On Saturday before the concert I was having a drink in the town pub and I knew I didn’t want to have to use the porta potties at the barn unless I absolutely had to. So before we left the pub I made a joke about avoiding the phenomenon that I witnessed at the last concert where, at a certain point, the drunken crowd lost the ability to lock the doors or keep track of which toilet another human had just entered.
The pub bathroom was a tiny single toilet room. There were only about 7 humans in the pub, 3 or 4 women, and sure enough as soon as I started peeing, the bathroom handle started jiggling.
Person on other side of door: *jiggle jiggle*
(I start to reach for the door handle but SheHulk on the other side of the door yanks it so hard she manages to pull it from the lock plate.
Shehulk, finally realizing that there was a reason the door was so difficult to open. The voice wasn’t in her head. And seeing a light on in the bathroom. Stopped just short of exposing me to herself and pub view.
I could hear one of the guys that she was with say, “WE ALL JUST SAW HER WALK TO THE BATHROOM”
I could tell by her voice shehulk was embarrassed and flustered.
I just went back to my table, chuckling “I cannot fucking believe I was porta pottied in an actual bathroom with a locked door PRE concert.”