So I’m thoroughly convinced that if there’s a guy with shaggy brown/dark hair and green eyes then there’s a good chance he’s probably gay and stubborn

Me watching "Kiss him not me" with my mom
  • Mom: *notices how main character really likes BL*
  • Mom: hey Mia, u two r really similar
  • Me: how?
  • Mom: y'all both like BL
  • Me: wh-h-what r u talking about?
  • Mom: Yuri on Ice is BL
  • Me: ...but it's not true BL
  • Mom: how would u know?
  • Me: oh, (junjou romantica)
  • I don't know (love stage)
  • I just (Sekai ichi hatsukoi)
  • heard of a lot...
  • Totally never read them
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  • Mom: *squinting* such a lie

It is time to go my friends, let us travel to the promise land.

Me describing anime I've liked in 2016

Assassination classroom: tentacle professor and pure children

Blue exorcist: demon babies with daddy issues

Black Butler book of circus: lol just burn everything fuck this circus

Yuri on ice: the purest sports anime ever made

Your lie in April: be prepared to cry while listening to piano

Junjou Romantica: dramatic gays fall in love

The world’s greatest first love: dramatic gays continue to fall in love and edit manga

Love stage: accidental cross dressing leads to a love so sweet so pure

Classmates: The purest most wholesome thing I have ever seen