Buffy: Dawn started it!
Dawn: Uh uh, Buffy started it!
Joyce: I don’t care who started it. I don’t ever want to see you two fighting like that ever again. We love you both: you’re not in competition with each other! Repeat: you are not in competition with each other!
Hank: Joyce, Snyder called, this Friday Buffy’s team is playing Dawn’s team. They’re in direct competition!