judge me i dare you what

Shared house traits

Gryffindor & Hufflepuff
-sweet summer child
-close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs
-giggles “that’s what she said”
-likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999%
-probably still owns a stuffed toy

Ravenclaw & Slytherin
-already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you
-judging you not-so-silently
-“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.”
-intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS
-“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?”
-too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw
-already stalked you on all your social media accounts
-board games. video games. gaaames. 
-always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is. 
-BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy.
-PUNS

Slytherin & Hufflepuff
-knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse
-“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down”
-literally gives the best first impressions
-it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding
-work, work, work, workwork

Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw
-“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it”
-that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified
-my otp is better than yours
-“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so”
-happier when all is peaceful and quiet

Gryffindor & Slytherin
-“NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN”
-that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them)
-has never made a good decision after 2am
-*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff*
-selfie game too strong

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My Hogwarts House designs! 

I hope you like them!

For sale on tees and as prints and more HERE



Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!”

“…Let’s build the snowman….”

My baby – I’m so proud! ヽ(^▽^)ノ But I don’t know if he’ll survive till the next morning because of the weather *sob*

What photo manipulation? Pffft! That’s my real face right there! Who in hell wouldn’t be thrilled to sit on Stanford’s lap? While making such a face? Don’t you dare to judge me!

  • Jimin: Alright Yoongi truth or dare?
  • Yoongi: Dare.
  • Jimin: I dare you to kiss me.
  • Yoongi: ... Are you sure?
  • Jimin: *Nods and blushes*
  • Yoongi: *Kicks Jimin's leg*
  • Jimin: Ow what was that!
  • Yoongi: Well you wanted me to kick you.
  • Jimin: Kiss! I said kiss me! Why would I want you to kick me!
  • Yoongi: *Shrugs* I don't know what gets you going.

I’ve been told a million times that because my favourite groups no longer win as much or even at all, they are dying irrelevant groups now. Well, judging by Tell Me What To Do, SHINee is a dying irrelevant group as well. I dare you to call any of SHINee irrelevant, no group should be measured purely on current music show wins for success.

Hurricane (Baekhyun x You)

Baekhyun/you, rated M, nsfw

A highschool love/hate AU bc everyone love hate/love smut, right?

I led the revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free.
We said, “No more war, no more clothes!
Give me peace.
Oh kiss me!


„Truth or Dare?“

„…Dare.“ The answer came reluctantly, as if the girl wasn’t sure which one of either would be worse. Judging by the look on her face, both.

The boy who had spoken was grinning mischievously, tapping his chin to make a show of thinking about something for the girl to do.

After a few moments his face lit up, a glint in his eyes that made the girl seemingly uneasy.

I dare you to kiss your crush.“

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Chapter 7 The Sorting Hat 

“Oh, you may not think I’m pretty, But don’t judge on what you see, I’ll eat myself if you can find A smarter hat than me. You can keep your bowlers black, Your top hats sleek and tall, For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat And I can cap them all. There’s nothing hidden in your head The Sorting Hat can’t see, So try me on and I will tell you Where you ought to be. You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart; You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffis are true And unafraid of toil; Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, if you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind; Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends. So put me on! Don’t be afraid! And don’t get in a flap! You’re in safe hands (though I have none) For I’m a Thinking Cap!”

  • Jesus: Hahaha i can't believe you are daring me to kiss Daryl
  • Carol: Paul, i think i didn't-
  • Jesus: You are so funny i can't believe you're making me do this
  • Carol: Paul i didn't-
  • Jesus: You're so funny, such a weird idea i cant believe you sometimes, I gotta find Daryl now hahaha -leaves.-
  • Carol: What...
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L: We can’t do anything. We can’t force anybody to do something they don’t want to do. 

G: It seems Luna made it very clear she wasn’t going to say anything. 

M: Yeah, and in front of everybody. That girl has a code*. If she’s really close to Felicity then that speaks very highly of her. It’s hard to keep your beliefs when there’s people putting pressure on you. 

G: So, you’re saying you’d be capable of doing something like that?

M: Doing what? Standing up for you in public? Obviously. 

G: No, no, basically confessing you’re still very much eclipsed by her. 

On A Date

Me: So did you save Matt?

Them: No, I didn’t really care about him, he’s so pointless and boring, I don’t really like him and his death scene was-

Me: *grabs a breadstick and starts beating them over the head with it* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HOW DARE YOU LET MY SWEET CINNAMON ROLL TEDDY BEAR DIE THAT WAY I S2G

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“ So Ginny poured her soul out to me, and her soul happened to be exactly what I wanted…I grew stronger on a diet of her deepest fears, her darkest secrets. I grew powerful, far more powerful than little Miss Weasely. Powerful enough to start feeding Miss Weasely a few of my secrets, to start pouring a little of my soul back into her ”

Ace Attorney Courts Be Like
  • Judge: I am the ruler of this court! I demand respect and I will be treated with it as well!
  • Franziska: *whips him*
  • Godot: *insults the Judge*
  • Manfred: *literally does every disrespectful thing known*
  • Judge: *lets everyone get away with it
  • Phoenix: *breathes*
  • Judge: WHAT GREAT DISRESPECT HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS I AM THE RULER OF THIS COURT
athliotis replied to your post: You’ve had conflicts with Loptyr, Medeus, and…

“DESPICABLE? SENDING OUR KIN TO WAR DUE TO HATRED? Naga you are a wretched, but you would DARE judge what Medeus has done when YOU betrayed all our kind?!”

“You can hardly call me a betrayer when I saw what was happening. I saw the degeneration. I mercy-killed far too many when they began to degenerate. I was trying to save our kind from extinction. You were ignorant and refuse to acknowledge that we could no longer stay in our true forms. I offered a way to save our people. You chose to ignore it.”

Doctor's Orders || For just-french-me-up

Based on a prompt from @just-french-me-up
about Jehan getting sick and Montparnasse trying to take care of him.

“BABET! Babet, you’re a doct- I mean, you practice medicine, don’t you? You’ve got to help!” Montparnasse seized Babet’s arm, shaking him.

Babet’s expression remained impassive. “Dare I ask?”

“It’s-”

“That poet of yours, isn’t it?”

“Well, yes…

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rowle  asked:

a NERD. but like, a salty nerd? idk i feel like ur lowkey nice but like highkey intimidating. also u probably get emotional too often abt marcus flint angst js

why is there is a question mark after salty nerd honestly. also lowkey I don’t talk abt hp a lot so a lot of my Nerd ™ doesn’t show - exhibit: I only found out this year that one of my friends never read!!! the!! books!!! (she was reading the first one when she told me) (the horror)
also I’m not intimidating, not even lowkey ahah, I’m short leave me alone beanstalk (and??? Too often??? how dare u, it’s not my fault I get attacked with angst) (sideeyes certain ppl of wHICH U ARE ONE TYVM)

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’d be like in real life (I should sleep soon)

Axl Appreciation Post

I just wanna say that I’m extremely proud of Axl. Despite what everyone said he’s put on amazing shows (both with ACDC and GnR), he hasn’t gone on any long rants or gotten pissed, he hasn’t canceled any shows or been late. He’s going to rehearsal and preparing.

He’s clearly grown up and I think he’s gotten the help he needed to truly be happy. You can see how happy he is in photos. He’s glowing, his smile is genuine, and I think he’s happier than he’s ever been.

So how bout instead of looking for things to complain about we give him credit. I’m sick of people looking for something to complain about and tear him apart for.

Axl Rose will never see this; but I am so fucking proud of you and happy for you baby. And you’re doing fucking amazing. ❤️❤️❤️