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The Signs As Judge Judy Quotes
  • Aries: The only attitude I tolerate around here is my own! You speak, then I rule, and after that you shut up. Do you understand?
  • Taurus: I eat morons like you for breakfast. You're going to be crying before this is over
  • Gemini: 'Um' is not an answer!
  • Cancer: Why are you here? (I'm here for pain and suffering) Yours or mine?
  • Leo: (Sorry I'm nervous) Well get un-nervous
  • Virgo: Beauty fades, dumb is forever
  • Libra: Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs
  • Scorpio: I love the truth. If you don't tell me the truth you're going to be eating your shoes
  • Sagittarius: I don't care how the Word of God applies here. This is a courtroom, not a church, so don't preach to me
  • Capricorn: On your BEST day you're not as smart as I am on my WORST day
  • Aquarius: Don't pee on my leg & tell me it's raining
  • Pisces: I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you