You spent seven years on MacGyver and you can’t figure this one out? We got belt buckles, and shoe laces and a piece of gum… Build a nuclear reactor, for crying out loud! You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick. Now you are… Mr. MacUseless! Dear God! Stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!
But he can’t be more than fifteen years old! Are you suggesting Colonel O'Neill has regressed 30 years overnight?”
“Stranger things have happened.”
“Well, there was the time he got really old, the time he became a caveman, the time we all swapped bodies-
- General Hammond, Daniel Jackson, and Teal'c, SG-1 7.03