julia and jason

there are a lot of reasons that i love talia as a mother figure for jason, but a very prominent one is just imagining the kinds of hilarious and petty arguments he and damian get into

damian, in the middle of his draco malfoy phase: my father will hear about this!

jason: we have the same dad

damian: …my mother will hear about this!

jason: we have the same mom, you little shit


“Hi,” he’s seven when he inches his head nearer towards his wrist, as if proximity can cause his voice to perforate through his skin.

“I’m Reginald. You can call me Reggie. I’m going to be in Slytherin when I grow up - at Hogwarts when I’m eleven. My mother says that whoever you are—” he pauses and lets his thumb pad the crookedly-marked scripts of a loopy M and an ensuing K. It feels like normal skin.

“—You’re special, like how father is special to mother. You’re my special person.”

TITLE: and this blood, this blood, this blood
aka. the hogwarts + soulmates au no one asked for. reggie/midge. (warning: not a happy ending)

READ IT HERE (pls comment and leave a kudo!): x

Batfamily History!

Bare in mind that while the years are in order the specific months are not even listed so it may be a little mixed up: Bruce Wayne is introduced as batman Detective comics #27 1939 James Gordon is introduced as commissioner Gordon Detective Comics #27 1939 Dick Grayson is introduced robin Detective comics #38 1940 The name Gotham city was first used (cool tidbit I found out about) Batman #4 1940 Alan Scott appears (BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE IS A GOTHAM HERO WTF) All-American Comics #16 1940 Selina Kyle is introduced as catwoman Batman #1 1940 Alfred is introduced as the Wayne Family butler Batman #16 1943 Ace the bat-hound is introduced Batman #92 1955 Batman of all nations/club of heroes is formed! Detective Comics #215 1955 Kate (Kathy) Kane is introduced as batwoman Detective Comics #233 1956 Bette Kane is introduced as batgirl Batman #139 1961 Barbara Gordon becomes batgirl Detective Comics #359 1961 Boston Brand is introduced as Deadman Strange Adventures #205 1967 Jason Blood is introduced as Etrigan (although I’m not so sure he counts as a batfam member either way I’m too lazy to put more so this is all you get 4 the demon man) The Demon #1 1972 Lucius Fox is introduced Batman #307 1979 Julia Pennyworth is introduced as Alfred’s daughter Detective Comics #501 April 1981 Jason Todd is introduced Batman #357 1983 Jason todd becomes robin Batman #366 1983 Dick Grayson becomes nightwing! Tales of the Teen Titans #44 1984 Onyx Adams is introduced Detective Comics #546 1985 Jason Todd is adopted! New Teen Titans vol. 2 #55.  1986 Holly robinson is introduced!!! Batman #404 1987 Lil baby Damian Wayne makes an appearance! Batman: Son of The Demon 1987 Joker cripples Barbara gordon Batman: The Killing Joke 1988 Holly Robinson dies! Action Comics Weekly #613 1988 Jason Todd dies Batman: A Death in The Family April 27 1988 (never forget) Henri Ducard is introduced as one of Bruce’s main teachers Detective Comics #599 1989 Harold Allnut is introduced The Question #33 1989 Bette Kane becomes Flamebird Secret Origins Annual #3 1989 Barbara becomes Oracle Suicide Squad #23 1989 A wild Tim Drake appears! Batman #436 1989 Tim Drake became robin! Robin Batman #442 1989 Ling is introduced as Lynx Robin #1 1991 Dean Hunter is introduced as Nimrod the Hunter Batman: Shadow Of The Bat #7 1992 Stephanie brown is introduced as spoiler! Detective Comics #647 1992 Jean-Paul Valley is introduced as Azrael Sword Of Azrael #1 1992 Jean becomes Batman (for a bit) Batman #489 1993 Cassandra Cain is introduced Batman #567 1999 Cassandra (Cain) Wayne is adopted! Batman: No Man’s Land #0 1999 Helena Bertinelli briefly becomes Batgirl Batman: No Man’s Land #0 1999 Cassandra Cain becomes batgirl Legends of the Dark Knight #120 1999 Sasha Bordeaux is introduced Detective Comics #751 2000 Gavin King is introduced as Orpheus Batman: Orpheus Rising #1, 2001 Dick grayson is adopted Gotham Knights #17 2001 HAROLD ALLNUT IS DEAD!!! Batman: Hush #? 2003 Stephanie brown is “dead”??? Batman: War Games 2004 Onyx returns as Orpheus’ bodyguard! Batman: War Games 2004 Gavin King is dead!!! (NICE BODY GUARDING ONYX) Batman: War Games 2004 Darla Aquista is introduced! Robin Vol. 2 #121 2004 DARLA AQUISTA IS ALSO DEAD WTF Batman: War Games 2004 LING IS BEHEADED NOOOOO Batman: War Crimes 2005 Darla Aquista is brought back as Warlock’s Daughter ???? Internet will not say Jason Todd is introduced as red hood also Jason Todd is alive??? Batman #635 2005 Tim Drake is adopted Batman #654 2006 Holly Robinson is briefly catwoman (ya’ll know comic book writers they just brought her back without an explanation) Catwoman #53 2006 Kate Kane comes out of the closet! 52 #7 2006 Cheyenne Fremont is introduced as Cheyenne, then as nightwing Nightwing Vol. 2 #118 2006 Cheyenne Fremont retires I dunno man ;-; internet refuses to tell Damian Wayne meets his papa! Batman #655 2006 Charolette Gage-Radcliffe is introduced as batgirl! (Er, kinda… Also maybe she’s not a batfam member but she will always be in my eyes after her iconic batgirl debut that was shorter than Stephanie’s term as robin so…) Birds of Prey #96 2006 Wendy Harris becomes Proxy, the protege of Oracle (was originally a teen titans friend!!!) Teen Titans #34 2006 Charolette becomes misfit!!! Birds of Prey #96 2006 Damian becomes robin! Batman #657 2006 LING IS BACK!!! One Year Later 2006 LING IS DEAD (like one second later) NOOOOO One Year Later 2006 Simon Dark is introduced Simon Dark #1 2007 Colin Wilkes is introduced Detective Comics #847 2008 Lynx is now a mysterious “bad guy?” Robin Vol. 4 #179 2008 Bruce IS DEAD?! Final crisis Vol. 1 #6 2009 All the batboys fight for their father’s honor as batman! Battle For The Cowl (all) 2009 Dick Grayson officially becomes Batman! Batman & Robin vol #1, batman reborn 2009 Tim Drake stars as Red Robin… Robin #181 2009 Tim Drake officially becomes Red Robin! Red Robin #1 2009 Kitrina Falcone is introduced as Catgirl Batman #692 2009 Batman incorporated is formed (because batmen of all nations disappeared somewhere in between, just as batman inc is about to a couple years into the future (in 2010 terms!)) Batman & Robin #16 2010 Stephanie brown becomes batgirl!!! Batgirl Vol. 3 #9 2010 Titus is introduced Batman & Robin #2 2011 Lynx is not a bad guy!! Beautiful girl!!! Kisses Tim!! Iconic!!! Identity still unknown. Red Robin #23 2011 David Zavimbe (a special boy, a talented boy) appears as The Batman of Africa/Batwing! Batman Incorporated #5 2011 Kitrina Falcone retires as Catgirl Batman #712 2011 Mystery lady is introduced??? Batman vol. 2 #1 2011 Mystery lady is introduced as Harper Row! Batman vol. 2 #7 2012 Bat-cow is introduced Batman Inc. Vol. 2 #1 2012 Cassandra Cain becomes the Black Bat Batman Inc. Vol. 2 #6 2012 Damian Wayne is dead! Batman Inc Vol. 2 #8 2013 Bette Kane is introduced as hawkfire Batwoman #17 2013 Luke Fox appears as Lucius Fox’s son and soon after, Batwing Batwing #19 2013 Alfred the cat is introduced Batman Inc. Vol. 2 #6 2013 Duke Thomas is introduced! Batman: zero year #30 2014 Harper Row becomes bluebird! Batman vol. 2 #28 2014 Duke Thomas appears again! Batman: Endgame #? 2014 Dick Grayson is alive as Agent 37!! Grayson #1 2014 Jerry the turkey is introduced Li'l Gotham #12 2014 Damian is back!!! I’m crying my baby is back!!! Batman & Robin Vol. 2 #38 2015 Jim Gordon becomes batman Batman: Endgame 2015 We Are Robin is formed We Are… Robin #1 2015 Duke Thomas appears!!! Again!!!! As a we are robin guy!!! We Are… Robin #1 2015 Claire Clover is introduced as Gotham Girl DC Universe: Rebirth #1 2016 Tim drake is “dead”??? Detective Comics #940 2016 Duke Thomas is introduced as Lark!!! Batman All-star #1!!!! 2016!!!! Harold is somehow back, do not question, just thank the lord, Duke Thomas, for his return 🙏 All Star Batman #3 2016 My beautiful blue bird is bi! Detective Comics 945 2016 Background characters: Vicki Vale is introduced Batman #49 1948 Harvey Bullock is introduced Detective Comics #441 1974 Leslie Thompkins is introduced Detective Comics #457 1976 Renee Montoya is introduce Batman #475 1992 Also I sadly could not find out when Alfred first became penny-one or when Julia became penny-two so I’ll just say when it was they first appeared, I guess? Also please add more if I missed any. And if you want to learn about extended family like Bruce’s or Dick’s cousins and stuff that aren’t part of the batfam then GameSpot is a good place to look.

anonymous asked:

Anon who sent the Batman Musical ask! That was amazing! I laughed so much, and now I can just picture Jason singing/humming the songs on patrol and getting Steph to join in with him

  • there was a nightwing song. it referenced nightwing’s butt at least five times; three of them were puns. dick loves it. he sings it all the time, completely without shame.
    • damian is disgusted
    • why is grayson Like This
  • there was a robin song which was quite good
  • there was also a robin and batgirl song
    • jason and steph take to singing that one if they go on patrol together (or sometimes steph and cass sing it together)
    • there’s a line that goes something like “robin and batgirl here to stop this crime!!” which is perfect for jason and steph and it’s the main thing that they sing to announce their presence to the baddies
    • the best part is that they can switch out red hood and spoiler with it if they want (bc same syllable count), or they can keep it as is because they’re robin and batgirl, or steph can lay claim to robin and jason sings batgirl’s part while they’re kicking ass
    • it’s great
  • the best of adam west batman was there in the musical. and by that i mean there was a whole bunch of “gee willikers batman!” and “holy _____, batman!!”
    • did a tiny dick grayson actually say these things when he was robin? does gotham have an incredibly long memory when it comes to its vigilantes? or did the creators of the musical make it up wholesale as an added bit of humor
    • probably a bit of both honestly
    • the many and varied signs everywhere around the stage are just to be funny, though
  • the family ends up in a kind of competition to see how many quotes they can slip in before bruce notices and makes them stop
    • this game is different from the quote-off/singing competition that they also start to regularly involve themselves in with the rest of their siblings. in this game you get points for how many/most obvious/most obscure quotes/if you can make song lyrics sound like regular speech when talking to batman
    • bruce knows way too many song lyrics/quotes from this musical now
    • he’s so tired
  • a few weeks after the musical premiered, a video shows up on the internet, completely untraceable in the way that means oracle was involved somehow. 
    • in it, the person holding the camera is sneaking up on nightwing and batman. once you get close enough to hear them, it’s easy to see that nightwing is just quoting bits and pieces of the batman musical to batman’s face
    • finally, nightwing says a quote that, in the musical, has a direct response from batman. nightwing looks like he’s gearing up to finish the line and then carry on, but batman turns to him and–
    • he says the next line
    • nightwing nearly falls off the roof
    • “oh shit,” whoever’s holding the camera says, laughing so hard that they fumble their phone and the picture goes shaky
    • by the time it’s steady again, batman has turned to Look at the person with the camera
    • “hood, don’t even think about–” he starts
    • “too late!” red hood says, still laughing, and he takes off running. 
    • the last thing that the viewers can see is a glimpse of the night sky and a vigilante over hood’s shoulder as batman follows him

The song is  Issues by Julia Michaels


I’m jealous, I’m overzealous
When I’m down, I get real down
When I’m high, I don’t come down
I get angry, baby, believe me
I could love you just like that
And I could leave you just this fast

“Why didn’t you tell me!?!” You shout, throwing down Jason’s domino mask

“I couldn’t trust you! I was going to tell you soon, I promise!”

You snarl, “So you didn’t trust me!? You made me fall in love with you, only to dump this on me?!” Letting out a sob you sink into the couch, “What if you die out there, Jay? What am I gonna do then?”

“I’ll just have to make extra sure that I don’t die then, won’t I?”

But you don’t judge me
‘Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too
No, you don’t judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too

“Don’t judge me, asshole, just help me down”

Jason chuckles and reaches up, “How did this happen?”

You huff, letting him take some of the dishes that had tried to cascade down on you, “I just wanted some Tupperware, and when I tried to grab it, everything fell on me!! It’s like your apartment is boobytrapped!”

“It’s not boobytrapped, you were just too lazy to move everything on top” Jason grabbed your waist, and gently lifted you off of the counter.

“I said that you couldn’t judge me, if you start judging me about this, I’m going to start judging you for getting stuck in the dryer”

Jason huffed, “You said you wouldn’t bring that up!”

“Well, when you get stuck trying to hide in the dryer, just because Dick can, I don’t really think you have any room to judge my Tupperware avalanche, do you?”

“No” Jason grumbled.

'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

“I died, Y/N, I died and he did nothing, he let my killer get away. I just can’t face him, I don’t think I can, not yet” Jason whispered. He tucked you tightly into his side and pulled the blankets over your heads, “Is it so bad to never want to get out of bed?”

You sigh, gently running your fingers through his hair, “He still loves you, they all do, Jaybird. You might not be ready to forgive him, but just know that he loves you”

“I know, I know he does, it’s just … every time I see him that old anger comes up, I don’t know how to get over that”

“Have you tried talking about it?”

He snorted, “I’m talking about it with you”

You press a kiss to the side of his chest, “But I’m not the one who you’re angry at”

“You’re right”

“And even though you’re mad at Bruce, you can’t take it out on your brothers, that includes Tim. He looks up to you, you know”

“He does?”

“Yeah, he does. Maybe you should have a guy’s night. Mom asked me to come visit this weekend, so it would be the perfect time”

Jason hummed, “Maybe that’s a god idea”

You smile and snuggle closer to your boyfriend. Sometimes he just needed a little push in the right direction.

Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you

You do shit on purpose
You get mad and you break things
Feel bad, try to fix things
But you’re perfect
Poorly wired circuit
And got hands like an ocean
Push you out, pull you back in

“WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?!?!” Jason shouts, throwing his mug of coffee against the wall.


“He was raping and selling women!! I couldn’t let his continue to do that!”

“You could have sent him to jail! You didn’t have to shoot him!”

Jason rakes his fingers through his hair, “What if it had been you!?! What if he had touched you!?”

“What?” you whisper

“A few days ago I was watching you walk home from work, and I saw him. He was watching you, stalking you. What if he had attacked, would you still hate me for killing him?”

“Oh baby” Jason steps forward and pulls you into his arms, tucking your face into his neck.

“I can’t lose you, Y/N, I can’t let you get hurt, and if you hate me for protecting you, then you’ll just have to keep hating me”

“I could never hate you, Jaybird. I love you”

“I love you too”

'Cause you don’t judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too
No, you don’t judge me
'Cause you see it from same point of view

“Why did we come here?” you whisper, watching in horror as Bruce flounces around in his Brucie persona.

“You agreed” Jason hissed, “I told you that we shouldn’t go, but you wanted to play dress up”

“This was a terrible idea”

Jason chuckled and pressed a kiss to your forehead, “Why don’t you wait here, and I’ll get us some drinks?”

“I’m gonna need a drink if I have to watch Bruce any longer”

Almost as soon as Jason walks away, you’re approached by some drunk idiot, “’bout time you sent him away, baby”

“Excuse me? You need to back off”

“Chill out, baby. I just want to have some fun” He leaned forward, boxing you into the wall

Suddenly a large hand gripped the back of his jacket, “You might want to back off, buddy, before something really bad happens”

The guy glances over his shoulder at Jason and smirks, “No need to get mad, dude. I don’t mind sharing”

Jason snarled and threw the guy off of you, “Get the fuck off my girlfriend, pig” when Jason pulls you into a hug you smirk at the guy on the floor, “Let’s let out of here, baby”

“Yeah, let’s go.”

'Cause I got issues
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve 'em

“You know, we’re pretty fucked up”

Jason chuckles, “I’d have to agree with you, baby”

Yeah, I got issues
And one of them is how bad I need you

And one of them is how bad I need you
(I got issues, you got 'em too)

“If you leave me, I’ll kill you”

“I’d never leave you, baby”

You sniffle, “Even though I’m sick? You still love me?”

He leans forward and kisses your cheek, “Yes I still love you, even though you’re sick, now take youre medicine”

Whining you try to squirm out of Jason’s grasp, “I don’t wanna take it, it tastes gross”

“I know it tastes gross, but you have to take it to get better”

After taking your medicine and drinking a glass of orange juice you curl back up on the couch, “You know, it’s scary how much I need you”

“I know exactly what you mean”

'Cause I got issues
(I got)
But you got 'em too
So give 'em all to me
(You got 'em too)
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
(I got issues)
Of all our problems
'Cause we got the kind of love
(You got 'em too)
It takes to solve 'em

“What if it’s positive? What are we gonna do, Jay?”

“We’ll have to tell my brothers that they’ll be uncles”

You snort, “God, could you imagine how that conversation would go?!”

“Yeah, they would probably beat the shit out of me, and then go out and buy baby stuff with you”

Reaching out for Jason’s hand you give it a squeeze, “Are you alright with this?”

“Honestly? I’m kinda excited”

“Really?!” You yelp, not expecting that answer

“I mean, I’ve always wanted kids, especially with you, so yeah, I’m excited”

This timer goes off in the next room, “Well, let’s see if we have anything to be excited about”

Yeah, I got issues (I got)
And one of them is how bad I need you (You got 'em too)
Yeah, I got issues (I got issues)
And one of them is how bad I need you (You got 'em too)
Yeah, I got issues (I got)
And one of them is how bad I need you