joshua in a nutshell

  • Joshua: If I was a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
  • Jeonghan: Awwww...
  • Vernon: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
  • Seungkwan: Thanks...
seventeen in a nutshell

scoups: that dad at the barbecue wearing a ‘kiss the cook’ apron while doing the Dad Dance

jeonghan: Little Shit™

joshua: god of english, america and beauty in its purest form

jun: no ones quite sure what he does,,, who is he??

hoshi: simultaneously the cutest and sexiest person on the planet

wonwoo: 2009 emo kid

woozi: satanic bunny rabbit

dk: the actual sun. do not get too close or you shall be blinded

mingyu: dumb puppy (he cute tho)

the8: he ain’t as adorable as he looks

seungkwan: celine dion who? mariah carey who?? beyoncé who???

vernon: headlines headlines

dino: too much talent to be contained in a single human. overloading. self-destruct sequence initiated.

overall: disgusting. do not stan these absolute losers.

  • S.coups: The stars are beautiful tonight.
  • Joshua: They are.
  • S.coups: You know what else is beautiful?
  • Joshua: Jeonghan.
  • S.coups: Exactly.

Seventeen as things my friends and I have said.

S.coups: I’m so mad right now I would punch you in the face if I didn’t care about you

Jeonghan: I’m asking you because you’re the sugar daddy

Joshua: McDonald’s chicken nuggets will give you life

Jun: I would totally date myself if I could… no homo tho

Hoshi: Another thing to put on my list of ‘things I didn’t know I needed, still don’t, but WANT!’ (A horse onesie)

Wonwoo: If you haven’t tried running like they do in Naruto. I will loose all my respect for you

Woozi (to DK): Neither snails or poop are going to attack you STOP screaming.

DK: I almost had panic attack cause I forgot I was wearing pants…

Mingyu: I tried the chubby bunny challenge by myself… that wasn’t very fun.

The8: I’M NOT PLAYIN’ ANYMORE BITCH

Seungkwan: I was bout to get real mad cause I thought somebody took my chilly cheese tops… but then I realized I ate them.

Vernon: Was that you, that made that chicken noise? WOAW!

Dino: Am I the only one here who is 100% sure I’m an angel.

joshua kiryu??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of joshua kiyru spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of joshua kiyru scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

Seungkwan: nothing in here fits me. Let’s just find another shop we don’t belong here!

Wonwoo: just like my life.

Seungkwan:

S.coups:

DK:

Joshua:

Wonwoo: come on guys it was a joke.

Everyone:

S.coups: are you okay?