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Who does he think he is? Some kind of Hollywood action hero?

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Who likes to read poetry?

Who likes to watch sappy dramas?

Who makes Bobby watch sappy dramas?

Who always wants to cuddle?

Who gets the most jealous?

Who does Bobby love the most?

Who loves Bobby the most?

Who confessed their feelings first?

Who initiated the first kiss?

Who hogs the covers at night?

Who is Bobby’s first love?

Who did Bobby give his v-card to?

Who gets the D?

Thank you that’s all the time we have. 

Jack was having a blast.

The piles of tablets he needed to pick through before lunch were all knocked on the floor next to his desk, the holo displays overhead were chock full of windows marked urgent but were entirely ignored. Jack didn’t want any distractions; he needed all his focus as he wiggled a familiar clip on tie across his desk top.

“Get it, you freakin’ adorable beanie baby lookin’ buttface, kill it,” Jack cooed at the small tottering kitten that swatted at the red silk. The kitten mewled, a big sound for such a tiny thing, opening its tiny mouth so wide its eyes scrunched up. It kept trying to pull back, to ignore the tie, but as soon as Jack would give it a wiggle sure enough a potato sized puff ball would latch onto it with awkward uncoordinated claws.

“That’s it, shred this piece of shit. You’re gonna thank me later, kitten,” Jack snorted, repeating the endearment under his breath and chuckling while the fur ball on his desk grasped the clothe and flopped onto its back, chewing at the fabric and kicking at the tie with its back feet.

The puff bean was growling properly now with all its micro fury, snagging and tugging threads out of place, when Jack’s ECHO went off. He considered turning his ECHO off before reading the incoming caller’s ID, and sighing dramatically. With a grimace he answered, flipping the call on speaker so he could tug the tie and drag the pissed kitten across the desk.

“Whatchya got?” Jack drawled.

“S-so it’s permanent,” came a shaky feminine voice. There was an audible gulp.

“Huh. Well R and D’s airlock or mine?” Jack smirked, letting the little tiny baby cat chew on his fingers as it lost interest in the tie.

“Sir, before I answer that it’s my duty to inform you that while the change is permanent we are pretty sure we can have him go through an augmented exposure, one set to change him back but, um, not back but reform things again so that – “

“Ugh, shut it nerd. Now how sure is pretty sure?” Jack interrupted, holding one paw between his fingers while the kitten took on an offended backwards ear tilt as it tried and failed to take its paw back.

“V-very! So sure, we are just,” there was a weird dry sounding gasp, “we are so totally sure. One hundred percent.”

“Mmmkay. See ya in ten,” with that Jack hung up. Scratching at his stomach he manhandled the kitten, bracing his hand under its soft tummy and picking it up in a way that all legs dangled free. There was a small cry as Jack stood, then came shivering all throughout the little tater tot’s body.

“Oh, yeah. You’re afraid of heights,” Jack mumbled. Shifting his hold Jack cradled an arm to his front, bracing his kitten between his arm and his chest. He briefly locked eyes with the kitten before it tucked its face nervously into the crook of Jack’s elbow.

“Chill, I gotchya Rhysie.”

//Part 1// Part 2 - TBA //

Early apologies to anyone who follows me who actually reads my shit
I beg you not to judge me okay I’m still questioning and exploring this new thing I have discovered-

So I’ve noticed there’s lots of monster boy/human girl or monster girl/human boy in the teratophilia tag but?? Where’s my human boy/monster boy?? Human girl/monster girl??

A 10'0 tall monster with scales and horns and curved claws wrapped around his 5'8 tall human with freckles and soft spiky hair and a cocky grin because hey, look, my true love is this huge, terrifying monster who’s actually a marshmallow.

A 9'8 tall demon with feathers and spikes and long teeth carrying her 5'4 blonde, chubby and angelic girlfriend on her shoulder with a proud look because she has the best human who loves her even though she’s non-human and her human is just as proud because her monster is so sweet and kind and shy around her.

Like where are my gay monsters guys-

its kinda like……i knw so many ppl who would genuinely love to be close to me and be best friends w me but i literally…..always isolate myself n keep myself from making other friends bc im worried that if i meet a new friend then they wont get how i am or they’ll think im weird or really hyper or really boring bc i can be all of those things n im jus 2 scared to get my hopes up when i knw that the friendships i make usually dnt last lmao

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normal person vs kpop fan
  • Normal person: *uses normal instrumentals for background music*
  • Kpop fan: *has an instrumental ready for every situation.*
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I just love my best friend so much :’) I’m actually crying, she’s so sweet ♥

so.. um I hit 2,000+ followers and I’m just speechless..

Thank you all so very much for the all the support and love you have given me! I can not thank you guys enough! 

You have all really helped me get through some rough times.. so thank you for just believing in me when no body else would ^//^ I’m so glad I joined this site and I got to talk to such wonderful people and make amazing friends! You all have helped me so much you have no idea. Thank you for every like, reblog, message and for all the cute tags you guys do! <33

You are all so amazing! I love you all! ALSO! HAPPY HOLIDAYS! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

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