Agent: So, Katie, there’s a role you might be interested in….
Is she tragic? Is she suffering? Is she pining? Is she gay? Could she be gayer? Does she need a huge hug? Does she deserve the world but no one seems to be giving it to her? Is she a little shady? Does she have a dark side? Is she too fabulous despite all of that? Does she die? Bitch sign me up. When’s the audition? (x)
people who are all like ‘the pokemon go update is way too late what a terrible broken game why does anyone still care’ can go fuck themselves tbh. programming is hard and complicated and catching virtual pokemon is fun. bye