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SCIENCE: There was excitement today as NASA announced that Edward Burns was the first dickhead big enough to be visible from space.

“This is amazing news.” confirmed Dr. Juan Kerr, Pointless Letters science consultant. “A dickhead big enough and obvious enough to be visible to the crew of the ISS as they pass over. This will redefine our understanding of just how big a dickhead someone can be.”

Lost Generation Asks
  • Ernest Hemmingway: What "lost cause" do you always seem to be fighting for?
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald: Do you enjoy crowds or reclusion?
  • Zelda Fitzgerald: What are you beyond wildly passionate about?
  • John Dos Passos: Are you big on discussing politics?
  • Gertrude Stein: Do you tend to defy social norms?
  • Alice B. Toklas: What kind of person do you picture spending the rest of your life with?
  • T.S. Eliot: What is your inner monologue generally saying?
  • Sherwood Anderson: Are you at all ashamed of your past?
  • Pablo Picasso: What "period" of your life do you miss the most or are most looking forward to?
  • Cole Porter: If your life was a song, what would the title be?
  • Joséphine Baker: Do you see yourself as a sensation?
  • Juan Belmonte: How do you face your demons?
  • Salvador Dalí: How do you think people should see the world differently?
  • Man Ray: How influenced are your passions by your parents?
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Colombians Ruling Showbiz

  • Shakira- singer, dancer, composer, humanitarian
  • Juanes- singer, composer, humanitarian
  • James Rodríguez- soccer player, model, top goal maker at FIFA’s   2014 Worldcup
  • Sofía Vergara- actress, model, covergirl’s spokesperson, best know as Gloria from Modern Family
  • Nina García- fashion journalist and ciritic, fashion director at ELLE     and MARIE CLAIRE magazines, best known as one of the judges in Lifetime’s Project Runway
  • Manolo Cardona- actor, best known as Teo Braga in USA network’s Covert Affairs and Tomás, Prince of Portugal in The CW’s Reign
  • John Leguizamo- actor, best known as Sid from Ice Age, Tolouse from Moulin Rouge, Tybalt Capulet from Romeo + Juliet, Javier from Kickass 2 and this year’s John Wick as Aurelio
  • Paulina Vega- 2015 Miss Universe
  • Diane Guerrero- actress, best know as Maritza from Netflix’s Orange is the New Black and The CW’s Lina from Jane the Virgin
  • Carlos Valdés- actor, best know as Cisco Ramon from The CW’s The Flash