Swing the Wii Remote in a quick motion over your head to jump up and shoot- Whoop-Boooo Alright HUP-BAAHH!! Buckets! Hyup-HAAAH Kobe! Hup-Aahh KOBE! Jordan! Hup-Bah-Kobeeee!! Alright hup-BAAHH-KOBE!! KOBE!! Kobe. Kob- Kobe!! Buckets! Jordan? what is the metric Kobe! and its using to decide how Kobe! you make? KOBE BABY! KOBEBEEF! wha-why- And- [LAUGHTER] And Kobe! what’s the math Buckets!it’s doing to seeJordan! if you’re making the Jordan! shots Buckets! try Pippin?Oh yeah that’s it ¡Sccccottyyy Pippin! ScottyPippin! Charles BarkleeeYYyYYyyyyyyy! Larry Bird? Larry BiiiiIIIiiiiiird!! Larry Bird.
bright yellow slides, sand on the beach, fireflies twinkling, crickets chirping, light blue pool water, chlorine scented t-shirts, plastic paddling pools, sidewalk chalk doodles, freeze pops, campfires next to tents, pool noodles, flowers, swingsets, jump rope , and shooting stars
You know that little hop you do when you’re mercy and you’re being attacked and there’s no one around to hear you scream and you just start jumping around and shooting and wailing into the open abyss because you know death is near?
I was a singer Not a very popular one I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful poet But upon an unfortunate series of events, saw those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky That I wished on over and over again, sparkling and broken But I really didn’t mind because I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted and then losing it to know what true freedom is
Challenge: Create 1 level which shows a player the mechanics of “jump, slam, run and jump, jump and shoot, wall jump” without the use of words or pictures, the game is 2D.
The idea of this is to allow the player to learn how the game is played, without being specifically told. So @cassandra-jade-gray and myself got to work trying to figure this one out. The above is what we came up with. The middle section is the completed level.
So here’s my Sara Ryder. I tried, y’all. I am not super far into the game because of reasons, and I’m considering starting over just to make a less derpy Sara. Her head is just a bit too squat and her eyes are too buggy.
I really do NOT like the very limited options for character creation. Dragon Age Inquisition, running in the same engine, had far better customizing capabilities. I also do not like how I haven’t been able to manually save when I want to. The terrain has this odd shiny effect that makes it hard to see certain things, but DA:I had the same issue.
So the Reasons I mentioned: Kidney Stone and ER visit! I had the game set to download, and then THE WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE happened. Felt sick after, and it’s hard to run and jump and shoot things when it makes you nauseous.
Other than that? Game’s pretty fun, but I’m ready to get off this dang planet.
also my sister owned me so fucking hard today. i am not expecting anything in the mail for me whatsoever SAVE for my persona 5 boxset which will arrive in a decent sized box. so i came home from work and saw a DECENT SIZED BOX with my name on it…….waiting for me……..and i thought no way…for what reason would such a decent sized box come to the house but labeled for me… did it ship…early?! no of course it didn’t, it couldn’t have…….BUT WHAT ELSE- and then i saw it was from modcloth and i was like oh. yeah. it was so sobering…. like, oh yeah its gonna be my bday soon… and…yep. another hipster modcloth birthday gift i see.