• Jimin: Hey, Jeongguk and me are going to Taehyung's place. You want to come?
  • Seokjin: Jeongguk and I.
  • Jimin: What?
  • Seokjin: It's Jeongguk and I. Jeongguk and me isn't grammatically correct.
  • Jimin: You're right! It is Jeongguk and I, because you are no longer invited.
BTS: Quotes (Fake, Except For Namjoon's)
  • Namjoon: "If we can feel the most beautiful moment in life, then I'm sure from this moment till we die, our entire life is beautiful."
  • Seokjin: "I think that all my - Tae, stop. No, no more cookies. What are you - JEON JEONGGUK AND KIM TAEHYUNG, GET BACK HERE!"
  • Yoongi: "Wake me up and you will experience hell."
  • Hoseok: "What a beautiful day! I suppose I can go on my walk a bit earlier and see if Yoongi needs help - oh wait, he's sleeping. Why do I smell cookies?"
  • Jimin: "I wish Yoongs wasn't asleep, I'm so bored... Why are Guk and Tae running - oh, cookies."
  • Taehyung: "Hi mom - I mean Jinnie! Can I have another cookie? Aw... RUN, JEONGGUK! HAHA!"
  • Jeongguk: "You owe me sex... Tae, go. Wait. I got it. TAE, I GOT THE COOKIES! RUN! TO THE BEDROOM! NO, JIMIN, DON'T FOLLOW US!"

God Messes us up in many ways but ya know 😉

Fuck all this presidential nonsense let’s talk about how the jikook ship is sailing off to Loveland 😜💞!! Jikook has made more progress than I ever had done in LIFE 😂😂