joshua f benmore

oh god you're mature.

YES I DO NOT HAVE LOADS OF MONEY
NICE INSULT M8 l0lolol0lolol0l
however
My hair is not skanky. It’s beautiful. If you said I was ugly, I’d agree. If you said I was poor, I’d agree. I am both. I might be ugly and poor, but you my friend are SUMMIN ELSE. you look like you’ve stuck a ferret to your head. It’s cheap and disturbing.
And saying I look like a corpse? I fucking LOVE looking like a corpse. It’s my look. I pull it off.
I wish I could say the same to you, babydoll. You just look like some sort of rotting spider-monkey.
An orange, rotting spider monkey.
You say you’re clever, but if you were all that clever I think you’d be able to read instructions on a fake-tan bottle. The ones that specify “one coat” and “even coverage”.
Orange face is not a good look.
Rat.