Shitposting time!!!!
….again
Shitposting time!!!!
….again
idk if when I’ll be done with what these are from because I have been known on the occasion to drop projects like hot potatoes but I think these are fun so I’m sharing them now
🌌🌠 team galactic admins and their no eyebrow ass boss 🌠🌌 tweaked their designs a tiny bit
Here's the translations for the Team Galactic train station ad messages! These are intended for players who played the original DP as kids and are now going to play BDSP!
It's been a long time.
I've never forgotten your face.
Next time, our goal to fulfill the boss's one true wish will be accomplished.
No matter who it is, I will not show mercy to anyone!
I'll give Team Galactic's hospitality to those who oppose us.
Now, watch as the power of Team Galactic expands.
Eventually, it will reach you.
Everything is for everyone and for Team Galactic!
Hmm. Your face is nostalgic.
If you're trying to get in our way again,
Then, Jupiter will deal with you. (*)
No matter who it is, I won't let my guard down around anyone.
Next time, I'll make you cry!
And, I'll tell you this.
Don't mess with Team Galactic.
We're going to do something amazing for everyone's sake.
Been a while- not.
Just looking at your face reminds me that I don't like you!
How dare you disturb me so much back then!
It's because of you I had such a terrible experience!
Well, in the fated Sinnoh region,
Payback isn't such a bad idea.
Even as we speak, Team Galactic are planning their next move.
You should look forward to what Team Galactic will do in the future…!
It's been a while, hasn't it...
It seems that you interfered a lot back then.
I don't know. I'm just a grunt.
Even so, the last time I saw you, you were just a kid.
You've really grown into someone quite respectable.
Well, wouldn't it be okay for you to join us now?
I think you could be a little useful as a grunt.
Well, only if you're eligible to join, that is.
* = Jupiter randomly refers to herself by the third person in this line. This is really the best translation any of us could come up with for it because the line itself is weird
Space people with their Pokemon Brilliant Diamond Shining Pearl battle poses
THE D&P UK UPDATE IS UP I LOVE ALL OF IT!!!! SO HERE IS A MASPOST WITH TEAM GALACTIC BS
He’s too pretty It’s illegal, sir you are under arrest.
LOOK AT HIM BNRBGTFRGBH . No bc Cyrus looks pretty asf too Have him smiling bc yeah, you don’t see this too often
Chibi Cyrus Chibi Cyrus Bottom Text
. Mars?? Yes. I love her so fucking much. I ligit only have 1 complaint, and I can live without it but.,.,,
Please hold the pokeball upside down I beg of thee . Threatening AND Pretty??? Please???
. And finally, the beloveds, the grunts <3
Mars is Bisexual, Jupiter is a lesbian, and they are dating
time to beat up team galactic again!!
Based on this comic.
New art for Cyrus and his Commanders, Volkner, Candice, and the Lake Guardians in BDSP!
Also something of note, the Platinum outfits will be available via Mystery Gift until Feb22!
𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙞𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙩
Mars burst into the room through a warp panel. “Aren’t you excited?!”
Jupiter sighed quietly. The red-haired commander seemed to always be overflowing with energy, though that seemed to switch between anger and excitement often. It was sometimes charming, when she wasn’t getting her head bitten off.
Mars’ heels clicked on the smooth tiles as she approached her superior. “Well? You didn’t answer.”
“Take a guess, Mars. Master Cyrus is *this* close to achieving his plan.” She held up her hand, putting her index finger and thumb about a centimetre apart.
“I know! That’s why it’s so exciting,” she replied in a sing-song tone. “Lighten up! In a moment’s time, all of this can be gone!”
“You should be preparing yourself for such a situation. Instead you’re running around, yelling at everyone you see.” Jupiter turned away. “What if something goes wrong? There are hundreds of variables.”
Mars scoffed at her. “With an attitude like that, are you even in Team Galactic? A Commander, at that?! Don’t you have any faith in our leader?!”
“Of course I do. I’d be a fool otherwise. But you must understand the repercussions. The whole world will be destroyed, as well as the universe as a result. This will be to create a better world.” Before she could go on, she was interrupted.
“How can you be sure of that? Maybe Master Cyrus will only change the world, to create the ideal.” Mars suggested.
“I guess we cannot tell yet. But we are going to rather quickly.” Jupiter looked askance, watching the wall. “There is no time for this squabbling,” she turned back around, looking into her coworker’s scarlet eyes, which were charged with emotion. Mars seemed uncertain of what to say, and the worry was almost palpable.
Suddenly, Saturn entered the chamber, causing the two to jump.
“Jupiter,” he called, regarding the purple-haired woman. “There’s work to do.”
“Of course there’s work to do. We have jobs, Saturn.” She turned away from the redhead.
“Then let’s get to it. Lord Cyrus wants you to hurry.” He left as swiftly as he came. Jupiter promptly exited as well, leaving the remaining higher-up to look into the spot where the larger woman had been standing.
Mars ambled through the streets of Veilstone City, the lampposts spilling pools of warm light onto the sides of the road. Her apartment complex was still quite far away, but she enjoyed feeling the cool night air on her skin as she made her way back home.
In her pocket, her phone rang, quickly catching her attention. She grabbed it, flicking her hand up to her ear in an instant.
“Hello? Who is this?” There was eagerness in her voice.
“... Oh. It’s you. It seems that I called the wrong number.” Jupiter huffed curtly. “I can’t be bothered. I suppose we can talk, as you are pitifully lonely.”
“What is that supposed to mean?!” Mars shouted.
“Your only friend is that wretched cat of yours.” She could picture Jupiter looking away disapprovingly.
“Your only friend is that wretched skunk of yours,” Mars mocked, bursting into laughter towards the end.
“Fine, be that way.” Amusement lightened her tone. “I suppose we aren’t all that different.”
“So you’ll only believe that you’re a lonely bitch if you make me a lonely bitch too?” Mars snickered.
“If you wish to take it that way.” Jupiter also laughed quietly.
“Sooo, what are you up to? You have a life outside of this whole gig?” Mars smirked as she turned the corner, her building looming in the distance.
“I’m merely making dinner.”
“So soon? I haven’t even gotten home yet.”
“It isn’t my fault that you live on the edge of the city. No wonder you arrive so late.” Jupiter observed.
“Hey, I’m almost there! And I’m never later than half an hour!” She felt herself getting defensive.
“Oh, Mars, you always are the same.” Jupiter chuckled.
“As are you,” She pushed through the building door and rushed onto the elevator. “What are you having?”
“Currently, I’m consuming some pasta that I made. Though I can’t eat it much if I continue listening to you.”
“What? Are you too off-put by remembering my existence?” She fumbled with her keys, unlocking the apartment’s door.
“Sure, that’s why. I don’t even have to do the work to insult you, you’re practically doing it yourself.”
“Hey! You know—“
The line went dead.
Mars sighed, putting her phone away as she kicked her shoes off. Talking to Jupiter would have to wait for another day.
Jupiter tapped her heeled shoe, gently rapping the stone street. Her hotheaded coworker had headed out to buy something, but she was quickly losing time from her break. She checked the time quickly, noticing that there was only about a minute remaining. She scoffed, pushing through crowds of pedestrians to find her way into the Department Store.
A plethora of healing items, Poké Balls, magazines, and figurines were displayed on the first floor, but Mars was nowhere in sight. Hastily, she ran up the escalator onto the second floor. Everything around her was a blur as she continued to search for her colleague. Eventually, she found herself on the top floor, a familiar figure standing on the edge of her vision.
“Is that you?” She whipped around, speeding towards her acquaintance.
Mars was silent at first, and then turned, revealing a bouquet of red-violet pansies in her petite hands. “What do you want?” Her crimson gaze scorched Jupiter’s face.
“Why are you standing around buying flowers? You have a job!” She snarled.
“I was supposed to buy them for a friend, but they don’t want it anymore.” The short woman looked away. “I guess you can have them. Your whole house must stink like a Skuntank anyway.”
“She doesn’t stink!” She retorted, snatching the flowers out of Mars’ hands nonetheless.
“Maybe you just can’t tell because you smell like one too,” Mars remarked slyly, quickly slinking away to leave.
Jupiter stood there in shock, thinking about what had just occurred. The plastic of the bouquet crinkled under her tight grip. Had she just been gifted these flowers on purpose, or...? Her heart shoved against her ribcage like the fluttering wings of a bird. She examined the mixed palette of the pansies, momentarily dazed. Maybe it wasn’t a complete coincidence after all...
She travelled home, the sky tinged pink and red as the sun sank behind the horizon. The surrounding buildings blackened into silhouettes as she passed through the darkening streets. The maroon petals drifted onto the road in the gentle breeze. She couldn’t help but ponder if Mars had arrived at her home, considering how far away it was. She had left late herself, as the work was piling up. Without thinking, she reached for her phone, dialling in the number.
Mars picked up almost immediately. “Hello? Is it you again?”
“... Ah. Sorry. Wrong number again.” She looked away, trying to seem aloof though she couldn’t be seen.
“Fix your fingers next time, then!” The other woman was about to put her finger over the “End Call” button.
“Hold on...!” Jupiter tried to keep the sudden desperation out of her voice. “We can still talk anyway.”
“We did this yesterday! I didn’t know that you suddenly are so madly in love with me,” she mocked.
“Shut up! That’s not what this is...!” She cringed inwardly at how flustered she sounded.
“Sure, sure.” Mars broke into laughter, hanging up.
Jupiter opened the door to her house, stepping inside.
As always, work droned on. Though they were getting much closer, it was hard to feel any progress coming through. Mars felt more and more tired as it continued. Jupiter had to watch her snap at the Grunts far more frequently than possible, concern surging in her stomach. She couldn’t bear to watch it anymore. Though the Grunts had disciplined, this was crossing the line.
Finally, her break arrived, and she had her chance.
Mars was quiet, quickly devouring her lunch. She tried to ignore the sound of her coworker approaching, hoping for her to second-guess herself and leave before engaging with her. Unfortunately, she didn’t get lucky.
“Mars.”
“What the fuck do you want?” She glared at Jupiter.
“Nothing.”
“Then get the hell out.”
“I won’t.” Her voice was stern.
The redhead grumbled to herself quietly.
“Why are you screaming at everyone all the time?”
“Why can’t I? As a Commander, I have to keep everyone in line!”
“All you’re doing is harassing them. It’s not helping anything.” She insisted.
The short woman huffed, seeming annoyed with the very oxygen in the atmosphere.
Jupiter drew closer, their faces inches apart. Without warning, she wrapped her arms around her, keeping her in a gentle hold.
“It’s going to be okay. Soon this’ll all be over,” she whispered.
Mars nodded in understanding. Even if Lord Cyrus ended the world, she’d be okay with Jupiter by her side.
The days felt eternally long as they passed, and infinitesimally short whilst reflected upon. Nonetheless, the time slipped away, and the time had arrived for the plans to be completed. Cyrus summoned everyone onto Spear Pillar, leaving the Grunts to guard the inside of Mt. Coronet. Mars’ heart pounded as she skidded to a halt on the ground, releasing her grip on her Golbat. Jupiter landed beside her, white crumbled pebbles being expelled into the air in dust clouds.
“The time has finally come!” Mars shouted, the air thick with humidity. A storm was surely brewing, and it was just perfect.
“Calm yourself.” Jupiter looked away. “The end is surely arriving either way.”
She could hardly catch her breath as Cyrus began the ceremony. Dialga and Palkia would arrive at any moment! Everything was going to change! No matter what, she was always ready to be by Jupiter side, even at the demise of the whole world.
Suddenly, loud footsteps echoed through the rocks.
“Stop right there!”
my three weed smorking commanders. and yes, they do smoke weed.
Have a good week ! ! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
( do not forget the last step ) “ψ(`∇´)ψ
comishie for @ablubluh of Jupiter from Pokémon!!! 😳
Jupiter my beloved.
I’m planning to work on some full redesigns for team galactic but I still gotta come up with outfits and how I want the others to look generally. Have this of Jupiter in her canon outfit for now though!
Can’t believe tumblr kills the image quality though. It should be better if you click it!
working on a piece for when bdsp drops but in the meantime... some of my silly headcanons for them
by 0827jennifer