jrizzle

Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love

Nacho bell grande
Cheesy gordita
I like your nachos like diarrhea
Man, I really like taco bell

I know I can’t watch you make my food
Drop it on the floor
I think it’s rude
Man, I really like taco bell

Here’s to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that that I just ate
Now I have to poop

[2x]
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this could only come from above

[Jay Joseph:]
Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill

Hey this is JRizzle
Listen up all y'all
I’m winning tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is
So watch this
Because I’m the dopest rapper
That you’ve ever messed with

Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order
Yeah can I have a big mac and a Pepsi
Sir, we don’t sell big macs
And some chicken nuggets
We don’t have chicken nuggets either
Serious!

T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier’s name is Omar Vizquel
People always persecute me
But I know they’ll die for eating Chipotle

How is it that you could hate the good old Taco Bell?
And how is it that you could like Chipotle?

I walked into the Taco Bell
‘Cause I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa

And as you know there was a man
Who preached the truth on rock and sand
And Jesus won’t hold your sins to you
And we all know that he broke the bread
But I know that St. Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa

I love this song
Beef
It’s a good song
And cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell

Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go

Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
(oh, oh, oh, oh)
Beef and beef and cheese

Now is the time that we end this song
Without tacos life would be wrong
Man, I really love Taco Bell

Michael was right
Tacos are great
If you’re real hungry
They’re open real late
Man, I really love Taco Bell

Here’s to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that that I just ate
Now I have to poop

[2x]
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this could only come from above

  • Psychic: *reads my mind
  • My mind: Fast food
  • Greasy
  • Taco
  • I love
  • Nacho bell grande
  • Cheesy gordita
  • I like your nachos
  • Like diarrhea
  • Man I really like
  • Taco bell
  • I know I can't
  • Watch you make my food
  • Drop on the floor
  • I think it's rude
  • Man I really like
  • Taco bell
  • [Chorus: ]
  • Here's to the Mexican
  • Who makes me my food (me gusta)
  • How is that I just ate
  • Now I have to poop
  • Fast food
  • Greasy
  • Taco
  • I love
  • Food like this
  • Could only come
  • From above [x2]
  • [Jay Joseph: ]
  • Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill
  • Hey this is JRizzle
  • Listen up all y'all
  • I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball
  • I put chalupas where my mouth is
  • So watch this
  • Because I'm the dopest rapper
  • That you've ever messed with
  • Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
  • May I take your order
  • Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi
  • Sir we don't sell big macs
  • And some chicken nuggets
  • We don't have chicken nuggets either
  • Sauce!
  • T-A-C-O B-E double L
  • The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel
  • People always
  • Persecute me
  • But I know they'll die
  • For eating Chipotle
  • How is it that you
  • Could hate
  • Good old taco bell
  • And how is it that you
  • Could like Chipotle
  • We walked into the Taco Bell
  • Because I was craving some crunchy shell
  • The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
  • I was flying as high as a kite
  • And I looked up to my delight
  • They were having a special on chalupas
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • And as you know there was a man
  • Who preached the truth
  • On rock and sand
  • And Jesus won't hold your sins to you
  • And we all know that he broke the bread
  • But I know that St. Peter said
  • That his favorite food was chalupas
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • My chalupa
  • I love this song
  • Beef
  • It's a good song
  • And Cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese yeah
  • Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
  • Beef and cheese in a taco shell
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Take that it'll make you fat
  • We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • And lettuce
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • And lettuce
  • Beef and cheese
  • Beef and cheese
  • Okay
  • And lettuce
  • Beef and beef and cheese
  • Now is the time
  • That we end this song
  • Without tacos
  • Life would be wrong
  • Man I really love taco bell
  • Michael was right
  • Tacos are great
  • If you're real hungry
  • They're open real late
  • Man I really love taco bell
  • [Chorus]
  • I'm full
  • So dude there's these two black guys in a bar
  • Hey shh we're still recording
  • [Unintelligible burps and noises and laughing]
  • Psychic: what the fuck

Baby: n….na….

Grandma: oh my god!! His first word is gonna be nana!!! Come on billy, say it, nana, nana!

Baby: Nacho bell grande
Cheesy gordita
I like your nachos
Like diarrhea
Man I really like
Taco bell
I know I can’t
Watch you make my food
Drop on the floor
I think it’s rude
Man I really like
Taco bell
Here’s to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that I just ate
Now I have to poop
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this
Could only come
From above
Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill
Hey this is JRizzle
Listen up all y'all
I’m winning tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is
So watch this
Because I’m the dopest rapper
That you’ve ever messed with
Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order
Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi
Sir we don’t sell big macs
And some chicken nuggets
We don’t have chicken nuggets either
Sauce!
T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier’s name is Omar Vizquel
People always
Persecute me
But I know they’ll die
For eating Chipotle
How is it that you
Could hate
Good old taco bell
And how is it that you
Could like Chipotle
We walked into the Taco Bell
Because I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
And as you know there was a man
Who preached the truth
On rock and sand
And Jesus won’t hold your sins to you
And we all know that he broke the bread
But I know that St. Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
I love this song
Beef
It’s a good song
And Cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Take that it’ll make you fat
We got the stuff that’ll make your booty go
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef and beef and cheese
Now is the time
That we end this song
Without tacos
Life would be wrong
Man I really love taco bell
Michael was right
Tacos are great
If you’re real hungry
They’re open real late
Man I really love Taco Bell