Irene: Yes. These seats are currently being occupied by my ghost friends.
Random dude: I’m sorry. Your what?
Irene: My ghost friends. Hideous lonely men who met with an early death from good old fashioned schoolyard bullying. You know why? They tried to cross me. So why don’t you just keep on walking, go home, rest, die it doesn’t matter.
Being a trainee with Jisoo was much more bearable because of her goofy personality. You two would always stay after practice hours to help each other out. This caused the two of you to get takeout at the grocery store quite a lot. You two would joke about what happened during training while eating food and sitting on the edge of the sidewalk.
Male best friend
Joy is always excited to spend the day with you! She loves going out to the cinema to watch movies with you. I feel like she’s a bit scared to watch horror movies so she’ll cling to you and then totally deny it didn’t happen!
Yoongi will be the grandpa to your grandma. He’ll love lazing around with you but will also invite you to the studio when working on new music. He knows he won’t be able to concentrate on his music when you’re around but will feel lonely without you. Please nap lots with him, he’ll love you forever.
Everybody loved your dance performance. Some say it’s because you’re already so popular that you placed first but almost everyone agrees that it was because you’re so talented.