just fly high

there’s acid falling through the ceiling
and a monster screaming constant lies
telling me to drink
until i pass out and hopefully die
there’s a pack of cigarettes laying on the floor
i’ve learned to love the taste of it
it’s practically filtered death and smoke
but who am i to judge my brain
it works in the most mysterious ways
while cold and sleepy with a hint of sad
i always find pleasure in me dying fast
so i’ll kill my liver
and smoke out my lungs
and maybe i’ll just fall in love
because if my lover breaks my heart
that’ll set everything off the edge
the charts will fly
i’ll just stay high
on a thought of dying
not being alive
a distant world
i’ve lost connection with
has anyone seen my bottle of gin?

Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

Hey hey hey HEYYYY! 👏👏👏Put cha sniper rifles up🔫🔫! Gerard’s in the house 🏠owwwwww! As you can tell from my accent I am from Paris, France 🇫🇷! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this👦🏻! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes 👵or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was buh buh buh Bi 👫👬! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I got into overwatch 👊👮 that I discovered POTGs 👐👐, I mean I like to get healed🏥, y’all I am just flying as high👆 as Jack’s receding hairline👴! OKUr! POTGS really do help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Route 66 where they film the TV show Deadlock Gang! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like ana’s vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a baguette collector because if it ain’t bread🍞🍞🍞, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR🖖✌️

night king one hit KO’ing a dragon with an ice spear is aesthetic af, and night king x viserion is the new otp.

on the first day of school
  • teacher: so tell the class a little bit about yourself
  • me: Hey hey hey HEYYYY Put cha lighter’s up! Ganja’s in the house!!! ow ! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this ! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies, I was guh guh guh GAY! Okaaaay! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered Marijuana, I mean I like to smoke, y’all I am just flying as high as your receding hairline! OKAY! Marijuana really does help me calm down, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds! Now, y’all, it’s very dry, it’s almost kinda like your vagina! Can I get an amen?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger because if it ain’t green, HUH I’m not interested! OKCURRRRRRRR!

Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

Dolly to the audience after she walks down the staircase: Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Dolly’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Yonkers, New Yawk🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my sunday clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered old trombones and old batons 🎺🎺 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to the lights of 14th street ☀️ that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, then I went to Vandergelder’s hay and feed 🌾🐴 where the spread that manure around 💩💩 Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!

I can admit I can be disrespectful of my father sometimes. But he never gets mad at me for a good reason. I’ve given him good reasons sometimes but no, it’s always me trying to gain any respect of my own that sets him off. I respect him for raising me and supporting me and supporting my decision to pursue my passion, but I can respect someone who doesn’t respect others different from himself, and I certainly can’t fully respect someone who doesn’t even see me as an equal.

Yes I understand I am dependant on him and my mom for financial help and insurance. I am very grateful of it. I don’t know what I would do without it. But that doesn’t make me his property. No you can’t take my things away, I paid for them I own them. No you can’t fucking spank me that’s assault. Yes I am under your roof and that means I play by your rules but that doesn’t give you the right to come in my room without knocking or look through my phone.
You want respect? You earn it old man. What’s how the world works for everyone, you aren’t exempt from that just because you’re a straight white upper middle class father. That doesn’t automatically mean I bow down to you because we share dna. You aren’t raising me anymore. In less than 5 years I will have to be completely independent of you. Will you treat me like a peer then? Or will you still think I owe you?