just fly high

Do you stress about flying on an airplane?
Is that thought only going on in my brain.

I’d like to travel across country by train
In a sleeping car speeding through the rain

Pack my car for road trip fun and game
Or cruise across the sea, I find perfectly sane.

Something about flying so high in the sky
Makes me uneasy. Always thinking, “is this goodbye?”

Hey hey hey HEYYYY! 👏👏👏Put cha sniper rifles up🔫🔫! Gerard’s in the house 🏠owwwwww! As you can tell from my accent I am from Paris, France 🇫🇷! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this👦🏻! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes 👵or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was buh buh buh Bi 👫👬! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I got into overwatch 👊👮 that I discovered POTGs 👐👐, I mean I like to get healed🏥, y’all I am just flying as high👆 as Jack’s receding hairline👴! OKUr! POTGS really do help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Route 66 where they film the TV show Deadlock Gang! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like ana’s vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a baguette collector because if it ain’t bread🍞🍞🍞, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR🖖✌️

I’M FLYING

MAN. this ep.

i am dead.

The pancakes! 

And  the intimacy!

And the affection!

And the musical preview!

And Killian’s velvet Burberry blazer!

‘Scuse me as I flail!

Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

Dolly to the audience after she walks down the staircase: Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Dolly’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Yonkers, New Yawk🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my sunday clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered old trombones and old batons 🎺🎺 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to the lights of 14th street ☀️ that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, then I went to Vandergelder’s hay and feed 🌾🐴 where the spread that manure around 💩💩 Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

on the first day of school
  • teacher: so tell the class a little bit about yourself
  • me: Hey hey hey HEYYYY Put cha lighter’s up! Ganja’s in the house!!! ow ! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this ! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies, I was guh guh guh GAY! Okaaaay! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered Marijuana, I mean I like to smoke, y’all I am just flying as high as your receding hairline! OKAY! Marijuana really does help me calm down, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds! Now, y’all, it’s very dry, it’s almost kinda like your vagina! Can I get an amen?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger because if it ain’t green, HUH I’m not interested! OKCURRRRRRRR!
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Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

My Jason Todd Headcannons

- Jason as a kid would go to a public library when he had to run away from bullies. He would stay there when it rained really heavily and the librarians would get fond of him and give him a bit of their leftovers. He still visits the same library and hides out in his old reading nook.

- Jason as a kid saved Leslie Tompkins once when she was walking home from her clinic and some guys ganged up on her. He threw garbage bags at them. They chased after him and he got seriously hurt. Leslie patched him up.

- Jason used to really tiny and grew to the biggest in the bat brood. Little wing came from his unusually small size. He always thought Dick was mocking him and his stature. 

- When Jason became robin most villains if not all noticed the difference immediately and made fun of him constantly. Comparing him to Dick calling out his moves is like a clumsy bag of bricks compared to the more graceful first boy wonder. Even though Jason could fly just as high as Dick sometimes. 

- Jason would follow Alfred around just fascinated by the general idea of the butler. He would just as for stuff from Alfred and get it and it made him feel like he had power. He would mostly just ask him to reach stuff for him. 

-Jason rearranged the entire Wayne library to dewey decimal system. Bruce couldn’t find anything for days. He felt embarrassed to ask where his research material was. He’d ask Alfred to fetch what he needed but Alfred had difficulty finding things. (He’s a butler not a librarian) When he got into the Villains Archive Bruce grounded him for a week.

- Jason is slightly OCD everyone mostly wrote it off as a habit to make sure he had everything and nothing was lost. Stuff was stolen a lot in crime alley so it was better to have everything organised and laid out so you can see if something was missing. Alfred appreciated the help and was glad that he could manage himself.

- After him death Jason would wash his hands under steaming hot water because he just can’t get warm (which is partly why he loves Kori so much. She radiates warmth) 

- Jason has howled at the moon once. He was drinking with roy on top of a wood cabin. Wolves howled back.

- Jason watches Wonder Woman fight compilations on the bat computer. At first he was just interested in looking up Diana because she was hot and skimpily dressed,  but after seeing her throw down and learning she was actually related with the gods of greek mythology he’d read. He got absolutely hooked.

- He even tried to imitate Wonder Woman’s amazonian fighting style. When he teamed up with Donna Troy she noticed and repeated the moves he tried to do so  he could see it in action in front of him.

- He can totally do the Black Widow thigh kwon do thing 

- As a kid he’s been backed in an alley armed with only a metal trash can lid like scrawny Steve Rogers in First Avenger because he pissed off some douchebag unfortunately he totally got his ass handed to him. 

- I have no if they were kids around the same time but little Anarky and Jason meeting in the same library and Anarky talking about overthrowing the man and the ills of society as they fight over a a comic book (the comic is V for vendetta) they both want to take out

- A lot of Robin Jason’s fighting consist of picking up whatever’s nearby and bludgeoning baddies over the head with it knocking them out.

- Alfred sees himself in Jason. When he was younger he was stubborn and hot headed in the same way. As much as he cares for Bruce and the other kids he’s taken under his wing. He understands how Jason feels the most because it’s obvious. Batman and the other kids under his wing masks their emotions. 

-Jason is mostly a quiet shy introverted kid he would often disappear into the library and read away his emotions. He acts super angry because that’s the only way a little kid like him gets any attention. When he got ignored and shoved aside he would get louder. He got angry. 

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Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

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Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃