“Hanahaki Disease is an illness borne of one-sided love, causing flowers form and grow in the lungs of the unrequited, the petals coughed up with increasing frequency. If the love is not returned, the flowers filling the patient’s chest will eventually prove fatal.”
I don’t care what you believe. As long as you aren’t going out and hurting people or advocating for people to get hurt, I’m cool with you. I wouldn’t be able to get every single person to agree with me, anyway, so we may as well coexist in peace.
When your mom doesn’t think you’re paying attention to the movie/TV show you’re watching together because you’re on your phone when in reality, you’re already looking up fanart/fanfics for a new ship you found revolving around said movie/TV show.
Pidge and Keith probably have the biggest potty
Like Pidge has very colourful language, and uses
a variety of curses at random
It freaks out the rest of the team because she’s
so small, and the language she uses can be so vulgare at times
Lance and Hunk laugh whenever she swears around
the team; Shiro is appalled.
Like how could one so smol and innocent be able
to curse like a sailor!
doesn’t really care either way His own foul language is mostly composed of the
word ‘fuck’, which he uses frequently in different tones depending on the
Like when his lion gets hit, or he loses a round
in training, it’s a short and angry ‘Fuck’
When he’s pissed off at someone it’s a loud
burst ‘FUCK off!’ or ‘Fuck you!’ that makes the rest team jump in alarm
When he’s annoyed it’s a drawn out ‘fuuuckk’
And when it’s Lance nuzzling at his neck it’s a soft,
He also flips people/aliens off a lot, and will
often end a conversation by holding up two middle fingers and walking backwards
out of a room
Shiro doesn’t really swear, out loud anyways.
He curses a lot in his head though, but has a
really good poker face, so no one ever knows what he’s thinking
Besides “patience yields focus”
He almost lost it a few times with Slav though
Hunk tends to swear only when he’s in really
stressful situations, but they aren’t actual swears
They’re more like utterances of ‘darn’ and ‘crap’
It’s hilarious and Lance will nearly piss
himself laughing whenever he “curses”
Hunk once dropped a plate of space goo and
muttered ‘oh for craps sake’ and Shiro, absolutely straight faced, said “Language
Everyone went silent, and Hunk looked ready to
die of embarrassment not knowing if Shiro was being serious or not
But then Keith, of all people, began to chuckle,
and the gig was up
Now whenever Hunk curses they all go “Language
Hunk,” and Shiro mumbles something about a ‘swear jar’
Lance also tends not to swear, seeing as he came
from a large family with smaller children
He tends to use playful expressions like ‘what
the cheese’ and things like that
There are times, however, when he’ll switch to
Spanish, which is like, level two anger for Lance
He can string long Spanish curses together and
go on a rant whenever he feels the need, and it’s entertaining to watch, seeing
as he’s very expressive with his hands, but also a bit intimidating, since none of them know what he’s saying
Sometimes he’ll just spout a bunch of random
words to make his rant a little more impressive
He’ll also murmur Spanish curses whenever he and Keith go at it, which Keith loves, since it means Lance is in an entirely different world of pleasure
Level three swears for Lance are scary.
Like, he is pissed off.
When Lance uses actual swear words you know you
done fucked up
Allura and Coran swear as well, but in Altean,
so the others don’t really know what they’re saying (like with Lance)
Coran uses his curses efficiently, sticking them
into conversation wherever he feels they’re needed
Allura, on the other hand, is much like Pidge,
and has an impressive vocabulary when it comes to curse words
Coran is used to it for the most part, but there
are times when she gets really mad and he has to remind himself that, yes, she
is a princess, and not some ruffian raised in a bar
The others pick up certain words as well, and
use them randomly, which is all very comical, until Lance accidently called an
important diplomat a word he heard Allura use once, and said diplomat happened to know the Altean
Needless to say Allura had to do some extensive
ass-kissing to make up for that one
Coran decided to teach tell them what the words
meant after that, and the team had never seen Lance go so red
- growing up not realizing that mood swings aren’t normal. it was a shock finding out that most people don’t have emotions that fluctuate frequently. being confused bc it makes no sense for people to not have their emotions change whenever an emotional thing happens?? like what do they DO all day????
- relating to things is gr8 bc relating means identifying, and having another misc. thing to add to your forged identity is great.
- not being able to form opinions for some godforsaken reason?? it’s like splitting on ideas and it fucking sucks. “that person has a good point! no wait, THIS person has a better point!! no, no, that’s wrong, this is what’s right. acTUALL-” it’s neverending.
- having an identity??? what does that even mean.
- “tell me about yourself” ??????????????????????????????
- the best “identity” you’ve got is just a bunch of random facts about you.
- you have no concept of different opinions when it comes to personal morality. if somebody believes something that you think is wrong is actually right, then they’re automatically a Bad Person.
- using every possible opportunity to talk about yourself.
- people not saying anything in the tags when they reblog your post feels like a personal offense.
-randomly fantasizing about terrible things happening to you?? like your dog dying, or being attacked in the middle of the night. just because.
- your favorite color, season, animal, etc, depends on what day it is.
- that “NOTHING is my fault, how fucking dare you attack/accuse me??!?!” mood.
Seventeen have been doing a bunch of random, chill vlives recently just to hang out with us, and I noticed that Seungcheol always shows up at some point to like “check on the kids” and say hi to Carat. Cute leader 💗
Okay in response to my crytyping post and all the people asking about my race
I am white, yes. I’m very aware that crytyping was originally done by racist white people who were being called out for their racist behavior
It was still ableist then
And the jokes, especially the ones made on my post and many others, are really fucking ableist
I frequently misspell words and sometimes have to quadruple check to make sure I have everything spelled right and have the right verb tenses
Here i am wkth autocorrect turned off–in a fairly stable mental stste. Notice how easy it is for me to make mistakes even wien im not in distrwss. Imagine if i qere in distrwss typing this–it would look a lot worse
I know real crytyping is more like what I just typed, not a bunch of random keysmashed and space like the jokes show
Pretty sure your inbox is full with the cute headcanons so I'm gonna drop in something different. Imagine years after the main plot and everything is said and done, Sakuya lives with Mahiru and Kuro. The three bond with each other. Mahiru especially tries to make Kuro and Sakkun to get along and it slowly works along the year. So when Mahiru finally dies (out of old age or an accident, you're choice), Sakuya and Kuro are left to comfort each other from the pain of losing of their sunshine :'D
I FREAKING WANTED TO SHED A TEAR WHEN I FIRST READ THIS AWHILE AGO. BUT THIS IS HONESTLY ALL THAT I WANT FOR THEM AND MORE.Ahhh I am absolutely WEAK for this ot3, please don’t look at meeee.
I don’t want to imagine Mahiru dying ;__; but if I had to pick a way I would say old age. (cause at least he gets to live a fuller life that way. ahhhhh my heart someone kill me now) BUT ON A LIGHTER NOTE I cracked myself up imagining Mahiru starting tower over both of them as he gets older. I even made some quick sketches for it cause its too good to think about:
(I am unsure about Mahi’s height cause manga said 5′4 but wiki said 5′5 but who cares)
Who knows if Mahiru gets REALLY tall or not, but the thought of it just makes me giggle so hard. Poor little vampires stuck in their teenaged bodies forever.
how does one draw an older Mahiru??? I doubt he would change that much because simple™ lolololol
Sakuya and Kuro are not sure how to feel here. Also like you said anon, I really like idea of Kuro and Sakuya becoming closer over the years, especially after Mahiru passes. Not becoming romantically involved or anything, I imagine a more platonic love. That’s way better for them in my opinion. Besides Mahiru always did want them to get along. ;w;
This is exactly what I have planned for my “After End” AU~ (well, minus seeing Mahiru’s death) just a bunch of cute and random domestic life things from these 3, and the petty competition for Mahiru’s attention that goes on for awhile. HAHAHAAAHHA.
I have a lot of ideas for this because of how much I love both individual ships and this ot3 in general~ <3 Thank you for sending anon now I will go cry some more.