- Star Wars Fans: We want an Obi-Wan Kenobi movie with Ewan McGregor!!!
- Disney: What's that? A Han Solo movie without Harrison Ford?
- Star Wars Fans: What? No, we don't want--
- Disney: And a guy who looks nothing like Han to play Han?
- Star Wars Fans: No, just--
- Disney: How about another, white brunette female lead cause Girl Power™, yeah!
- Star Wars Fans: Female leads are great and all but what about women of color being the lead--
- Disney: What if this female lead was Han's real love interest and we totally undermine Leia completely?
- Star Wars Fans: No, that's not what we want at all. Who are you even listening--
- Disney: Great! It's already in production with a large budget and a predominately white, male cast, but we added Donald Glover so it's all cool!
- Star Wars Fans: What
- Disney: Look how excited everyone is for this Han Solo movie! We just started filming today, yay!!! It's gonna be the film of a generation!
- Star Wars Fans: *sigh*
please share your original six headcanons