joshua ovenshire

INTENSE CONSTRUCTION BATTLES (Board AF)
  • Lasercorn: Before we start, I’d like to assassinate Wes.
  • Wes: Wh— that’s not how the game works.
  • Lasercorn: He said something mean about my unicorn horn.
  • Joven: Uh, you know, there’s no assassinations in this game.
  • Wes: Yeah, that’s not how the game works.
  • Joven: Yet.
  • Wes: We don’t actually hurt each other at all.
  • Lasercorn: [softly] One of these days I’ll be able to assassinate you. Okay!
  • [intro]