jump-and-shoot

Swing the Wii Remote in a quick motion over your head to jump up and shoot- Whoop-Boooo Alright HUP-BAAHH!! Buckets! Hyup-HAAAH Kobe! Hup-Aahh KOBE! Jordan! Hup-Bah-Kobeeee!! Alright hup-BAAHH-KOBE!! KOBE!! Kobe. Kob- Kobe!! Buckets! Jordan? what is the metric Kobe! and its using to decide how Kobe! you make? KOBE BABY! KOBEBEEF! wha-why-   And- [LAUGHTER]   And Kobe!  what’s the math   Buckets! it’s doing to seeJordan! if you’re making the Jordan! shots Buckets! try Pippin?Oh yeah that’s it ¡Sccccottyyy Pippin! ScottyPippin! Charles BarkleeeYYyYYyyyyyyy! Larry Bird? Larry BiiiiIIIiiiiiird!! Larry Bird.

GOOD GOD WHAT’S THE DEAL.

Lana Del Rey photographed for Interview Magazine Germany, by Jork Weismann, in 2015. The background has been edited.

My experiences in TF2:

Scout

Baby scouts:

-Forget they have double jumps

-Run at heavies with their bats from like 30 feet away

-Fail really bat at parkour

-Use all their amo trying to kill the enemy sniper

-Gets headshot by said enemy sniper constantly

-Never stops yelling for medic

-Easily backstabbed

-Runs into walls

Decent Scouts:

- Double jumps everywhere

-Shoots at heavies instead

-Decent at parkour

-Only gets hit by snipers half the time

-Still calls for medic

Advanced Scouts:

-Neon everything

-You will always know where this player is because they’re like a damn beacon

-Is the one player playing the really bad quality beyonce music through their mic, has taped down their V key

-Parkous everything. Parkours his teammates. Parkours the objective. 

-Calls for medic every second of the game

God Scouts:

-Jaded as fuck

-Can take out a sentry single handedly

-Your team will never know where he is but he’s at the top of the leaderboard at all times

-Can switch direction midair like a cheetah

-Doesn’t even know what a medic is 

-He’ll take on a heavy with 25 and walk out with 24

-Never gets backstabbed

-Sniper’s better not even try hitting this guy

Sniper

Baby Snipers:

-Constantly scoped

-Don’t check for spies

-Get backstabbed a whole lot

-Gibus hat and pyrovision goggles

-Huntsman bows in mvm

-Caps points

-Trying his best

-Calls for medic a lot

Decent Snipers:

-Can headshot with the huntsman sometimes

-Goes out of his scope only to run around to a new spot

-Thinks about capping, leaves it to his team

-No cosmetics

-Tries to take on advanced snipers and fails

-Stands in obvious sniper nests

Advanced Snipers:

-Can headshot scouts

-Can play sniper in mvm and no one will really mind

-Spychecks himself often 

-Stays in unexpected locations, moves often

God Snipers:

-Can snipe a tin can in outer space

-Doesn’t miss shots

-Fear him

-Accused of hacking, just good

-Never moves the entire round, no one can even get close enough to kill him

-Top scores

-His own team doesn’t know where he is

-They don’t even see him leave the spawn room

-Probably doesn’t even blink

-Can hear spies decloaking 500 miles away

-Has xray vision

Medic

Baby Medic:

-Runs to the other side of the map to heal someone with 10% loss of health

-Pockets when he’s the only medic on the team

-Excited to heal and do good!

-Caps and fights with his syringe gun

-The team is happy he’s there, at least

God Medic:

-There is no type of medic other than baby and god

-Hates the medic class so much

-Wants to murder his teammates

-He’s absolutely everywhere

-You never see him healing anyone, but he’s top scoring and none of your teammates have died

-Can hit running scouts with a crusader’s crossbow

-Full of hellish rage 

-If you don’t thank him he WILL be in your room that night

summer memories

bright yellow slides, sand on the beach, fireflies twinkling, crickets chirping, light blue pool water, chlorine scented t-shirts, plastic paddling pools, sidewalk chalk doodles, freeze pops, campfires next to tents, pool noodles, flowers, swingsets, jump rope , and shooting stars

Lana Del Rey photographed by Nicole Nodland in February of 2013 for L'Officiel France.

5

I was a singer
Not a very popular one
I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful poet
But upon an unfortunate series of events, saw those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky
That I wished on over and over again, sparkling and broken
But I really didn’t mind because I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted and then losing it to know what true freedom is

2

“Hey now, be careful with that, I wouldn’t want you to shoot yourself by accident… Here, that’s how you hold a gun.”

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR GIRLFRIENDS. 
*throws glitter in the air*

Designing a Tutorial

Challenge: Create 1 level which shows a player the mechanics of “jump, slam, run and jump, jump and shoot, wall jump” without the use of words or pictures, the game is 2D. 

The idea of this is to allow the player to learn how the game is played, without being specifically told. So @cassandra-jade-gray and myself got to work trying to figure this one out. The above is what we came up with. The middle section is the completed level.

So here’s my Sara Ryder. I tried, y’all. I am not super far into the game because of reasons, and I’m considering starting over just to make a less derpy Sara. Her head is just a bit too squat and her eyes are too buggy.

I really do NOT like the very limited options for character creation. Dragon Age Inquisition, running in the same engine, had far better customizing capabilities. I also do not like how I haven’t been able to manually save when I want to. The terrain has this odd shiny effect that makes it hard to see certain things, but DA:I had the same issue. 

So the Reasons I mentioned: Kidney Stone and ER visit! I had the game set to download, and then THE WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE happened. Felt sick after, and it’s hard to run and jump and shoot things when it makes you nauseous.

Other than that? Game’s pretty fun, but I’m ready to get off this dang planet.

9

Margot Robbie + Magazine Shoot Masterpost (insp.)

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD

WHO FUCKING FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THIS SHIT

HOW DID THEY FIGURE IT OUT

NONE OF THAT MAKES ANY LOGICAL SENSE

BUT ALSO THIS SPEEDRUN EMBODIES CHELL AS A BITTER SPITEFUL CAPTIVE THAT WOULD TOTALLY SOLVE THE PUZZLE IN EVERY WAY BUT THE WAY GLADOS WANTED TO SKEW THE DATA

BUT MORE SO, WHAT THE FUCK

also my sister owned me so fucking hard today. i am not expecting anything in the mail for me whatsoever SAVE for my persona 5 boxset which will arrive in a decent sized box. so i came home from work and saw a DECENT SIZED BOX with my name on it…….waiting for me……..and i thought no way…for what reason would such a decent sized box come to the house but labeled for me… did it ship…early?! no of course it didn’t, it couldn’t have…….BUT WHAT ELSE- and then i saw it was from modcloth and i was like oh. yeah. it was so sobering…. like, oh yeah its gonna be my bday soon… and…yep. another hipster modcloth birthday gift i see.