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babsthegingerqueen  asked:

Izzy izzy izzy izzy can we have some more coran headcanons?

i’m so glad someone finally requested space vodka dad

  • coran mentally refers to pidge as “the small one”
  • [hunk cooks something] coran, who thinks it’s fucking delicious but is very petty: “yeah it’s just. i mean it’s pretty good i suppose, though i prefer the good ol’ goo :/”
  • he’s got a potty mouth
    • little allura learned curse words from him
    • “oh quiznak– wait jugat– wait no uh, those are bad words princess, please don’t say– ah quiznak–”
  • one time shiro sprained his ankle and coran just kinda tossed him over his shoulder and carried him all the way to the med bay without blinking
  • lance thinks that young coran’s poses and sleeveless shirts are like. peak fashion
  • english infuriates him
    • [hunk fist bumps coran] “coran that was so cool!” “cool?” “oh it’s a slang term on earth that means ‘really impressive’”
    • [lance pats coran on the back] “coran that was fire!!” “what? what’s on fire-” “no no i mean that was really impressive”
    • those are- those are opposite words what the hell–
  • keith: “i wasn’t injured. i was lightly stabbed” coran: “i’m sorry, you were stabbed?” keith: “lightly stabbed. i didn’t wanna worry you”