Whenever you’re feeling embarrassed or down, just know that I accidentally iMessaged this guy I have had a crush on for about a year using my fandom email. My fandom email is email@example.com. Dong. Bang. Lovely. He has never heard of K-pop or anything of the like. Imagine being messaged by an email named dongbanglovely. DONG. BANG. LOVELY. A DONG IS A DICK OKAY. HE THINKS I LOVE BANGING DICKS.