judging babies

We got your back Jensen ❤️

I stay out to late, I’ve had way too many drinks,
That’s what people say, that’s what people say, 


I got too emotional and I can’t even think straight
At least that ’s what people say, that’s what people say

But I keep smiling, 
Can’t stop, won’t stop joking, 


Cause I know all my friends got my back
And it’s gonna be alright


Cause bitches gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off


And the shippers gonna ship, ship, ship, ship, ship,
And the judgy gonna judge, judge, judge, judge, judge
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

I’m a grown up man, everything’s fine in my head,
And that’s what they don’t see, that’s what they don’t see


I’m living on my own, I can take care of myself,
And that’s what they don’t know, that’s what they don’t know

But I keep fighting
Can’t stop, won’t stop joking, 


Cause I know all my friends got my back
And it’s gonna be alright

Cause bitches gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off


And the shippers gonna ship, ship, ship, ship, ship,
And the judgy gonna judge, judge, judge, judge, judge
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

Hey hey hey
Just think while you’ve been bitching and spreading hate
all over the social media you could’ve been a real fan and show your love and support.


And to the moose and angel over there
with the hella friendship thank you for loving our squirrel 
so we can shake shake shake

Cause bitches gonna bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off


And the shippers gonna ship, ship, ship, ship, ship,
And the judgy gonna judge, judge, judge, judge, judge
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

Allura, can we keep him?

During his father’s diplomatic meeting on Emperor Zarkon’s main ship, the youngest altean prince becomes infatuated with a fluffy, purple galra boy and tries to use his adorable charm on his big sister to let him bring the boy with them back to Altea (with which said galra is NOT amused). 

GOT7 expectations vs reality

Mark expectation: hot rapper from the US of the A, silent sexy type, leaves girls on the floor with one look
Mark reality: In love with Jinyoung, likes hitting people with the plastic hammer, afraid to speak English in front of Koreans, laughs at Jackson stupid things

Jaebum expectation: Mature leader, father figure, sexy model, works out everything all the time
Jaebum reality: FOOD, bitch ass-, will whoop your ass, sassy little fuck, highkey is done with the group and wants to leave murder everyone, highkey trying to get into youngjae’s pants

Jinyoung expectation: eomma~, pretty boy in every drama that everyone likes, loving
Jinyoung reality: blunt as fuck, will call you out, not dealing with your shit, stop embarrassing me, “I don’t know you”

Youngjae expectation: cutesy tootsy, puppy member, happy virus, sexy main vocal, normal one
Youngjae reality: normal? Can I eat it?, judging your choices, actual baby, lowkey trying to get into Jaebum’s pants, can youngrish very well 

Bambam expectation: sexy foreign main rapper why so many foreign rappers they fucking me up, cool and chic member, classy, girls are literally melting
Bambam reality: DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB  DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB

Yugyeom expectation: maknaeee, bullied by hyungs occasionally, youngest so he listens to his elders, baby, sexyyyyyyyyy, vocals slaying me
Yugyeom reality: tallest, will actually wreck you, hyungs watch out, knows thinks he’s better than his hyungs

Jackson expectation: ???
Jackson reality: ???? and hates eric

Simple Lucky Penny Enchantment

We’ve all heard of “lucky pennies.” It’s a superstition that has woven its way so far into our society we often forget to acknowledge it as magick. This is a simple enchantment of sorts to bring luck and wealth into your life.

You will need:

  • A penny (if your currency doesn’t use pennies, use whatever coin is “lucky” in your culture, if any, or any copper coin, or gold if copper is unavailable) 
  • A sharpie (fine point is better) 
  • A white candle (this one is a must)
  • A gold candle (optional) 
  • Works best during a waning moon but will work any time

Pennies are said to be lucky, and the copper/gold color represents wealth and success and ambition, so that makes pennies the perfect choice for both luck and wealth! Waning moons are also great times for luck spells. 

It’s said a penny found heads-up is lucky. For this reason, I drew the following sigil on the front: (credit: I found it on tumblr, saved it to my phone and i can’t remember where I found it. If anyone can direct me to the OP I will credit them! So sorry for this!) 

On the tails side, I drew this sigil: (credit: sopherielspeaks )

If you use one candle, light it at the back of your workspace and draw the sigils in front of it. If you use two, light them on the right and left sides and work between them.

If you do this during a waning moon, do it after dark by candlelight. Otherwise do it during the day in a room well lit by sunlight. 

Flip the coin several times, being careful to catch it each time, while visualizing yourself having all the luck and money you need (and perhaps the areas of life you need the extra luck, or the things you need the money for, or how you expect/want to come by the money, etc). Feel free to add any kind of chant here, if you like. 

Hold the penny between your fingers and hold it over the white candle as close to the flame as you can comfortably withstand to purify the enchantment (prevent accidental bad luck, and prevent you from getting tainted money). If you have a gold candle, do the same to it to strengthen the wealth and ambition. 

Leave the penny overnight in the waning moonlight to charge if possible, otherwise for a day in the sunlight (best if its a sunny day.) 

Carry the penny with you in your shoe everywhere you go. Walking will help keep the sigils charged. Also, carrying a coin in your shoe is a common method to bring money into your life.

Shingen x MC (NSFW)

I was supposed to write something for Nobu’s birthday, and instead finished the Shingen smut I started like two months ago. Sorry, Nobu, I promise I’ll try and get something out before the end of the month.

ALSO, this is my first attempt writing smut so keep that in mind. MC is named after my MC to make it cleaner. Also also, my beta reader is a man who has no knowledge of SLBP, so take that how you will. This is 3k words, so under the cut to save dashes and wandering eyes!


Takeda Shingen is a busy man. Which is to be expected, attempting to unify Japan isn’t exactly easy, and you definitely don’t get to have days off. Even still, everyone needs a break every now and then, and the Tiger of Kai is no exception.  

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Keith: we are literally light years and galaxies away in space you idiot
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