juicy g

anonymous asked:

if mark has a thicc nec and ethan has a big dicc and tyler has a juicy licc, what does g have? -fhris

a bunch of dicks in his ass


The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy Live At Mtv’s the Grinds (Rare Footage) 1995


1. Full Clip - Gang Starr

2. Moment of Truth - Gang Starr

3. They Reminisce Over You - Pete Rock & CL Smooth

4. World is Yours - Nas

5. CREAM - Wu Tang Clan

6. Rapper’s Delight - Sugarhill Gang

7. Check the Rhime - A Tribe Called Quest

8. Children’s Story - Slick Rick

9. Juicy - Notorious B.I.G

10. Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty by Nature

11. Put it On - Big L

12. Shook Ones pt 2 - Mobb Deep

13. Passin’ Me By - The Pharcyde

14. Gin & Juice - Snoop Doggy Dogg

15. 93’ Till Infinity- Souls of Mischief

Stuff I’ll do when I’m President

Good news everyone I’m running for President here are some of my super sweet ideas for how to make this country great again: 

  • Bring back bullpen cars to baseball.
  • End MLB blackouts

  • I’ll be honest most of my platform is baseball related.

  • Ban Gambit

  • Every kid who wants a trampoline should get a trampoline.

  • If corporations are going to be people they have to do people stuff like bake me cookies just because, buy a round every once in a while, and help me move.

  • Build a massive wall to protect us from Donald Trump.

  • Notorious B.I.G.’s “Juicy” is the new national anthem.

  • High speed rail system for getting decent burritos to the rest of the country.

  • National Nap Hour is the law of the land

  • Cabinet dissolved and replaced with koala bears

  • Appoint a federal commission to solve the whole “is a hot dog a sandwich?” thing once and for all.

  • Figure out how to put Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s brain and consciousness into a robot or something because we need her to be around forever.

  • You’re allowed to fly the Confederate flag if and only if you’re the reanimated corpse of a Confederate Army soldier.

  • Street harassment punishable by BEES!

  • Round up anyone who identifies as “Yelp Elite” and send them to some kind of reeducation camp.

  • Goat Olympics