Your name is THE JtHM FANDOM. And you’re scaring everybody. You like to BROOD AND CRITIQUE SOCIETY while deep down actually not taking yourself TOO SERIOUSLY. You’re not very fond of your YOUNGER SIBLING but you can’t be too hard on them, given their PARENTAL ISSUES. You like to TALK TO INANIMATE OBJECTS and you’ve always adored BLOOD AND GORE. You get your VIOLENT TENDENCIES out through your READING MATERIAL, though. You’re TOO INTELLIGENT to be influenced by entertainment to COMMIT VIOLENT CRIME.
God help anyone who calls you WACKY, though. And you should not be left alone with SMALL ANIMALS OR SPORKS.
You are the JTHM FANDOM and you’re NOT AS COOL people may think or INSANELY DANGEROUS like everyone thinks you are. In fact, you’re a PRETTY DECENT PERSON, but everyone is either AFRAID of you or DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST. Most people misjudge you because of all the SCENE and EMO PRETEENS that are STRANGELY ATTRACTED to you. BANG! BANG! BANG! Oh god, they’re at your door. What will you do?
Is using a spoon for castration even possible, or will Eve be a test subject for that idea?
“Oh, its completely possible, as long as it’s a normal metal spoon and not plastic or real silver or something.
See, old medical devices used to remove limbs slowly by crushing them inward until it was so separated from the body that one snip severed it completely. it collapsed inward from all directions to close off blood vessels, so the person didn’t bleed out; though if it wasn’t done right, they did anyway. the machines even used a crank so that someone could put their weight into to get through bone.
castrating with a spoon is essentially the same principle. you use a proper metal spoon so it doesn’t bend, and you don’t have any bone to go through so you don’t need a crank. you just ‘stab’ the area with the ‘sharp’ curve of the spoon until the skin is crushed!
it will take forever and be a complete train wreck - and sense the veins will be rupturing instead of collapsing inward theres going to be a LOT of bleeding - internal and external - but it’s not like they’re getting out alive anyway!!!”
Oh dang you could have aced biology or something if it wasn't for your... Slightly inconvenient habit of killing most people you encounter. Of course, you could always get away with it if you shout "FOR SCIENCE" between every stab.
“most people don’t realize that I’m familiar with most, if not all of the human body -
the disgusting, disgusting human body
- because I’ve seen it all remember? I’ve ripped open more people than a medieval doctor! so of course i know whats there.”