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my grandmas scary clock woke me up at least 17 times last night

it may try to play a nice song but it plays a nice song LOUD AND SUDDENLY

anonymous asked:

i remember reading this cracked article a long time ago kina poking fun at how good hearted dale was. 'If we don't leave a note on that car we just hit, we're no better than the walkers!'

IM IN PUBLIC N I CANT STOP LAUGHING HOW COUDL U

the 8 year old boy i’m babysitting is playing call of duty and he killed a guy then yelled “YEAH MAN THAT’S RIGHT I’M GONNA EAT YOUR DEAD BODY FOR DINNER”