judy judy bo budy

me: *doing math homework, which is pretty important*

brain: do you remember this song?

brain: The nameee gameee

me: pls no

brain:  Judy! Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana Fanna fo Fudy Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

me: oh no

22.Kit Walker (AHS Asylum)

Morning/Afternoon/Some indeterminate time that fits neither of the other two options! How’re you all? I hope you are doing magnificently. You all deserve to be doing magnificently. Ives and I are lucky, we have pretty awesome followers. I’m feeling quite happy right now because Easter and Chocolate…. I DON’T THINK WITH MY STOMACH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Hehe, no I do. I really do. It makes me happy XP I hope you all had an amazing Easter (I’m not really religious, but if that’s your thing, you own it, friend!) Anyway, Happy Reading! 

~Tab

“The Name Game! JUDY!!! JUDY JUDY BO BUDY BANANA FANA FO FUDY FI FO MO MUDY…. JUDY!!!!” I sang to Mama Jude. Probably very out of tune, probably very out of time. Probably just crap in general, but she was in a daze. I turned on the music-playing-thingy-ma-bob and turned it to the real song. Whatever the fancy new tech was called. I had no clue.

I started grooving around, trying to get Mama Jude out of her stupor. It was not working in the slightest!
A man was watching me as I moved my little fisted hands in a skier motion one at a time and as my hips followed suit.

“What?!” I laughed.
Kit got up and laughed too. “You call those moves? Nah, these are moves!” We couldn’t really have a lot of fun here as friends of the wrongly convicted, but this was by far one of the best moments of my life. Kit started on some fancy footwork so I laughed and started pretending to be snorkelling and grooving. After the song finished we retired onto the couch, exhausted from our “hard work”.

Kit turned to me and I looked at him. Our gaze met and I started leaning in…. Just a second before our lips touched, Kit turned away.
“What? What’s… Ah… What’s the matter?” I asked, desperately trying to forget the pain of rejection.
“I just… I can’t.”
“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice”
“I can’t put you through this. Dating me… It always ends wrong.” I shook my head. What absolute rubbish.
“I couldn’t care less.”

And with that I kissed him. Who cared what happened to us in the future… I wasn’t going to let little green men get in the way of my love life!

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The Name Game!

Judy! Judy, Judy bo Budy Banana fanna fo Fody

Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana! Lana, Lana bo Bana Banana fanna fo Fana

Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

Come on everybody!

I say now let’s play a game

I betcha I can make a rhyme

out of anybody’s name.

The first letter of the name,

I treat it like it wasn’t there.

But a B or an F

or an M will appear.

And then I say bo add a B then

I say the name and Banana fanna and a fo

And then I say the name again with an F very plain

and a fee fy and a mo

And then I say the name again with an M this time

and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper! Pepper Pepper bo Bepper Banana fanna fo Fepper

Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,

I drop them both and say the name like:

Bob, Bob drop the B’s Bo ob

For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red

For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary

That’s the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo:

Bo!

Now Tony with a B:

Bony!

Then Banana fanna fo:

Banana fanna fo!

Then you say the name again with an F very plain:

Fony!

Then a fee fy and a mo:

fee fy mo!

Then you say the name again with an M this time:

Mony!

And there isn’t any name

that you can’t rhyme.

Kit! Kit, Kit bo Bit Banana fanna fo Fit

Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

The Name Game!

The Name Game
Jessica Lange
The Name Game

Judy
Judy, judy, bo budy banana fanna fo fudy
Fee fy mo mudy, judy

Lana
Lana, lana, bo bana banana fanna fo fana
Fee fy mo mana, lana

Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody’s name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn’t there
But a b or an f or an m will appear
And then I say bo add a b then I say the name and banana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an f very plain and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an m this time and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper
Pepper, pepper, bo bepper banana fanna fo fepper
Fee fy mo mepper, pepper

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, bob drop the b’s bo ob
For fred, fred drop the f’s fo red
For mary, mary drop the m’s mo ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary.

Okay?

Now say bo: bo
Now tony with a b: Bony
Then banana fanna fo: Banana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an f very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: Fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an m this time: Mony
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme

Kit, kit, bo bit banana fanna fo fit
Fee fy mo mit, kit

The Name Game.

The Name Game

The name game!

Judy! Judy, Judy bo Budy
Banana fanna fo Fudy
Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana! Lana, Lana bo Bana
Banana fanna fo Fana
Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game!
I betcha I can make a rhyme
out of anybody’s name

The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn’t there
but a B or an F
or an M will appear

And then I say: bo add a B
then I say the name
and Banana fanna and a fo

and then I say the name again
with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo

and then I say the name again
with an M this time
and there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper! Pepper, Pepper, bo Bepper
Banana fana fo Fepper
Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name
like:

Bob! Bob drop the B’s Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary

Okay?
Now say: Bo!
Bo!
Now Tony with a B:
Bony!
Then Banana fanna fo:
Banana fanna fo!
Then you say the name again with an F very plain:
Fony!
Then a fee fy and a mo:
Fee fy mo!
Then you say the name again with an M this time:
Mony!
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme!

Kit.
Kit, Kit bo Bit
Banana fanna fo Fit
Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!

The name game!