jumper 2

still on holiday but i wanted to do a few quick doodles, and dad!jason…..sorta….happened? i like to think little kids sometimes confuse him for captain america when he’s older, since they look so similar

quick thalianca doodle to warm up u3u

I found his jumper 2 || Dan Howell

First Part  

A/N: I got big plans for this, but I don’t know if you want me to continue. Feel free to let me know what you think here.


So much for my first college party. I left after half an hour after talking to nobody but Daniel Howell, the disgusting prick. God damn I didn’t even have one drink. My plan was originally to make friends at the party, in reality I just noticed a few jealous glares on my way out.

‘Here’s to another year in the library, Rose.’ I thought to myself and sighed.

“Dan and Phil are throwing another party, don’t wait for me to come back.” Charlotte yelled. She was wearing a bright red dress that looked amazing on her. Her plan was to seduce Dan, which wasn’t very difficult. I was actually shocked the she hadn’t become 'girl number 3’ instead of me at the last party. 

It has been two weeks since I arrived here. Charlotte and I were on okay terms, considering the fact that we were two very different girls. My classes weren’t that difficult and I had only been lost around the campus a couple of times. Charlotte didn’t even ask if I wanted to come with her. I didn’t mind at all though since my answer would’ve been no anyway. Parties weren’t my thing, especially not parties held be Phil and that stupid brat. Since my room mate was now out for the rest of the night I was all on my  own. I decided to turn up some music. Fall Out Boy was blasting through my speakers on the highest volume possible. I danced to my favourite song, performed a stupid dance routine and enjoyed the privacy I had. Just as the chorus ended I heard a loud knock on the door. I quickly turned off the stereo and answered it. It was a tall girl with green hair. I didn’t remember seeing her before.

“I’m sorry I’ll lower the volume.” I apologized without letting her talk first.

“Nah, don’t worry. I don’t mind at all. I just came to tell you that your music taste is awesome.”

I smiled, already taking a liking to her.

“I’m Hayley by the way. I live right across the hallway.” she introduced herself.

After that I invited her in and we spent the rest of the evening listening to songs. We discovered that we shared a very familiar music tastes. It’s needless to say that me and Hayley pretty much became best friends after that.

Hayley left at about midnight. We were both pretty tired from dancing around my room and singing along. I put on a loose t-shirt and climbed into my bed just as I heard another knock at the door. With a sigh I got out of bed again. Since it was probably just Hayley who forgot something I didn’t bother to change out of my pyjamas. I tiredly rubbed my eyes as I opened the door.

“Hey, did you forget-” I stopped in the middle of my sentence as soon as I realized that the person in front of me wasn’t Hayley.

“What are you doing here?” I spat, tempted to just shut the door into his face.

“Isn’t it funny that you out of all people are Charlotte’s room mate.” Dan laughed.

He was clearly drunk.

“I just saw her at my party. She’s pretty hot.” He slurred.

I rolled my eyes. “What are you doing here, Howell?” asked, my voice loud and threatening.

“Charlotte told me that you hate me.” Dan explained and let himself in.

His dark hair was a mess and he was wearing black as usual. He looked around the room before he went to check me out. His eyes were glued to my naked thighs that my oversized t-shirt didn’t cover.

“Well, yeah. I hate you. That’s nothing new.” I shrugged and tried to act cool.

“Did I wake you up?” Dan suddenly asked and I could swear there was a hint of concern in his eyes.

I eyed him sceptically and raised my eyebrows at him.

“No you didn’t. Could you please tell me what you want now?” I asked annoyed.

Dan had walked over to the window and looked out into the city. He remained silent for quite a while.

“How long has it been? Three years?” Dan asked. He turned around to look directly into my eyes.

I loud sigh left his lips as he sat down on the sofa in front of us. He suddenly seemed to be really tired and worn out. I swallowed hard while he ran his hand trough his soft hair.

“You have all the right to hate me, Edwards” He mumbled, his voice was coated in sadness.

I couldn’t believe my ears. Dan was about to continue, but I cut him off.

“Stop. Dan, you are drunk.” I whispered. Honestly I was worried because of the mood he was suddenly in.

“I am but I don’t care. You are right I was a prick back then in Sophomore year and I’m still a prick now. I’m sorry for who I turned out to be. I’m really sorry for everything, Rose.” Dan said, ending his speech with a little hiccup. I could tell he was sincere. His tired eyes were sad as he intensely looked at me. It was probably the first time since high school that he called me by middle name. Somehow Rose sounded different when he said it. It was even softer. I didn’t know what to do or say. All I did was sit down as well and stare back at him.    

“I wish we could go back to the times when you didn’t hate me.” Dan yawned.

Shortly after that sentence left his pink lips he completely passed out on my sofa, leaving me with a sleeping giant in my living room and those words hanging in the thick air. It was hard to explain what I felt at that moment. I didn’t even know if I could take him seriously after the litres of cheap alcohol he must have drunken today. So I sat next to him for a while just thinking.

'I’m really sorry for everything, Rose.’ seemed to echo in my head. I sighed silently as I got up and covered Dan’s body with a blanket. It was funny how much more I seemed to like Dan when he was asleep. It was probably because he couldn’t talk or behave like he started to behave at the end of my Sophomore Year. I heard him snore a little as I made my way back to my room and slipped under the covers of my bed. Somehow I had trouble sleeping though.

'I wish we could go back to the times when you didn’t hate me.’ I heard him say in my mind.

'I really wish we could.” I whispered to myself before I finally drifted off to sleep.  

some actual good asks!

1.     Your favourite pair of slippers?

2.     Jumper with the best snapchat?

3.     Walter Hofer or Sebb Gratzer? For a sexy time.

4.     Is Freund’s suit white and gold or black and blue?

5.     Favourite ski jumping meme?

6.     Do you actually like red bull or just pretend it?

7.     Ski jumping and chill or ski jumping and shit posting?

8.     Can you name at least 10 female jumpers without looking it up?

9.     Watching the competition in the crowd or afterparty with the jumpers?

10.  You’re at dancing with the stars. Who’s your partner, Anders Jacobsen or Thomas Morgenstern?

11.  Who would you like to see next in this show?

12.  What team has the best beanies?

13.  Ever bought manner waffers for the freund reference?

14.  Does Milka make you think of Wellinger or Schmitt?

15.  Cheering for your own countries team or one of your choice?

16.  Are you picky with your oranges?

17.  Do you think Kasai is a real human being?

18.  Favourite ships?

19.  Show me the worst photo of your fave jumper!

20.  Show me the best photo of your least fave jumper!

21.  Best après competition activity?

22.  Is shameless memeing about ski jumping ok?

23.  Are you sometimes happy when a jumper ends his career or a coach leaves?

24.  One food you associate with ski jumping?

25.  Ever thought of having a ski jumping related career later?

26.  Jumper with the best fashion sense?

27.  Who do you think makes the most money?

28.  Super shy kenny or satan kenny?

29.  Who has the best eyebrows?

30.  Who would you like to make a soup for?

31.  What book would you read to your favourite jumper?

32.  Someone who is overhyped on tumblr?

33.  Someone who is overhyped irl?

34.  The best thing your commentator ever said?

35.  Personal preferences to improve ski jumping (competitions)?

Things Slytherin don't want to tell you
  • 1.) They love the color green however they also like maroon and gold. But wouldn't be caught in the common room in such jumpers.
  • 2.) They're really into classic rock and punk. However the occasional pop song may play on their Spotify.
  • 3.) Secretly tries things like water color and knitting.
  • 4.) Asks Ravenclaw for book recommendations (usually smutty books).
  • 5.) Hides sweets.
  • 6.) they trades potions homework with hufflepuffs in order to get soft blankets. You haven't lived until you've seen a slytherin in a yellow comforter burrito.
  • 7.) Enjoys wool socks and is secretly the little spoon.
  • 8.) Says they don't want any of your tea but then pinches a sip while you aren't looking.
  • 9.) They all secretly wanna play with Hagrid's creatures. He has a Hydra dragon!!!!
  • 10.) Really want to help the first years but don't wanna seem soft. So they whisper the answers in class and put extra blankets on their beds while no one is looking.