just 30 more characters to go!!!1

I think, or at least I hope everyone experiences this, there’s a pivotal stage during growing up and gaining maturity when you realise just how much you’re worth. maybe it’ll be after you’re mistreated in a relationship or by friends or whoever, but a certain level of confidence will come from it. some people will think you’re stuck up, but you’re not. you’re just over the bullshit, over people undermining you and putting you second when you should be first. it’s when you realise you should be the protagonist in your own damn life instead of the pointless secondary character only there entertain the former – it’s when you open your eyes and go “holy shit, I am worth so much more than how I’ve been treated”. and can I tell you, if you haven’t felt this yet, look forward to it, cause it’s the most freeing feeling you will probably ever feel

30 Day Psychonauts Challenge

Greetings, dear Psychonauts fans!

I am sure this kind of thing has been done before, but I wanted to try it out anyway.

Starting on Friday, May 5th, this official questionnaire will begin! If you don’t know how this works, basically starting from the 5th of May, you will be answering each question I post per day, and you just add #30daypsychonautschallenge as one of your taglines to your post so others could see it, including myself :) Simple as that.

Now, I will move on to the questions you will be answering, and then the rules right after!

1. Favorite character?

2. Least favorite character?

3. Favorite level?

4. Favorite music?

5. Favorite camper? (Discarding Lili and Raz.)

6. Favorite asylum inmate?

7. Favorite enemy?

8. What moment/s made you feel emotional?

9. What are the funniest moments? (This game is filled with them, so go crazy and add as much as you want! … Or in this case, go “psycho” *does Raz’s dorky laugh*

10. Favorite battle?

11. Best quotes (same rule applies for #9.)

12. OTP? (One True Pairing.)

13. Favorite power?

14. Favorite outfit?

15. Favorite friendship?

16. Favorite camp counsellor?

17. Beautiful moment?

18. Inspiring moment?

19. Scariest moment?

20. Do you own any merchandise of the game?

21. Your persona? (Person you strongly relate to)

22. Guilty pleasure character?

23. Favorite dog artist in Black Velvetopia?

24. Favorite animal wrestler?

25. Favorite memory vault?

26. Cutest moment?

27. What character would you play as besides Raz if you had the choice?

28. Most annoying enemy?

29. How did you get into Psychonauts?

30. What are the things you want to see most in Psychonauts 2?

RULES:

1. If you can’t choose just ONE answer for certain questions, feel free to list more than one!

2. I would prefer it if you go into specific reasoning for your answers, especially for the ones involving characters. Doesn’t have to be an essay or anything! It could just be a sentence for all I care.

3. Let’s say you put Raz as your favorite character, and one of the reasons why is because you can apparently relate to him. I prefer it if you saved the relating details for #21.

4. Ex: If you put Dr. Loboto already as your favorite character, don’t put him again for favorite inmate, but instead your second choice. Same goes for campers.

5. When I say “favorite enemy” this isn’t referring to Oleander or Loboto, but rather the ones you face in people’s minds like the Censors, wrestlers, Den Mother, etc.

6. If you REALLY don’t have a second favorite for campers, inmates, or camp counsellors, then it’s perfectly ok to put a character you already put before from a previous answer.

7. This is a questionnaire for both Psychonauts AND Rhombus of Ruin combined.

8. Beautiful moment could be something like a touching scene or just visually impressive. Up to you.

9. I know this is corny, but… Have fun!

anonymous asked:

do you have any recommended reading for donna troy? I want to read some stuff that has her in it but idk where to begin

Bro I have had a word doc open on my laptop for five months waiting for this ask. But I’m going to just give you some important ones; keeping it simple really, because Donna is probably one of the most complicated (confusing) characters in DC, okay? Enjoy!

Teen Titans v1: #22, 23

New Teen Titans v1: #1-2, #8, #30, #38

Tales of the Teen Titans: #42, #45, #48, #50

New Teen Titans v2: #7-8, #18, #19, #20-21

~who’s ready for some retcons~

New Titans:  #50-54, #55

Wonder Woman v2: #47-48

New Titans: #85-88, #90-92

Team Titans: #3, #5, #6, #21-22

New Titans: #118, #119, Annual 11

~more f-ing retcons!!!~

Wonder Woman v2: #121, #123, #131-136, #178, #186

Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day: #1-3

DC Special: The Return of Donna Troy: #1-3

JLA v2: #41-44

Titans v2: #1-4

JLA v2: #49, #50, #53, #60

Blackest Night: Titans: #1-3

Titans v2: #20, #21

Wonder Woman v3: #1-4, Annual

archiveofourown.org
Mr Zeller and Dr Price and the Curse of the Mummy. - Chapter 1 - ElectraRhodes - Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/30
Fandom: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jimmy Price & Brian Zeller
Characters: Jimmy Price, Brian Zeller, Cast of Original Characters
Additional Tags: This Dangerous Game AU, casefic, Outside Canon, victorian london
Summary:

Mummy’s going missing across London seem like the least of Dr James Price’s worries, but when their owners start turning up, rather dead themselves, the Curse of the Mummy seems like more than just a superstition.

“‘Dr Price what is that? He looks, he looks, and I can scarce believe it, as though he was frightened to death!’

'He does Mr Zeller. He truly does. And the victim’s not doing too well either’

'Dr Price’ admonishes his assstant, 'you really shouldn’t. His poor Mummy’

The two men look at one another and try very hard not to laugh in an utterly unacceptable albeit understandable way.

'That’s very good Mr Zeller’ whispers Sgt Matthews.

The three men share a moment of silent mirth. The Mummy lying abed next to Lord Falcon provides a tidy counterpart to the deceased Peer. Indeed the maidservant who’d brought morning tea hadn’t noticed at first that it wasn’t her Ladyship.”

Updating several times a week. Think of it as the Victorian version of Team Sassy Science. Tags and characters added as they become relevant.

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Top 10 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. characters as voted by my followers
Number 01: Daisy “Skye” Johnson   
Something impossible just happened. What are you going to do about it?

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HEY I’M TAKING TRADITIONAL COMMISSIONS!!

colored sketch pages like above, $30 including shipping in the US! if you want the original, that is ($25 if not)

price nay vary, the more complex, it’ll go up!

i’ll be taking 3 slots, not first come first serve! just hit me up here or at tweiseman97@gmail.com with your ref or character!

i can do humans, anthro, feral, monsters, ect ect!!!

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thank you!!!

Makai Ouji 30 Days Challenge

I’m surprised no one made one so far, so here you go! Nothing too original, pretty much the basic stuff,but you can still have fun with it.

Day 1 - How did you get into the series?
Day 2 - Favourite Male Character
Day 3 - Favourite Female Character
Day 4 - Most Anticipated Chapter
Day 5 - Your Opinion On The Anime
Day 6 - Favourite Pairing
Day 7 - Favourite VA/Seiyuu From The Anime
Day 8 - Least Favourite Pairing (or one you just can’t imagine)
Day 9 - Amon Or Mamon?
Day 10 - A Character You Think Deserves More Love
Day 11 - Favourite Rivalry
Day 12 - Top 3 Characters With Best Designs
Day 13 - Character With The Saddest Backstory
Day 14 - Choose A Cute Panel From The Manga
Day 15 - Funniest Moment
Day 16 - Favourite Volume Cover
Day 17 - Top 3 Characters That Are Most Stubborn
Day 18 - Character You’d Like To See Crossdressing (xD)
Day 19 - Favourite Villain
Day 20 - Saddest Moment
Day 21 - Least Favourite Character (or one you just don’t care about)
Day 22 - Top 3 Characters That Are The Cutest
Day 23 - A Character You’d Like To See On A Cover
Day 24 - Character You’d Cosplay (or already have)
Day 25 - Pick A Quote
Day 26 - Most Epic Scene Ever
Day 27 - Favourite Fighting Scene
Day 28 - Top 3 Characters That Always Make You Laugh
Day 29 - Your Pick For Hell’s Interim Ruler (you’re the Elector now :3)
Day 30 - What Kind Of Ending Would You Like The Manga To Have (Happy, Sad, etc.)

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Hello everyone! My drawing tablet is currently in a bad state and I can’t draw properly because of it, the pen sensitivity has become unstable making it hard to control it without giving full pressure on it so I am only able to do doodles/sketches/cell shading. It’s really bad timing because I have finally saved up enough for a desktop ( I’m using netbook only ) and now I have to save up again for this new drawing tablet. I’ve already troubled my parents enough so it’s time I do this on my own. So.. here are the prices!


Commission Prices ( PAYPAL )


I don’t do:

  • Ecchi Scenes ( NSFW )
  • Kissing scenes ( NSFW / innocent type kissing is okay )

  • Gore ( Extreme ones )

  • Animals 

  • Muscular People

  • Complex Armors

  • Realism

I am okay with Undertale characters though! Furries, Mecha.. etc as long as they’re an Undertale character.
Sketch Commission $ 8 - $12Doodle style. With 1 or 2 colors of your choice.
Simple Coloring $15 - $25Soft-like cell shading.
Fully Colored $30 - $40Detailed soft coloring.
Just message me if you’re interested!

The prices vary in Bust Shot, Half Body and Full Body. If the character is a bit more detailed in their design, there will be additional charges.
I am not doing detailed bgs atm so they will all be in simple/gradient designs.

I will start on the commissions once I saved enough to buy the drawing tablet! I’m only going for the small affordable one though!

Thank you very much to those who will take interest! Reblogs are very much appreciated to help spread the word! Sorry about my way of explaining, I’m not really good at english. ; u ;
I’m also going to make a separate blog where I upload the commissions so I’ll be more organized!
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✩ ~ Ironicmemeing’s  (Outdated but still usable i guess) Art commission price list ! ~  ✩

More examples in my art tag

Edit: at this point i’ll accept steam games as payment as long as the price is equal to the picture’s set.

SLOTS;

  1. open
  2. open
  3. open
  4. open
  5. open

(sorry this was very rushed)
(if you cant buy anything reblogging will help)

-please read everything before ordering !-
LOTS of Info bellow (sorry people on mobile)

Keep reading

30 Day Satan and Me fandom Challenge

Day 1- Favorite male character

Day 2- Favorite female character

Day 3- Favorite thing about the series

Day 4- Least favorite thing about the series

Day 5- Favorite ship

Day 6- Person who has the best piercings

Day 7- Favorite quote

Day 8- Character that just does not deserve the shit they go through

Day 9- Character that deserves way more shit to go through

Day 10- Favorite non-supernatural character

Day 11- Least favorite character

Day 12- A scene that makes you sad

Day 13- A scene that makes you laugh

Day 14- The first characters you shipped

Day 15- Favorite update

Day 16- Most surprising moment of the series

Day 17- Most ridiculous moment of the series

Day 18- Character you relate to most

Day 19- Character you’d want to be best friends with

Day 20- Dream cast for a movie/TV series

Day 21- A character you grew to love

Day 22- A character you don’t love anymore

Day 23- Least favorite plot line, arc, or scene

Day 24- Overall favorite scene

Day 25- A minor character you love

Day 26- A song that reminds you of the series or its characters

Day 27- Most precious cinnamon roll

Day 28- Most precious sinnamon roll

Day 29- Something you wish was in the comic but wasn’t

Day 30- How did you get into the series

Thoughts of an Outlander Cheerleader

This blog contains some of my thoughts on Outlander (show and books). 

I was inspired to write a blog (which I rarely do) because another blog (link below) brought up some points about Jamie and Frank in the “books vs. show” debate. Some things struck me about the blog. The blogger states that:

Outlander mentions Jamie 1636 times vs Frank’s 199 (a ratio of 87.83)
Dragonfly in Amber mentions Jamie 1832 vs Frank’s 133 (a ratio of 92.74)

and then says “It’s also quite obvious who is the more important character. Can’t dispute hard data, Ron.“ The problem with this is she uses these numbers to compare the amount of Jamie vs. Frank in the book vs show, but never actually says how much they appear in the show, which is a necessity of you are going to compare. So, I thought I would.

How I counted: Even if he is not in the shot, if he is in the scene I counted it. So when Frank was talking to the Reverend, even if the shot was on the reverend, I counted it as a Frank scene, because well, he was in the scene. Same for Jamie, except sometimes Jamie is in the background. So while I still counted the time he appeared onscreen, if the scene wasn’t on him (for example when they go to Castle Leach in the beginning of Ep 102)

Season 1: Jamie appears in 396:30 mins vs Frank in 50:56 mins, a ratio: 87.13
Season 2: Jamie appears in 380:05 mins vs Frank in 27:12 mins a ratio of 92.87

Virtually the EXACT same numbers!
There is as much of Frank as is in the books when compared to Jamie.
She was right in her quote “It’s also quite obvious who is the more important character” just wrong about who Ron gave more importance too.  The more important character is Jamie in the show, And yes, we can’t dispute hard data!

Some people complain that there wasn’t enough Jamie compared to the books. Well, this is also false.

Total running time of season 1 is 14 hrs 28 mins.
Jamie was in 46% of season 1 this is much more than he appeared Outlander.

total season 2 is 12:09:55 hrs
Jamie in season 2: 52%, again more than he appeared in DIA

I really hope people stop exaggerating the amount of Frank in the show and minimizing the amount of Jamie. It is insulting the Sam and the production. If people re-read Outlander and DIA just reading Jamie parts (like I have), you will thank Ron and Company for adding more Jamie. If anyone knows how many pages actually Jamie appears in Outlander and DIA, please let me know for a full comparison (I’m going by rough estimate of the books and memory)

Now if you want to question the "type” of Jamie, that is a debate, but as so many people interpret the books in different ways, I’m not sure that can be solved. But I will say for myself, I have yet to see someone mention one single characteristic that Jamie has in the book that isn’t portrayed in he show. Not one. To me, it’s the same character and he is true to the book.  I had a good exchange with the blogger regarding this. I understand that she wanted to see more of “her Jamie” in the show. And I feel bad that she and others feels like they missed out.  But as a huge fan of the books and the show, I saw the Jamie I wanted to see. I saw the same Jamie that is portrayed in the books and I know many other people did too. Sam did an excellent job bringing him to life.

We get a TON of stuff from Jamie’s POV and what he was doing that wasn’t in the book, or it was just mentioned, something Claire tells the reader. But the reader doesn’t experience it.  In the book the whole thing is from Claire’s eyes. She is in every scene, it is all through her experience (which as Diana has said is biased). The first two books have always been Claire’s story to me-she is telling it. In the show, halfway through season 1 and into virtually all of season 2, we see what Jamie was doing when he wasn’t with Claire.  For me, from then on the show has become Jamie and Claire’s story (which isn’t how I experienced the book)

It is a fabulous show. Does it get every single detail “right”? No, I don’t think so. Claire starting to take off her ring in Ep 201 comes to mind. Not including the scaring in Ep 213 too. Not including flashbacks of Jamie in Ep 114. And why could the show not include some more iconic lines from the book, like “your face is my heart”? I can think of scenes in the show that could have been shortened to include 5 minutes of extra Jamie and Claire sweetness. That doesn’t mean I didn’t see many beautiful scenes between the two of them in BOTH seasons. Great moments that were not in the book. Their beautiful hug after Prestonpans. “It;s as if I stepped outside on a cloudy day, and suddenly the sun came out” in Ep 107. All the eye sex in Episode 103. “Come find me, come find us” in Episode 204.

I understand (but don’t agree) that there are fans that don’t like Frank, and complain that he is more likeable in the show. This seems like a strange complaint to me. Most of the supporting characters on the show have been adapted to make characters more likeable, Rupert, Murtagh, Angus, Geillis, Dougal and yes Frank. Why is Frank the one that gets bashed by fans? I have no idea. No one complained about Geillis getting dialogue of other characters and (SPOILER) she ends up doing a heck of a lot worse than Frank could or would ever do. The show is staying true to the story overall. Yes, they’ve missed a few points, I would have liked to see more intimacy between Jamie and Claire, not that it wasn’t there, but I would have liked more. Diana has even said they’ve stayed very true to the story considering all they have to deal with. Things that fans don’t understand or aren’t aware of unless they are in the actual production. She wrote a huge Facebook post about the complications of adapting when she wrote the script for Ep 211.

Some people say Outlander (the first book) isn’t a “love triangle” between Jamie/Claire/Frank. Except it is, and that’s not my opinion, the author herself says it is in many interviews. The synopsis of the book clearly says “Claire becomes a woman torn between fidelity and desire and between two vastly different men in two irreconcilable lives.” If this isn’t a triangle I don’t know what is. Seriously. She spends almost half of the first book trying to get back to Frank. I don’t think people should minimize that. In the book, once she makes her decision at the stones, that’s it, she chose Jamie. No more love triangle. There is no more Frank until she goes back to him. JUST like in the show.

I wouldn’t agree that Ron doesn’t get the books, when he pretty much sees it the way I do. And I get the books. We all read it differently, doesn’t make it wrong, just different. But people seem to think Ron and Company should do it exactly the way they want it, but what about many of us who don’t see it that way? That see it the way Ron does? Or see it completely differently? What about fans who love the show and have never read the books? Many of them now have said that the online experience of insulting them for not reading the book, or insulting them being happy with the adaptation has ruined the fun of social media for them. I have been insulted and “ganged up on” many times for liking the show.  And this goes on in both “sides”. People insult fans for liking the show, people insult fans for not liking the show. It’s very sad.
There has never been show in history that has gotten every detail right for all the viewers. The book doesn’t always get it “right” either. Jamie calling patients at the hospital “scum”, Jamie snapping at Claire because of her morning sickness. Claire thinking of Frank as BJR is telling her about Wentworth. Jamie trying to justify him wanting to have sex with the whores. Claire never telling Jamie about Laoghaire (something I still don’t feel made sense for Claire’s character). But like the show, it’s as close to perfect as I have ever experienced.

Some people have called me “just a show cheerleader” as a way to insult me in some way. But the insult is on them. I’m proud to be an Outlander Cheerleader!

Here is the link to the very well written and thought out Blog I’ve been referring to. Just because I don’t agree with her does not mean I don’t respect her opinion. I just have a different point of view.      https://justagirlwithspirit.wordpress.com/2016/08/15/looking-for-mr-fraser/

Animation commissions are open!

For short 7-10 second clips, and animated memes, charging between $30-50. Will be more $$ for harder characters.

1 minute AMVs, or scenes, charging around $100-$200 depending on frames. (Will be a fee for harder characters)

Also willing to do 1+ minute PMVs (picture music videos), for around $50! No extra charge for harder characters. (Can negotiate on price for less detail added)

Animation examples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSTbbvc-66s

I can animate just about anything, but dogs and cats are more so my “specialty”.

I have to make a vet appointment for my puppy, go to see the doctor, refill my Testosterone prescription, and to top it off I’m moving. So I really need some help!

Please send me an ask if interested and I will send you my email to discuss details! Or you can message me through tumblr’s messaging system! I can take payment plans!

amandathenegativecreep18  asked:

I thought it was confirmed by Marlene that big A was revealed in season 6?

Big A will be revealed in season 6, yes.

Here’s how they’re doing it:

In the fast approaching season 5 finale, the audience will be given a major clue to A’s identity. As of right now we are currently suspicious of every single character who has ever made an appearance on the show! So with this finale, our list of suspicions will go down from, say the current 30, to 5. And then as we watch season six, 5 will slowly start to become 1; Big A; as more hints are dropped throughout that season so ultimately only one will remain.

When will the 5 people hinted at in this finale, eventually become just 1? We’ll get hints as the season goes on. So maybe by episode 6x04 5 becomes 4. Then by episode 6x07, 4 becomes 3. Then by 6x11, 3 becomes 2. And my guess is that in the mid season finale, episode 6x12, two becomes one and Big A is revealed.

That is how I believe they’re doing it! I just made up those episode numbers, they could be any episodes where 5 becomes 4, etc. Although I do believe the final reveal is in 6x12.
All of Keegan’s quotes, and Marlene’s quotes, perfectly align with this method.

It’s important to note that all of these mini revelations are to the audience only!!! The liars will still be suspecting pretty much everyone in Rosewood like we currently are, but us audience will have the upper hand knowing that it’s only 1 of 5 possible people.
I don’t know how I feel about that - I used to hate the idea of finding out before the liars, but I think it’s growing on me.

I love how they’re doing this revelation, if this method is correct, which I’m literally 99% sure is correct because it matches what Keegan said about finding out who A is in this finale, then Marlene clarified saying that it’s “sort of true” and that it’ll “be revealed as we watch”.

Only 6 more episodes until our first major hint!!

OFFERING COMMISSIONS! OH MAH WHAT

HEY THERE EVERYONE

YEAH YOU

Have you ever wanted a musical theme composed for your pony OC?

WELL OF COURSE YOU HAVE

Then you’re in luck. If you’d like an 8-Bit chiptune style theme composed for your character, I’ll do it for $15! That’s right! Just $15 little smackers!

aLL YOU NE- … sorry, caps lock and italics were still on… All you need is a PayPal account, a picture (or two! more is better!) of your OC, and a short description of his or her personalities and characteristics! That’s all!

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED: Send me an email! It’s “MandoPony at Gmail dot Com”, yo. Send me your character info, and I’ll evaluate it, and we’ll go from there!

You only pay me if I agree to compose your character’s theme – and then, you get 1 free rewrite (just in case my first attempt stinks!) … I’ll finish your 1:30-2:00 long theme within 1 week of payment, and I’ll even throw that theme up there on dem youtubes! Wowzers! Ain’t that sumthing??

But I hear you now. I hear you saying this: “BUT MANDERPONE. WHAAAAT IF I DON’T LIKE CHIPTUNES. WHAAAT IF I WANT OTHER MUSICS FOR MY OCCCCC”

WELL THEN YOU’RE IN LUCK

Because I’ll compose instrumental music for your OC using other synth instruments and/or real life instruments (like dem guitars an’ whatnot) for $50! The price may be a bit lower or higher depending on what you’re wanting, but it’ll be somewhere around that price range for the final product.

WHOA BIG MAMA! SIGN YOU UP YOU SAY? WELL THAT’S JUST DANDY

All’s you gotta do to get this ball a rollin’, is hit me up on the gmails and LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN, AMIRIGHT? BADDA BING BADDA BOOM THAT’S SOME PONY MUSIC FOR YA.

thanks for your time.

(also you can reblog this to spread the word kthx)

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WHOA THIS GOT DELAYED IN POSTING BUT WE GOOD!

I’m opening icon commissions just like above!
They’ll all be holiday/winter themed!
Doesn’t have to be Mabinogi characters, I’m fine doing OCs, furries, animals, whatever!

+ Each one is going to be $15! Paypal only!
+ I will do couple/matching icons! They will be $30!
+ If you’d like one, please send me in a submission/fanmail with references! If you want anything specific (like costumes or scenes) please let me know then! I’m going to be asking for payment once I confirm your submission.
+ I’m only opening a certain number of slots right now but I’ll be opening more as I go through the ones I get!

Slots:
1) [TAKEN!]
2) [TAKEN!]
3) [TAKEN!]
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5)
6)
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Shoot me a message if you have any questions!
THANKS YALL AND HAPP HOLIDAY MONTH

Writing Commissions!

BOSH BOSH SHOOM SHOOM WALLOP, DOSH

Here’s the deal. Family financial circumstances are looking like for the next few months, things are going to be kind of tight. We’re not in dire straits by any means, but suffice it to say that I’m going to have to look for my own way to pay for the constant streams of Archaeopteryx foie gras and lapsang souchong my genteel lifestyle has accustomed me to. As such, I’m going to shove aside my general wariness of making people pay me to smack a keyboard repeatedly and open myself up to the wide world of paid labor.

I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC SKILLSET

I’m not even going to try and lie to you guys, my writing skills are all over the board. However, if there’s one thing I do well, it’s waxing verbose about fictional philosophies. Oh, and scribbling about sex, I guess. And making people cry. Those last two might be synonymous, I’ll have to check with our legal department. The point of this is, here’s what my giddy ass is prepared to do to win your hard-earned cash.

  • God tier title breakdowns, like back in the day. Since these will be for money, they’ll be much more formal; I’m thinking actual subsections devoted to things like Class/Aspect Interpretation, Metaphysical Role, Personality Archetype, Unlockable Abilities, and maybe even a full Echeladder. 
  • Up to 1500-word short fiction numbers. These are the most flexible things I’m planning on working on; they can be hard fan fiction, original character nonsense, general fluffy feelgoods, soul-crushing sadness, or whatever. Just make sure you have character references close at hand so I don’t end up turning someone who’s supposed to be Nora Valkyrie into Sasuke Uchiha.
  • Homestuck SBURB/SGRUB/SWHATEVER fan-session analyses. I dabble in this already, but I’ve always been loath to go the whole nine yards because of limited time and incentive. Now, however, both of those things are largely of no consequence, so I can finally live up to my full potential as a glorified compatibility generator. Input player classes, interests, and general weapon choice, and I’ll be happy to offer such services as Victory Probabilitrix, Bottlespin Romance-a-tron (in human and troll flavor), Planetary Configumancy, and Infinity Plus Twelve Sword Prediction.

Now, since half of the commission process hasn’t been covered yet…

ONE MILLION SPACEBUCKS?

I have scoured the interwebs for a somewhat standardized writing commission pricing index, and what I found was the Shivering Isles. Everyone seems to either want essentially nothing for writing Atlas Shrugged, or want a pile of gold-plated Ferraris for writing a haiku. However, I have settled on a deal that will probably not make me look like an extortionist or a contortionist.

  • Up to 1500 words: ½ cent per word (up to $7.50 USD)

This seems fairly reasonable; if I’m not writing you more than like two pages, I don’t think I should expect you to throw tenners my way. This also fits the entirety of the Short Fiction category up there, which means that if you just want to make two of your characters fuck, you don’t have to break the bank.

  • 1500-3000 words: 1 cent per word ($15-30 USD)

Some of the title essays and session analyses will probably extend up into here, since they’re going to be more intensive. This is also probably as high as I go; I rarely if ever reach 3000 words on my own. 

I am also fully willing to negotiate pricing, since financial restrictions are the entire reason I’m doing this.

EDUCATIONAL DECREE NUMBER TWENTY-THREE

Please be aware that while I’m totally open to explicit writing and what have you, I do have some practices that need to be prohibited. I don’t do non-con, and I really really suck at BDSM things. Yes, I am aware that this declaws blackrom for many of you. No, I’m not going to make exceptions on this. I’m a sissy, it’s sad but true. Other than that, I’ll let you know if you contact me with a kink that gives me an uncomfortable feeling in my sub-cockle areas, but that’s the only real hard and fast “no” I’m going to give.

Non-canon god tiers are allowed. I’m not going to tell you that you can’t be a Spy of Cause or a Wraith of Blaze, but it will make my interpretations a bit looser, since I’ll be making up a lot of it on the spot.

VOICE MATCHING WILL BE USED TO ENSURE SECURITY

If you’ve gotten this far and you’re still interested, you can submit a request via my submit box and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. This isn’t to make your life hard, it’s mainly to separate the loads of god tier quote asks I’m pretending don’t exist in my askbox from the people who are prepared to risk their money on me. 

In addition, my email address is lightlucario321@gmail.com, and I’ll be more than happy to keep in contact that way if you want a more reliable method of submitting and keeping track of commissions.

THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT

This means a lot to me, and if anyone can help to pitch in, that’d be wonderful. I’m very new to the world of commissioned artwork and what have you, so I apologize if I fuck up a bit, but your patience is incredibly valued. Thank you all a lot.