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Jojo Fans By Favorite Parts
  • Phantom Blood: Extremely friendly, loves people getting into jojo but hates people who skip parts 1 and 2, probably have watched Fist of the North Star multiple times
  • Battle Tendency: Absolute memelords, still can't get over Caesar's death, consumes caejose content, 36 Kars on Mars
  • Stardust Crusaders: Watched the anime first, will argue that Jotaro is a good protagonist whenever someone calls him out on being emotionless or bland, makes lots of jojokes, also makes aesthetic anime gifs
  • Diamond Is Unbreakable: Makes duwang jokes constantly, angry that Kira didn't win the crunchyroll villain of the year awards, enjoys soft bromance ships
  • Vento Aureo: whERE IS THE ANIME WE WANT IT NOW, likes fashion design, possibly understands how King Crimson works
  • Stone Ocean: Still not over the ending, loves their gay prison trio, loves and appreciates every girl in jojo, hates anime only fans
  • Steel Ball Run: Gigantic memelord 2.0, can do Gyro's nyoho noise, dinosaur kid, would wipe away Johnny's tears
  • Jojolion: Owns lots of jojo merch, extensive knowlege of all jojo parts, thinks Joshu needs a haircut