Junie B. Jones
Junie B. Jones goes up to the counter and orders a strawberries & creme frappuccino under the name Junie B. Jones. “What does the B stand for?” asks the barista. “Beatrice,” replies Junie B., “but I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B, and that’s all.” The barista just writes “Junie” on the cup and Junie B. refuses to drink it.