My favorite Tomas Sanders Quotes
1) Guye, gals, and non-binary pals
2) Time out for thee and time out for thee. Foucus on isues or focus on me
3) E= MC Scared
4 ) I feel bittery, jittery and not very glittery
5) By the horn of a unicorn!
6) Have fun in your adultery
7) Disney reference, Regal aprecene, general awareness that Im better than you two.
8) Im still hungry
9) You look like a hot mess, nay a cool mess. Nay uncool. An uncool mess
10) Count Woe-loff
11) He’s probably listening to that PG 13 music again
12 ) Still dont like you (what was that?) Uhh…chim chim charoo
13) (Why do you keep quoting Mary Popins?)BECASUE JULIE ANDREWS IS A GODDESS!
14) Lets call them what they are: Creepy crawly death dealers
15) They’re not even realistic, but if need be I WILL destroy them for you
16) I love my dark strange son
17 ) You’re like an oatmeal rasin cookie thats comprised mostly of rasins
18) Does it look okay? Because a Prince has got to slay
19) The great spider threat of 2017 (They were just curtains)
20) Not so fast, my chemicaly imbalanced romance
21) I am not some breadroll to hold you over till dinner! I am the main course!
22) Jason Todd(ler)
23) I dont agree to this (To bad)
24) Ladies, Lords and non binary royalty
25) You tried. You failed. Let’s go to sleep. (It’s 2 pm)
26) Elementary my dear….daddy?
27) (Can I take a stab?) WHO GAVE HIM A KNIFE?
28) Feelings, the bane of my existence
29) Shush, and make a face of agreement like everyone else
30) (Motherf-) Father! Now you (Brother! I love word association games)
31) Eat a cookie, and when im feeling dangerous *whispers* I eat a second cookie