• Junkrat, while laying at the top of some stairs: I could use a little excitement in my life. You know, Roadie?
  • Roadhog, while holding Hanzo in a headlock: You punched Jesse in the face and I am trying to keep his boyfriend from killing you!
  • Junkrat: I know! I could use some excitement.
  • Hanzo: I’M GOING TO SHOVE AN ARROW UP YOUR-
  • Roadhog: *Squeezes, cutting off Hanzo’s air supply* BOMBS! He’s gonna help you make bomb arrows!
  • Submitted by the-blue-phoenix-rises