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i’ve been looking forward to the oscars for so long and i can’t watch it bc no streams are working haha it was nice knowing u all i’m jumping out the fucking window

thegyoulovetohate2  asked:

You into Hamilton?!

*Kicks down door* ALEXANDER HAMILTON

*Rips off shirt* MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON

*Punches wall* AND THERE’S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN’T DONE

*Shoves framed picture of Lin Manuel Miranda in your face* JUST YOU WAIT

*Jumps out window* JUST YOU WAAAAAAAIT


Eh I mean kinda.

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Bo and Kuroo have tried kissing at some point I’m 100% sure you’ll have to pry this from my cold dead hands

  • Ruby: *Is getting attacked by Tyrian*
  • Qrow: *Runs frantically towards them, panicking*
  • Qrow: *Slides in real smooth to stop attack*
  • Qrow: Hey.
  • ---------------------------------------
  • Ruby: *Falls down and hurts her knee, starts crying*
  • Qrow: *Leaps out of bed, throws the bimbo he was sleeping with out the window, dashes across Patch*
  • Qrow: *Casually strolls by carrying first aid kit*
  • Qrow: Hey, Ruby, what's up?
  • ---------------------------------------
  • Ruby: *Stomach growls at school cause she forgot her lunch*
  • Qrow: *Gets up from his desk at school, jumps out the window, dashes across the school yard, throws several students aside, accidentally sprains his ankle*
  • Qrow: *Casually hops in on one foot into the cafeteria carrying packed lunch*
  • Qrow: Hey, Ruby, fancy meeting you here-
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“You know you really jumped out the window when you compared yourself to me.” 😂😂😂😂