judee

a list of things that happened in last night's episode

1. new ship: lena/lotion

2. where does a 13 yr old with less freedoms and privileges than a pet fish get a t-shirt on such short notice like that? I know he didn’t make it, that screen-printing shit takes ages (ooh if abc family really wanted to go there they should’ve had connor buy jude a label-maker OHHH GAY PUNS thank you folks I’ll be here all week)

3. mat be like: SURPRISE. I AM HOME. I AM GUILTY. LET’S HAVE GUILT SEX. slow your roll honey, not even make-up sex can fix the levels of awko-taco flying around the room between you and your girlfriend rn

4. I need to have words with whoever picked the song for the beach scene oh my goshhh please just no, I am literally turning into a barbie doll as I listen to this

5. jude and connor better be playing some game against each other on their phones, not texting people while the bae sits 5 feet away (nvm I just watched the episode again and heard jude say “rematch” and a) I apologize for doubting my baby gays and b) that’s fucking adorable)

6. who wears short-shorts? MAT WEARS SHORT-SHORTS short-shorts short-shorts ew the word shorts looks really weird the more you stare at it

7. mariana always sounds so sad lately :(

8. what, no confused plumber characters this episode? I guess that must mean shit’s getting real

9. lena’s dad is a precious santa-bearded gemstone

10. “…and lots of queer kids don’t even go to prom” oh ok see when I watched the sneak peek I thought they cut off the beginning of that scene, but nope. they’re just gonna jump right into it. okay then.

11. WHEN I FIRST HEARD COLE SAY “I’M GONNA HIT THE WATER” I WAS LIKE OMG ARE THEY GONNA DO IT AND THEN THEY DID IT. THEY SHOWED HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF. IT WAS GROUNDBREAKING AND I CRIED.

12. okay I give up AJ’s a cutie

13. this episode of the fosters should be called White Privilege and Embarrassing Boyfriends

14. stef freaking out about prom night in the nerdiest, mommiest possible way just gives me life. “mom, seriously?”    “yes, I’m so serious”

15. everything about prom as a tradition is awkward and uncomfortable and I’m so happy that the fosters was able to capture that lololol

16. HAhAhaHA YEaH THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS ON THE STAIRS. THAT’S NOT OK IN ANY UNIVERSE.

17. nate’s going to turn out to be a dick I can just tell by his teeth. they’re too straight and clean. I can’t trust someone whose teeth are that straight and clean

18. @olderLGBT+kidswhoshouldknowbetter SHUT. SHUT. SHUT YOUR MOUTH, FAM.

19. brandon and kat reach new levels of childishness. I’m impressed, seriously

20. something you need to know about me is that I am very very susceptible to second-hand embarrassment, and therefore when I saw connor dancing I literally whispered “oh no” and had to avert my eyes

21. cole and callie dancing. music gets slow. random lobster pops out of nowhere: KISS DA GURL

22. this video is taking 40 days and 40 nights to load, so here’s me vamping:

roses are red

violets are fucking violet

cole deserves happiness

why haven’t jude and connor kissed yet

shut up it totally rhymes

23. some of those prom outfits were !!!!

24. “am I wrong about this” NO. NOPE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU’RE NOT also stef sticking up for lena with her mom made me so emotional. wow this ep tackled some huge issues and came out relatively unscathed. I’m honestly awestruck here.

25. hahahaahahaahaahaha nate. bye bitch.

26. naaaAAAHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND I STILL WASN’T PREPARED

27. “I am super gay. For you.” ok this is the best possible way it could have ever been phrased, because:

a) it is 100% awkward thirteen year old and just beautifully in-character and a really really hilarious and adorable way of coming out to your bf, also:

b) like, are there other sexual orientations besides homosexuality? yeah. but they aren’t relevant atm and jude doesn’t have to worry about those yet. he’s only 13/14 after all. for now, all he needs to know is that he likes connor, and that’s the only label he cares about.

plus now he can still within reason wear that shirt

(is this biphobia? mmm imho no. and I should know, having experienced biphobia in all its various forms throughout my life *jazz hands* yay biphobia

I’ll tell you why it’s not biphobia, too. when connor shows him the shirt (the shirt that says I’M NOT GAY in big fucking letters, you know the one), jude gets uncomfortable. when jude’s dad comes around and jude is given the chance to tell him he has a boyfriend, jude gets uncomfortable. when it’s expressly said by a classmate of his that “no one cares” what the sitch is with him and connor, jude is still uncomfortable. jude’s main issue wasn’t labeling himself as gay. his main issue was publicly doing ‘gay’ things. and one of those gay things is having a boyfriend.

jude hasn’t labeled his sexuality yet. he’s only put a label on his feelings towards connor, and that was something connor really deserved, because no one should stay in a relationship where they feel like secret, let alone something to be embarrassed of

that’s my long way of getting around to saying that the question of whether jude is bisexual or not (or pan or demi etc etc) has nothing to do with it.)

wow that got wild af okay moving on

28. connor’s reaction ended me. smile made of pure sunshine. laughing to himself. ducking his head shyly. HAPPY LIL BOUNCE. I am dead

29. cole might be the only male character on this show rn who could become a love interest for callie and I’d be like SIGN ME UP FUCKERS, also it would be a good way address Young LGBT+ People Issues in other people’s storylines – not always just jude and connor all the time

30. yo of all the places cole and callie could’ve chosen to dance… right there? you wanted front row seats or something?

31. that episode was SOME SHIT, man. (I’m sweating) but awwww even though it was a total angst parade it ended all cheerful yaaayyy *throws confetti*