Kiss it? Pet it? Who knows. Usually it depends on what you’re wearing.” 

Derek blinks and Stiles groans because, yeah, he just said that out loud. In real time. To Mr McGrumpy himself. Who is currently not reacting.

Great.

“Uh, I mean,” he attempts to correct himself but it’s too late. Derek is already slowly pulling him in and pressing his lips to his in what is the single most innocent, chaste kiss of Stiles’ life - because, you know, duckling and head movements - but somehow, it still manages to be perfect. 

“Nice,” Stiles whispers, after, waggling his eyebrows.

Derek snorts and kisses him again.

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“Turn it off,” Derek whines, nuzzling further into Stiles’ neck. “This is why I leave my phone in the kitchen. Like we discussed.

Stiles tries to swat him, ends up kissing his temple. Sue him, he’s tired. “Says the person who can afford to leave their phone in the kitchen. We don’t all have supernatural hearing, asshole.”

Derek whines again. “You also have the worst taste in ringtones.”

Stiles gasps, suddenly sitting up. Well, he tries to. When your boyfriend is made of muscle and is half lying on top of you, it makes moving a lot more difficult. Not that Stiles is really complaining. Much. “I’ll have you know Bushes of Love is a Star Wars parody classic.”    

Derek rolls his eyes, Stiles can feel it, says, “just answer it, sweetums.” 

“Ugh,” Stiles grimaces, “I already told you I’m sorry for the pet-name thing. It was an accident!”

“Calling me your ‘slutty buddy’ in front of your dad was meant as a pet name?”

“It sounded better in my head!”  

Derek groans and wraps an “exasperated” arm around Stiles’ waist. Oh. So. Exasperated. Stiles grins. “Answer. Your. Phone.” 

Stiles finds his phone on the fifth try.

He has fifteen missed calls, all from Erica. Texts too. Every single one is a link to some article online, followed by a string of heart and eggplant emojis.   

Young Love and the Ugly Duckling’,” Stiles reads, clicking on the link. “Uhhh, Derek?” He prods him. 

What.” 

There’s a picture of us in the online Beacon Gazette,” looking into each other’s eyes, like a pair of love sick fools, Stiles wants to add because, wow, is he really that obvious when he looks at Derek? To be fair though, Derek isn’t much better and he is the one with an angry bird on his head.

He prods Derek again and again until he finally gives in, makes him look at the phone. 

“Huh,” he says, blinking at it. “Fred looks pretty pissed that I’m kissing you.” His face breaks out in a smug grin and Stiles rolls his eyes. Hard. 

“You are aware Fred is a duckling, right?” 

“Yes.” Derek grins harder, showing all his teeth, although his cheeks do colour slightly when he catches Stiles’ eye. 

Stiles sighs, totally not fond. “They couldn’t have come up with a better title, though?” he asks, brandishing his phone. “The Ugly Ducking, really?” 

Yeah,” Derek says, frowning. “I mean, I wouldn’t go as far as to call you ugly.” He laughs and Stiles smacks him across the chest with a loud, “hey!”

They both turn back to look at the picture. 

“We look so stupid,” Stiles whispers, shaking his head and biting his thumb. We fit, he thinks. We look like we fit. 

Leaning in, Derek smiles at him. “We do,” he agrees, burying his face back into the warmth of Stiles’ neck, muttering something about home and content and stupid Star Wars parodies.

Stiles snaps a selfie, captions it goals, and sends it to Erica. 

A little birdie told me it was @o0o-chibaken-o0o‘s birthday and I couldn’t write anything long, but I could share one of my own favorite headcanons.  Happy Birthday!


Can we just imagine for a glorious little moment the way Draco is obsessed with Harry undressing.

Draco is so much more meticulous and proper when he takes his clothes off, folding them before setting them on the floor, but Harry is anything but, chucking his clothes off in an impatient, wrinkled mess upon the floor.  

The first time they’d fooled around Harry had yanked his shirt off over his head so quickly he had knocked his glasses to the floor.  Draco had pushed him back onto the bed laughing, mumbling “Eager much, Potter,”, but his own erection was pressing so firmly into Harry’s thigh that it was obvious the other boy wasn’t the only eager one.

But after that, when the undressing was still exciting (but possibly a little less frantic because now they knew it wouldn’t be the only time they got to see each other naked), well then Draco felt like he had time to really look.  He liked the way Harry’s calloused fingers reached back, grabbing at the back of the collar of his shirts, before he would yank on it and then lift it off his head in one fell swoop.  It was such a masculine way to do, so careless and uninhibited.

Draco liked the way the muscles above Harry’s jeans would ripple when he did it, making him itch to reach out and drag his nails across warm, tanned skin.  But his favorite way was to watch from behind, to watch Harry’s strong fingers curl into the fabric, watch the way it would go taut against the spread of his shoulder muscles as he tugs on it, and the way those muscles would move just above the base of his spine, the two dimples above his arse highlighted by the movement.

Draco had never realized that watching someone take their clothes off could be sexier than actually seeing them naked.

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‘Do you gentlemen seriously wish to start this ruckus?’ x

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the sheer, glorious badassery that is Shaun Gilmore? No wonder Scanlan suspected that he was a dragon. It took me a while to recover from the scene in which they found him on the brink of death D’:

There are so many things that need fixing up, and my background-drawing skills are next to non-existent, but I’m too tired to work on it any more.

Watch on qinaliel.tumblr.com

Just a reminder that the forehead kiss was important enough to include in a promo for 6.10 The Winds of Winter. source

Morning Cravings (Blurb)

A/N: Okay loves here is something to hold you over until Redemption Part 2 is finished! I kinda got inspired looking at some pics of Shawn (oops). Enjoy! Feedback is appreciated! :) P.S This is not edited I apologize in advance.

He’s got you good. Stripped on the bed, Shawn’s bed, on all fours as his arms are wrapped around your thighs. It’s filthy. You’re both so fucked for each other. Craving each other, but he craves your taste more than anything. His head in between your legs slowly mouthing damp kisses on the inside of your thighs. His lips causing you to elicit soft moans of praise.

“Come on darling, spread those pretty legs a little more for me. I wanna see you,” he whispers bringing his hands up your thigh as he attempts to pull your legs further apart.

You comply and move as your told. His tongue slides between your wet folds painfully slow causing your body to go numb with pleasure. He’s admiring how soft you are, how sweet your soaked cunt taste on his tongue.

Your pussy is aching, clit twitching with desire between your swollen lips as you feel his tongue inside you.

He is more experienced than when you first met. He knows you. He knows exactly what places to touch and exactly how to use his mouth to make you scream. He loves to eat you out from behind, so he can get delicious handfuls of your ass while doing so. He’s so in tune with your body that he knows exactly when to hold off and tease you just before you can come. He always wants to hear you whimper and beg just a little longer before giving in and letting you come all over his tongue.

You anticipated this all day while Shawn was gone to work. You tried to get him to stay at in bed, but he promised if you let him go get things done at the studio, he would take good care of you the moment he got home and Christ he was doing a damn good job at it. He was eager for you as soon as he stepped through the door. He dropped to his knees to slide your panties off the second you asked for his mouth. He loves when you beg and loves even more to make you come. He thinks you’re the most beautiful when your whimpering his name.  

He’s using his fingers now—Christ those fingers—sliding slowly across your slit causing your back to arch in pleasure as his name tumbles from your lips. Fingers are tracing your cunt, teasing you before finally finally entering inside you. You gasp, squirming beneath him, desperate for more, not knowing just how bad you need this from him until you were sprawled beneath him. Without thinking you whimper, “Shawn, please.” He pulls his fingers out of you making you ache as he groans. He loves listening to you when your desperate for him like this so he had to prolong it for just another glorious moment.

“Yeah—fuck what is it love? What do you want?” he grips at your ass again mouthing kisses down your lower back as he admires your bare body. His words make you groan. Shawn loves being vocal in bed even though he wasn’t for it at first. He was shy the first few times but now, he can’t get enough of it and you personally don’t mind.

“You—your fingers Shawn. Wanna feel you so bad baby. Make me come. Use your tongue your hands something.”

He growls at your response giving your ass a light spank. That is all it took for him as he dive back in, devouring you like you are everything he wants, everything he needs, muffled moans of sheer euphoria shooting through him, adding to the vibrations already rocketing through you. He is rutting against the bed to find some sort of relief as he fucks you senseless with that sinful mouth, taking you to farther than you could ever fathom. Your hands, reaching for something, anything to hold onto as the sensation rolls through you. You grab the bundle of the sheets in front of you, your nails digging into it, your arched, completely at his mercy. Wave after wave of pleasure assaults you as Shawn pushes you higher and higher until the orgasm explodes through you, so amazing, so strong, that you become a moaning mess underneath him.

When you get your breathing back to normal, you turn around and pull Shawn into a heated kiss and push him down onto the bed. He rests his hands behind his head and stares up at you as you straddle him, running your hands down his chest never breaking eye contact. Your hands make it to his thighs and you see his jaw clench. You smile innocently down at him.

“Now, my darling,” you say as you move down his body to his cock, “it’s my turn to take care of you.

As a fandom we have let the spanking incident pass by far too quickly…..jimin didnt get spanked in front of thousands of people for it to be non relevant after only two days

Before watching The Lego Batman Movie:

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Watching The Lego Batman Movie:

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After watching The Lego Batman Movie:

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Yes, and there’s Fitzpatrick, freed of his own kinks and defects. And here’s the glorious news: this is just the moment of conception! Out in this place there are three men, all former disciples of mine, all connected by a common thread … betrayal. Find them, little moth, and immortalize their mortality in my Quadtych. Go

You know who doesn’t get enough appreciation? Fat lesbians.

I mean, don’t get me wrong me wrong - lesbians of all body types are glorious, no doubt about it - but let’s just all take a moment to appreciate fat lesbians specifically.

Fat femme lesbians and fat butch lesbians…
Fat lesbians in crop tops and pencil skirts and fat lesbians in plaid shirts and sneakers…
Fat lesbians with body hair, tattoos, piercings…
Whatever your style, whatever you wear or however you express yourself, it’s all good.

Stretch marks and cellulite are markers of womanhood - let’s honour them. Let’s value the women in our community who have full, generous curves…women with tummy rolls and double chins and proportions like a Willendorf Venus. You’re gorgeous. You’re all gorgeous.

So to fat lesbians who proudly celebrate their bodies and fat lesbians that are still learning to embrace their size…wherever you are, we see you and we love you 💕

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