jurassic park for sure

kitharington  asked:

petyr, sansa, edmure, the dad from finding nemo, big bird from sesame street and nicholas cage

  • do the sexy love™ with: Petyr
  • sacrifice myself for: Sansa
  • kick: Edmure
  • take to prom: Nicholas Cage because he could probably afford the uber fare
  • abandon in jurassic park: Big bird is friends with barney, im sure he can handle himself around dinosaurs, i wouldn’t have to feel guilt
  • push off a bridge: the dad from finding nemo. A bridge over water. Im dropping him back to his home
In the Loop

[recording begins]

It’s funny the things you remember when you’re dying in the middle of the Sahara. How did I get here? Archaeology was always a passion of mine, even when I was a kid. I’d spend all day digging in the sandbox, locating the things I buried there a week before. Then I’d act all surprised when I found something. Gasp! What’s this? An artifact? Who knew?

[sounds of shifting and a sigh in the background]

I blame Indiana Jones. Or maybe Jurassic Park. Not sure which. God I’m thirsty.

[a cap twists off and a gulp is heard]

This whole trip was stupid. I guess every bad decision is stupid with hindsight. Maybe I’m just cursed; whether by fate or because I had to touch something I should have kept my grubby little hands off of in one of those tombs I helped excavate, I’ll never know. And now it’s come to bite me in the ass. Curiosity is a curse isn’t it? Or was it pride? I can’t remember the saying right now.

[recording stops]

[recording begins]

I think it was the hourglass. The one in the museum. What a relic. Years of study and I couldn’t figure out what culture it came from. It was behind a glass display but it wasn’t locked. I didn’t think Jamie would mind. Oh, she’s the curator. We’re friends. I’ve known her since college. We had the same stories about digging in sandboxes. She liked filling buckets and pouring it out slow like a sand waterfall.

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invinciblelronman  asked:

Sherlock Holmes, Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark, Castiel, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton! ♥

  • do the sexy love™ with - bucky [don’t look at me, I’m sure everyone would that]
  • sacrifice myself for - clint [he’s too precious to lose!]
  • kick - tony [because I’m sure he’d say something stupid first]
  • take to prom - natasha [because it would be so much fun!!!]
  • abandon in jurassic park - sherlock holmes [I’m sure he’ll find a way out]
  • push off a bridge - castiel [sorry, I’m so not into spn]

thanks Loes XD  this wasn’t hard at all!