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Kpop Parents Connections #The4thMeeting #MarriageCounseling

Jaebum: Today will be a little different guys, I invited a special guest to moderate, and to instill us with sound wisdom, so that we can become better and stronger couples.

Heechul: I get paid up front for this right?

Jaebum: *turns red* yes…I already explained all of this in the bathroom this morning.

Seungcheol: *raises hand* Can I go home? I just remembered that i had actual important things to do.

Rap Monster: Woah!! I have a question! What were you both doing in the bathroom??

Jaebum: We were ju-

Heechul: I don’t know. Why don’t you ask Jungkook.

Jin:

Kihyun: Too soon bro

Sunggyu: *to Woohyun* What’s a Jungkook?

Kris: Can I change seats?

Jinyoung: *from back of room* WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?? YOU HAVEN’T BEEN RELEVANT IN OVER 2 YEARS!!

Suho: AT LEAST MY MAN IS FAITHFUL AND DIDN’T LEAVE ME TO GO ON WEEKLY IDOL WITH VIXX’S YOUNGBAE!

TOP: Wait, what?

Seungcheol: *raises hand* Please I’m allergic to stupid.

Heechul: Okay let’s get some order! Jaebum called me because clearly things haven’t been working out smoothly. I see that you all have a lot of issues, and we’ll use this time to go over a few and try to become more harmonious.

Jeonghan: Tbh, I’d appreciate it more if someone that could actually sing, in key, talked about being in harmony.

Himchan:*sniffs air* Did someone leave the stove on? I think I smell a burrnnn!

Heechul: Don’t come for me Chongham. When your little cutesy group breaks up in 2 years and you’re flat broke, standing in the center of Seoul with nothing but a cardboard sign and a dry weave from the Ren Collection, you’re gonna wish you were still on my good side.

Jaebum: Heechul pls you’re not helping…

Leo: I’m gonna get some coffee *leaves out side door*

Yongguk: *mutters* I didn’t get better for this

Woohyun: Speaking as the newest guy here, I’m really happy that I finally got to come to one of these meetings. I hear they’re always a big hit.

JinJin: Yeah I’ve only been to one, It was pretty neat. No complaints except f–

GD:WAIT A MINUTE! I thought this was an Idol parents meeting not bring your toddler to trainee camp. Who’s the tyke?

JinJin: that part….

Jaebum: *sighs* You all know who they are by now. Leave Astro alone! They are an important part of our kpop world, and they contribute greatl-

Kihyun: *coughs loudly*

Jaebum: *glares*

Kihyun: Sorry, I’m allergic to bullsh-

Heechul: IT’S TIME TO BARE YOUR SOULS! Let’s share our feelings and emotions. Jin you have been pretty quiet this evening, how about you go first?

Jin: Well, I like to think that Namjoon and I are fine. We and the children actually just won the Artist of the Year Awa-

Suho: CBX WAS FIRE YIXING GOT A SOLO KAI ISN’T INJURED KYUNGSOO HAS A MOVIE CHANYEOL DID A SOUNDTRACK AND SEHUN IS STILL IN THE GROUP!

GD: I cancelled an after party with Victoria Secret models for this so..

Namjoon: Dude, why are you trying to overshadow us? You told me that you were proud.

Suho: *checks face in compact mirror* I say a lot of things. Keep up or fall behind.

Jeonghan: *to Jinyoung* Isn’t that what happened to Exo?

Yongguk: I really could be doing creative during this time.

Hakyeon: Can someone tell me why am I even still here? Has anyone seen Leo?

GD: Yeah, he said he was getting coffee and never came back.

Kris: Lies! *readjusts overpriced cap* That’s the same excuse I gave Suho when I left him high and dry.

Jinyoung: *smirks*

Suho: Wait…wha-

Kris: *puts fingers to Suho’s lips* That was the old me hon, I’ve changed.

Woohyun: Wellll, Sunggyu and I are fine. Our family is really chill. We really get along and lov-

GD: Time out on the fluff stuff, let’s dig into the real deal.

TOP: *snorts* If only your lyrics rhymed as well as that sentence.

GD: If only your songs wrote themselves.

Jaebum: WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU ALL TO GET ALONG??

Himchan: I don’t know, why is it so hard for your rappers to rap?

Seungcheol: I’m going to go help Leo get some coffee. *leaves out side door*

MJ: I think we should go, and that maybe we won’t be coming back.

Kihyun: Do you mean musically or just physically?

JinJin: Physically

Kihyun: oh

Heechul: Shownu, you haven’t said one word all night. There must be something you want to say.

Shownu: no

Kris: I swear they let anyone be an idol these days. Back in my day you needed talent, brains, and pure will to make it!

Jinyoung: I’m going to just let that go.

Jeonghan: If only you would let your acting career go too.

Heechul: I give up.

Jaebum: NO! THIS MEETING CAN’T END THIS WAY! WE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING!!

Hakyeon: Neither did the JJ project but things still worked out somehow.

Namjoon: Jin let’s get some coffee too *leaves*

Jinyoung: I don’t even know if I should be offended or

Suho: I THINK WE ALL KNOW BY NOW THERE’S NOT REALLY ANY COFFEE

Hakyeon: Suho, shut up, it’s been a long day. I’m going home. Catch you all the next time. *leaves*

GD: Come on Top. I didn’t bring you here so that I would have to drive my own self back. 

TOP: You brought me because you’ve been drinking out of a beer bottle in your sleeve the whole night and if you go to jail YG may kick you out of th *bursts into giggles* Sorry I can’t keep a straight face when I’m trying to relate to the lessers. *both leave*

Namjoon: We’re dipping out too. Apparently once you become popular you’re suppose to forget who your true friends were. *leaves*

Jin: When we become washed up has beens I’ll  bring cookies to the next one! *leaves*

Sunggyu: SM HAS NEW ROOKIES???

Kihyun: Hey grandpa! Maybe you should start your own meeting and invite all the elderly!

Woohyun: Don’t give him any ideas, please. *guides Sunggyu out*

Himchan: We’re leaving, frankly I don’t even know if we’ll be back. We’re going through a lot-

Jeonghan: *calls out* Get a new sob story! This one’s getting old!

Himchan *clears throat* and we would do better keeping to ourselves for a while. Come on Yongguk.

Yongguk: Bye thanks for remembering we exist.

Shownu: See you next time. *leaves*

Kihyun: Jinyoung totally fax me over those divorce tips you were telling me about earlier *leaves*

Jinyoung: Will do!

Jaebum: WHA-

Kris: Suho let’s go, Vinnie is having a party at his house and i want to drop you off before I roll up with models on both arms.

Jeonghan: Can I get a ride home with y'all?

Suho: VINNIE??? OH SO NOW YOU DO ONE MOVIE TOGETHER AND YOU GOT BFF NICKNAMES?? WELL TELL VINNIE TO STREAM YOUR STALE SINGLE AND SEND YOU PERSONALIZED FANMAIL FROM NOW ON THEN!

Jeonghan: Never mind, I’ll walk. *leaves*

Kris: YOU THINK YOU’RE THE ONLY MAN I GOT??? HAHA WELCOME TO 2014 PART 2: RETURN OF THE EXIT! *slams door and leaves*

Suho: WAIT! I CAN CHANGE BABE!! *runs after*

Jinyoung: I think I may actually hate them.

Heechul: Lol I do.

Jaebum: You can leave now too.

Heechul: *coughs* Where’s my money? I ain’t working for fre-

Jinyoung & Jaebum: Get out!

Heechul: Whatever, If You Do was better than Hard Carry anyway….and that’s not saying much. *leaves*

Jaebum: Wow look at us actually getting along and standing unite-

Jinyoung: Shut up, I’m still trying to find a way to poison you.

Jaebum: Your love is the only poison I need.

Jinyoung:

Jinyoung: Shut up.

RFA Male!MC Headcannon: Sleeping with them Summer vs. Winter

Jumin 

Winter

  • Jumin presses him into his chest. 
  • “You need to know how much you make my heart race” 
  • Male MC holds him closer 
  • The heater lets out a low hum
  • The night smells like a light wafting of cinnamon from their body soap
  • Elizabeth 3rd sleeps peacefully by their feet 
  • Warm cuddles

Summer

  • Freaking Let. Go. 
  • Jumin you can’t hug him like that in the Summer
  • Still trying to keep him close but Male MC is pretty much dying. 
  • Even with the A/C Male MC retains too much body heat. 
  • Finally let him go when he started having nightmares
  • Now resorts to at least having their legs tangled together.
  • Keeps water nearby so Jumin can mouth feed him it. 
  • “Sure. Whatever you want” 

707

Winter

  • “We can stick closer together if we’re not wearing any clothes”
  • Two throw blankets made out of Alpaca wool. 
  • Winter themed fuzzy socks
  • That’s it, that’s all they wear
  • Keeps the temp at 71 F jus so they don’t get too hot
  • “You’re logic always astounds me but sure okay.” 

Summer

  • “We can stick closer toge-”  “No.” 
  • They share a body pillow
  • They sleep on their respective sides of the bed. 
  • It’s just too hot for any kind of hugging.
  • Wears each others lightweight sweaters though for the smell
  • One long kiss before parting.
  • Male Mc wakes up with Seven holding his waist sometimes. 
  • Seven gets up earlier in the morning this time around anyways. 
  • A kiss to the forehead when he wakes up. Soon it’ll be winter and he can hold him again. 

Yoosung 

Winter 

  • Spooning. 
  • Yoosung always wears cute flannels
  • Nice quality ones, must have gone to Target 
  • Both like noise so the play quiet music in the background. 
  • Game music of course (like P3-mystic :P)  
  • Chest to back is they’re go to sleeping position. With one comforter on them.
  • Their cat sleeps next to Yoosung. 

Summer 

  • Both just wears basket ball shorts with a t-shirt
  • Both retains too much body heat
  • They hold hands
  • Fall asleep listening to let’s plays 
  • Keeps the A/C on for the extra noise
  • Wakes up holding each other 

Jaehee

Winter

  • She always smells like freshly brewed coffee. 
  • He can’t let her go. 
  • She wears soft flannels 
  • He only wears long pants. 
  • They don’t hold each other all night. Eventually she rolls over. 
  • She wakes him up with a freshly brewed cup. 

Summer

  • She stills smells like coffee
  • He ain’t lettin go
  • Her body is normally cold so he can keep her close. 
  • Just the bed sheet and that’s it for them 
  • Likes petting her hair as she falls asleep 
  • He wakes up earlier this times of year. 
  • Wakes her up with freshly brewed coffee. 

ZEN

Winter

  • Male Mc lays his head on ZEN’s chest
  • “Shall I sing you a lullaby?”
  • It’s always so comforting. 
  • ZEN draws lazy circles on his back. 
  • They barely move
  • And even when they do they’re holding each other somehow.  

Summer

  • Same thing with winter except without shirts on
  • Only one blanket
  • They normally part after falling asleep
  • Then are back together in the middle of the night
  • “My sweet prince, don’t think I’ll ever let you go.” 
  • Mhmm good night. 

Bonus V and Unknown in general

V

  • Male!MC is still tentative to get close
  • What if doesn’t want that?
  • What if he still hasn’t gotten over the pain? 
  • Suddenly he’s being lightly pulled by the collar of his shirt 
  • He rolls over and feel’s V’s arms around him. 
  • Ah…is this what true happiness feels like? 
  • MaleMC has to keep himself from crying. He finally get’s to be with the one he loves. 

Unknown

  • I’m sorry. Was there a battle in here? 
  • The bed sheets are always tangled
  • Their legs look like some kind of wizard tied them together 
  • Unknown has MaleMC in some sort of vice grip. 
  • Still MaleMC is holding onto to him. 
  • Like if he let’s go Unknown will be gone.

These are fun! :D  I hope you all enjoyed! They’re (kind of) quick to write up and I like coming up things for my beloved Male Mc. Ahhhh…I wish it were real. 

Have an idea? Want me to write it? Please Ask

Male MC HC List

If you HAD to kiss another member of the band...

HARRY: …

…I can’t answer that, I genuinely can’t.

LOUIS: Fine, rude ass. I’d probably snog ALL the guys, to be honest. 

ZAYN: …

…Hold up, bitch, what did you jus-

NIALL: I don’t even kn-

LIAM: I ended up kissing Zayn once!

Zayn was like, ‘Come on then, come on,’ putting his head close to me like when you’re going to have a fight.

Then he just leaned forward and kissed me!

EVERYONE:

LIAM: 

Audience with the King

Originally posted by dreaming-the-blue-sea

Pairing: past Dean x Demon!Reader
Word count: 649
Warnings: Swearing, angst

Part 7 of One Drunken Night


Dean stared at his brother before it hit him. Grabbing his phone, he saw a bunch of missed texts. He didn’t even open them, just saw the first parts.

Night!

Dean? Are you there? I thi…

Fuck, come on. Answer yo…

Please, please! I’m begging y…

I keep calling, too. Ju…

Don’t let them ge…

I’m scared.

His jaw clenched, rage flashing across his face. “You better tell me that asshole fucking texted you.”

“Not yet.” Sam said quietly.

Getting up, Dean threw his phone, thankful that it didn’t break. “FUCK!” He yelled, running his hands through his hair.


Pacing the hotel, it felt like hours since Sam woke him up. His hair was sticking up at odd angles, and he had yet to bother to get dressed. Sam felt guilty, knowing that if he hadn’t told Dean to get to sleep, he would have gotten those texts, and he could have done something more. “He said he would text. Why the fuck haven’t they texted?!” Dean growled. His normally bright green eyes were darkened with rage.

“Maybe he changed his mind?” Sam suggested quietly.

Dean shot his brother a look, telling him to keep those thoughts to himself. “Damn it.” He sighed, knowing that Sam had a point. For all he knew, you were lying dead somewhere. Grabbing his usual phone, he dialed the one ‘person’ that came to mind- Crowley.

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Drunk Rowan

This is a companion piece to my Drunk Dorian fic. It came at the request of @yumna402 - Please enjoy.

[Rowaelin: The Party, Oh Rowan - AU]

“Babe, I jus don’think you get it,” Rowan slurred from the passenger seat.

“What don’t I get?” said Aelin, backing out of her parking spot. It was just after three in the morning.

They’d all gone out earlier in the evening to celebrate Rowan and Aelin’s upcoming wedding. Aedion had decided to throw them a joint bachelorette/bachelor party at a bar they frequented. He’d rented the whole place out for the night and had invited all their friends.

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anonymous asked:

I don't mean to be ignorant, but if it isn't offensive could you explain what exactly non binary means? I tried to look it up but I'm struggling a little with the concept. Just ignore this if that is offensive!

for me it’s jus that i don’t feel like i fit into “female” or “male” and i feel very closely connected to the idea that i don’t have to conform to either. i don’t really know how else to describe it since i Just Came Out a couple of days ago lmao

let’s be real here……I don’t dislike mchanzo or pharmercy or gency or reaper76 because they’re problematic or it goes against my ships or it’s racist or whatever………..I dislike them because I don’t ship them
not everything needs such a big reason behind it
I jus don’t like em

Straight people literally do not get shit. Killing stalking is nothing like yoi. If anything it’s the opposite. It 1.) makes a fetish out of abuse/rape/trauma 2.) is generally gross and 3.) although it has aspects of a psychological horror…. it’s just a cheap “tragedy” that is written to conveniently put the main character in bad situations which is a cheap tactic used by authors who wanna be “deep”

also if u just hate gays jus let us know… don’t write a manga abt it lol. both series’ include gay characters but relationships (if u even wanna call em that) r very different you straight ass fan girls can’t see past that bc ur shallow.
3

“You did great out there, kid” Dean’s voice was too sharp and too loud, you were full of your favourite food and all you wanted to do was sleep. 
“Mhmm” you responded, pulling your hoodie over your head and slumping down in the backseat comfortably. 
“I mean it, I’m proud of you” on a normal day hearing that from Dean would’ve warmed your heart to the temperature of the sun, but you were sore all over and grumpy. 
“Thanks, can you stop talking now?” with arms crossed and a scowl on your face, you closed your eyes and turned your back to the window. 
“And as grumpy as a certain angel, apparently” 
“They’re exhausted, Dean, jus-”
“If you two don’t shut up I’m throwing one of you out the window” tugging your jacket around yourself to be impossibly tight for deep pressure, Sam laughed as Dean started the car, the purr of the engine relaxing you as it vibrated through the seats and helped you stim to calm down. “If either of you so much as look at me for the next week, bad things will happen” you smiled to yourself as you passed out into a deep sleep. The last sound you heard was their laughter, reminding you where you were, home.

anonymous asked:

*more huggles* jus don't touch my neck, you may be punched (not my fault it's vv sensitive) *more huggles again somehow* ~bat child

I will also punch someone who touches my neck i do not take it personally